Don't worry, Optimus will be completely fine on his own, fighting against all of the other Decepticons! Let's just take our sweet, sweet time driving there. Soak in that wonderful scenery. Oh, look there they a--OMG OPTIMUS IS DEAD! WTF HAPPENED?! link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Apparently, the Decepticon planet-like HQ is just a few minutes flight away from Earth, but nobody seems to notice or care. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

A real man's life or well-being is worth sacrificing for the sake of great literature. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

In a communist country where they barely allow its citizens to browse social networking sites, rest assured that they will still let America fly into Chinese airspace and drop in giant alien robots to wreck havoc in one of their major cities. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)