The one with the ponytail is your real son. link
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Never trust Aussies. link
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You need binoculars to see something 40 feet tall. link
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Yellow is the new khaki. link
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Running into the path of an oncoming car cuts to a new scene. link
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Paint does not mix. Each color stayed nice and pristine no matter how many times they touch. link
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If you hang upside down, your hat will not fall off. link
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Parking lots are forever! link
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Even colorblind people can see yellow. link
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Optimism can make the rain stop falling. link
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Fireflies are like cockroaches. link
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The kite you had will disappear when you need both of your hands and will reappear when both of your hands are available again. link
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Coffee is a weapon of mass destruction. link
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Russians have noses of steel. link
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Unwrap your toilet paper ahead of time, just in case you're in a hurry. link
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