Marshall's have the ability to immediately pick the suspicious items on the cargo list. link
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Your makeup will always look perfect even in sub-zero, gail force-force, freezing temps with your face exposed to the elements! link
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Bodies dropped from aircraft in the vast expanse of Antarctica are spotted immediately before they have chance to get covered in snow. link
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When teaching rookies about how to deal with the cold it's always good to leave it till the day before the installation shuts down for winter and everyone flies home. Doing it when they first get there gets in the way of the Antarctic golf season. link
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The possibility of something being radioactive should in no way deter you from trying to open or hold it. link
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Jelly beans pose as a perfect ringer and a good snack. link
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When working in Antarctica you loose your English accent. link
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Drinking scotch and walking into the arctic is the best idea ever. link
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The bad guy is the only guy with enough sense to wear face protection. link
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The Antarctic super storm will blow you away with ease and you have to hang on for dear life not to get whisked away... unless you connect a small hook to a rope, which won't only allow you to stand up and walk, you can also wield a ice axe at people without losing your balance. link
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They invented Scotch because time is irrelevant. link
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If you find 6 canisters of uncut diamonds, contact an arms dealer on the watch list, he'll know what to do. link
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Kate Beckinsale has her flashbacks through a Photoshop filter. link
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It's easy to identify fresh blood and wounds in sub zero temperature. link
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Falling down a 20 foot hole in the snow isn't so bad. link
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After a brutal snow storm with hurricane force winds and then a long winter, you can step outside and see the flags all whipping in the breeze and not in frozen stiff shreds. link
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US Marshals will never file a sexual harrassment complaint against a guy who repeatedly asks them to do a "strip search". link
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Everyone shoots remarkably straight and can stand their ground, even when the plane is careening out of control. link
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When you get ready to shoot the guards, shoot the guy who bends over to pick up the bottle you dropped as a distraction, rather than shooting the guy who is still sitting up right and has quicker access to his weapon. link
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Dropping said bottle so it spills is the next best distraction in case just passing it around didn't work. link
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Sharing a bottle of Vodka with the people you are going to shoot is a good distraction. link
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Your friend will believe you even if you wait 2 years to tell her you have a Granddaughter. link
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50 year-old electronics will still work fine and blow a perfect hole in the Antarctic surface if you just have 3 bars left on your cell-phone battery. link
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Your partner confessing to a crime of aiding and abetting and placing his gun down on the table is the perfect reason to shoot and will not get you court martialed. link
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Letting criminals slip away and kill themselves in glorious fashion is a reasonable thing to do when you're constantly doubting whether you're good for the profession. link
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Fragile, 50 kg women are able to fight with ease with said drug trafficker, especially when their head has just been slammed into a mirror. link
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Sleeping on the bed next to a drug trafficker is preferable to say, calling the local cops to take him into custody. link
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Running around in a sub-zero temperatures fighting killers when you have just been through finger amputation surgery is perfectly fine. link
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Sticking your unprotected hand in the belly of a decomposing body is a pretty normal thing to do. And besides, who would keep latex gloves in a surgery anyway? link
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Flailing dicks around in an international science base is a common and acceptable behavior. link
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Apparently just following a rope by holding it is not enough; you must also strap your harness in a pedantic fashion even when you chase someone with murderous intent or running away from someone with murderous intent. link
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Communists are as greedy as the average capitalist. link
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Coffee freezes in seconds but it's safe to walk around without protection for the lower half of your face. link
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Drinking vodka helps to start frozen engines. link
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The best way to transport diamonds is to put them into corpses. link
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After returning to a warm place from a beastly cold there's no sign of cold on your face. link
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Vodka doesn't freeze even at 65 degrees below zero. link
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Armed US Marshals will run away from guys with ice axes. link
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It's a good idea to drink old vodka that you found around some dead frozen Russians. link
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US Marshals with issues choose to post in Antarctica to punish themselves. link
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When you come out of the shower, your makeup will still look perfect. link
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The first thing you do when you arrive at your post is to take a shower. link
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Professional backgammon is a good fallback career when you're a US Martial looking to change gears. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Keeping a packet of shrimp flavored ramen noodles is "holding out". link
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Everyone bends over sensuously turn on the shower. link
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When going into a deep hole in the middle of Antarctica, be sure to bring your entire team. Don't leave anyone waiting outside in case something happens...like a cave in. link
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There are no animals about and hardly any food to survive, but damn that dog sure looked healthy. link
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The good guys don't eat people. Apparently they don't think to stay put in one place and try to build a community. link
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Starving human being makes a great late night snack. Disease be damned. link
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Kids during the 1930's recession were far more proactive than this kid and had way more responsibility. link
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In an apocalyptic disaster, all forms of government will become extinct. link
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The air is freezing cold, so it makes perfect sense to take a dip in the pool. link
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Exposing your hand in -65 degree weather is twice as dangerous as exposing 90% of your body while streaking in -55 degree weather. link
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"Hey, wait, Alex Oloughlin was a vampire once, right?" We see what you did there. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Stealing someone's weed in Antarctica is not as serious as, you know, actually growing it. link
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The Russians killing each other on the plane doesn't count as the first murder apparently. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

This is Bill at his most masochistic. link
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Elle has no future. link
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No one remembers or gives a rats ass about Copperhead in Volume 2. link
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No matter how fat her ass gets or how much barbecue she eats, Beatrix will always be a killer. link
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Bill finds the mythology surrounding superheros fascinating. link
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An asshole on your elbow is pretty useless. link
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Angels find the experience of lying an entirely human concept, except when they are confronted about their names and other identities. link
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If you want an Angel to show up, just keep saying that you know he's there. link
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If an Angel sleeps next to you, you'll get a good night's sleep. link
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Pears taste like sugary sand. link
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It's acceptable to assault someone you suspect of being an angel with a kitchen knife. link
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Take your eyes off the road for an extended period of time. Nothing will happen. link
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A trauma doctor doesn't wear a helmet or any kind of protective gear while riding a bike through LA. link
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There is no exquisite sin greater than Central Air. link
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It's easy to get out of hell so long as you're on a routine posession. link
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The corporate head quarters for Mooby (Kevin Smith's version of Disney) is located between Wisconsin and New Jersey and it doesn't take long to get from one place to the other. link
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Mr. McGee does not want to make Ben Affleck angry. He wouldn't like Ben Affleck when he is angry. link
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The police will not be on the look out for Loki. link
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Uncasing your wings is too high profile, but openly talking about killing people in public, once in an airport and again while purchasing a gun no less, is perfectly acceptable. link
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Azriel is an Effing demon. link
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The library is a great hang out spot for angels. link
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Angels have free will. link
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That loud and creepy guy you have never met before sounds like just the kind of person you should send out to your best friend's cabin...in the middle of a secluded area in Nevada with minimal witnesses. link
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An Angel who watches and knows of the existence of violent human behavior will walk up to a car full of people he doesn't know. link
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Angels can circumvent hospital security to take another patient out for pancakes...and french toast... link
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Angels become gluttons when they become human. link
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Angels lose the ability to speak all languages when they become human. But they can speak English just fine. link
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Angels can remove books from the library without a card. link
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Sarah's bedroom was the only place to find a teddy bear, apparently. link
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Sarah has no basis for comparison. link
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Goblins will only laugh when their king gives them permission. link
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A government organization trying to track a kid down is only going to hang out at his house and watch TV. They won't bother to tap the phones in case he tries to calls. link
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Alien creatures can get colds but the robot that's been collecting specimens all over the galaxy is flummoxed by the concept of urination. link
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Governer Dan Akroyd loves his hot dogs. link
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Only one of the billions of alien creatures to make it to the surface will evolve the ability to breathe Earth air. link
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Sonny isn't taking any of McGee's crap...if that's okay with her. link
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It only takes fifteen minutes. link
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Vi wants Frankie Avalon's phone number. link
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Frenchie is too young to know what Vi thinks of waitressing. link
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Teens have a bizarre concept of "not that hungry". link
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Falling down a hill on a bike after being driven off the road by a speeding vehicle won't lead to any lasting damage or injuries. link
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It's good enough for me. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

A company manufactures incinerators that a fully grown man can comfortably fit in. link
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Even a genetically engineered kid can screw up to disappointing levels. link
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