Allow the foreigner you barely know and have never seen fight to be the body guard of your princess. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you ever want a family, and you are presented with a bunch of toys, choose the ones that dont look like they've been handled before by a bunch of avatars. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When you are too busy reasoning calmly with a madman carrying a knife to prevent a spirit from being killed, kindly offer the logical suggestion to your enemy that she offer herself as a sacrifice... she might just listen. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The enemy is so impatient that they will look angrily upon the wall of water when it rises, and then leave when it falls and they actually have a chance to attack. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Trap the enemy in the marketplace (because they'll be too busy shopping to remember they are at war). link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The uncle isn't always such a bad guy after all! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Be sure to ask for the "catch" when a bad guy promises to release you after you take a test. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When your brother tells you to back away slowly from a possible Fire Nation trap, charge at it and try to break it open! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

After fighting your mortal enemy, and having him be frozen in a chunk of ice, never forget to remind him that you two could be friends. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you make bad jokes about the Fire Nation's son, prepare for a tough crowd. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

"Smart" kids may not be the most compassionate. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The reason characters never settle down in the beginning, is that the journey would be over before it began. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When your friend ditches you when there are bad guys hot on your trail AND you are starting a revolution, simply watch him leave and accuse your friend for not convincing him to stay. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Flames may look dangerous, but don't worry about your cherry blossom trees--they will be miraculously unaffected. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Teddy bears are worth saving. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Suspect awesome people who humbly request to be your sidekick. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Epic music has to be used in trailers, even if it seems ridiculous. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Just because your mother bursts into an explosion of flames, do not assume she is dead. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Trust not he who steals his own father's shoes. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Don't assume he doesn't love you just because he's kissing another woman. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

What is annoying isn't the curse, but how calmly your sister tells you about the curse over the phone. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you can't afford a romantic date in a dark alleyway, choose a pitch black restaurant instead! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Women confuse men because they believe that a magic spell created by a poker chip, stolen from a fountain in Rome, is responsible for their being in love. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Love is like lightning; they both strike when you least expect it. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Some animals swim good, others swim well. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

He may look nice, but so did your father. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Some people will only have their awkward drinking moments featured on the front page. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Always be polite, even if it kills you. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If you relive the events of someone's life as an active participant, for the sake of a documentary, you will not be considered a stalker. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It is the key to the most important ________. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Girls make the best ninja. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Typecasting can only lead to dramatic feuds between actors. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Never tell the police about the "thief" who's hiding in your storage room. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

She who loves you more than she can bear also hates you more than she can bear. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Even if you don't know his name or where he lives or what he does for a living, that doesn't mean you're crazy for searching for him! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Sometimes the chase is all you really enjoy. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Even if you save her life, there's a chance she won't remember you. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The day you lose the gift given to you by your first crush, is the day you marry someone else. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Don't drink that poison! It might not kill you like you hoped it would. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Birthday songs as distractions produce the best escapes. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

It's more polite to kill the dinner guest after dessert. link
Rating: 5 (+6/-1)

Don't shake on deals with llamas; they don't have hands. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Don't open gifts that "tick". link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

Climb the stairs, it will be worth it in the end. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

The Emperor always saves the best parts of his speech for last. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Don't be a fool by cutting gym class. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

The bad guys will be wearing face masks, for no particular reason. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Empty audiences are better listeners. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Never forget the four basic food groups: Beans, Bacon, Whiskey, and Lard. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

If you don't believe the cook, ask the dishes. link
Rating: 4 (+7/-3)

Pay attention to the clock, or he'll have told you so. link
Rating: -2 (+1/-3)

For goodness sakes, let the old woman in! link
Rating: 2 (+4/-2)

It's just our own misfortune that we happen to be the Fates' arts and crafts project. link
Rating: -3 (+0/-3)

It's best to ask before displaying your best friend's face on billboards all over the city. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Days before you're wedding, take caution when asking your girlfriend, "Why are we getting married again?" link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It's best to ask before displaying your best friend's face on billboards all over the city. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

You don't have to lie, but there are some things you just don't share. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Ron is good at one kind of divination: Self-fullfilling prophecies. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

World peace justifies atomic war. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When all else fails: Eject the warp core. link
Rating: 5 (+6/-1)

An eye for an eye, a planet for a planet. link
Rating: 6 (+7/-1)

Looking for a way to force character development? Burn down their house. link
Rating: 11 (+15/-4)