If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

We fear change. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Champagne is a lot like Star Trek: The Next Generation. In many ways it is superior, but will never be as recognized as the original. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Wayne will have the Cream Of Sumyungi. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

All Champagne is French. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If the Mirth-Mobile gets trashed a red Porsche with the keys in the ignition will become available to you. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Too much Jolt Cola produces hallucinatory side effects. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

In the event of capture you will be given cyanide capsles that are to be placed under the tongue like so. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Garth can go to a movie on a school night *snaps fingers* like that. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

That's Hornay. It's French. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Cassandra probably won't take you spying on her too well. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A Terminator that kills out of convenience will patiently wait for a store clerk to get his weapons. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

The mother of the future can't even balance her checkbook. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Sarah Connor is better than mortal man deserves. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

There is only one sex scene in the entire franchise...one. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

The T-1000 couldn't use those sharp blades to cut the elevator cable. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Marianne is worth dying for. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A robotics corporation that believes Johnny5 to be destroyed won't start sniffing around when the news gets out about that same robot suddenly appearing in another city. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A robotics corporation that believes Johnny5 to be destroyed won't start sniffing around when the news gets out about that same robot suddenly appearing in another city. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Johnny5 decided to read Pinnochio very carefully. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Does Toys R Us sell yo-yo's like that? link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When trying to keep your race a secret from the rest of the world, screwing with a jet that's trying to take off isn't the smartest way to go about it. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Wayne's not mental or anything, so don't be afraid. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Bengal Tigers are good substitutes for guard dogs. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

There was a little sweet shop on the edge of town. They went and it was closed. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Make sure you remember what year you're in before you spout off at the mouth about what books you read as a child. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The Doc will be convieniently buried within just a few feet of where he left the Delorian. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Animal hospitals are the best place to go for medicine. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

College and the Police Academy movies are an excellent way to learn English. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The world is a pretty twisted place. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

In French, Cassandra would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted, with only her cunning to protect her. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Garth isn't going to jail for you or anybody. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Milwaukee is an Indian name. In fact , it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land." link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Alice Cooper is a regular visitor, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers began visiting here in the late 16th century. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The Shitty Beatles isn't just a clever name. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Assphincter says what? link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

We're not worthy. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor he'd be pralines and dick. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If Garth had a girl like Cassandra he would never take her to Benjamin's house. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you spew and she bolts it was never meant to be, but if you blow chunks and she comes back then she's yours. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A guy who gets so wasted he doesn't remember what happened the night before isn't my first choice of mechanics to inspect my car. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Led Zeplin didn't write songs that everyone liked. He left that to the BeeGees. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Scuttle has never been wrong when it was important. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If Eric is looking for a girl there's a ton of highly available ones right in the laundry room. link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)

Nice young ladies don't just swim around the ocean rescuing people and then go off into oblivion. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Telling someone how to do a problem during a test is called cheating, which entitles the teacher to call you a cheat-a despicable cheat. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

No kid wants to show up on the first day of school with his mother. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The military's response to a boy who can mentally interfere with computers and electronic devices is to terminate him instead of, you know, dropping him in the middle of enemy territory and having him screw up their radar or something. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Baseball is the essence of all life in the universe. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A guy who consistently looks like he is about to pee himself probably isn't the best choice for carrying on a five hundred year-old legacy. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A guy who consistently looks like he is about to pee himself probably isn't the best choice for carrying on a five hundred year-old legacy. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A guy who consistently looks like he is about to pee himself probably isn't the best choice for carrying on a five hundred year-old legacy. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Wikipedia still exists in 500 years. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Every weapon has an instruction manual. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

In 5,000 years everyone had better be on the effing ball with those elements. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

An axe can cleave a man's skull like a pudding. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

One dragon really isn't an adequate response to the question, "You and what army?" link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Omens don't win battles. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Dragons keep tabs on human history. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

You couldn't possibly pronoune Draco's name in your tongue. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Windex passes for aftershave. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When you walk into a video store it's obvious you need a job. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Sam wears a T-shirt that says born to shop. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Sam's wardrobe is pretty cool for a fashion victim. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

David isn't the head vampire. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

No TV means no MTV. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

State funded orphanages don't bother hiring night awake counselors to prevent kids from knocking the hell out of each other or wandering off the property. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Getting hit by a car has no lasting effects on a small boy such as limping, bruising, etc. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If you want to find a new name just look at passing trucks. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Children play instruments for cash on the same street corner in New York during school hours without juvenile patrol picking them up. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A pizza that's 8 to 12 slices will feed about a hundred hungry kids. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

In 2007 cell phones were still prohibitively expensive and rare, so everyone still uses payphones. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

An hours old baby will move his arms in perfect rhythm to a song he hears across the from the nursery. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A kid can sleep at a homeless shelter and get enrolled into Julliard without anyone asking where he comes from. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Despite the long waiting lists to adopt a baby nobody wanted to adopt a white, male infant in 1995. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

One night stands with total strangers lead to gifts...not the kind that keep on giving mind you. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

A kid can wander all the way to New York City in the middle of a freezing night on a long stretch of rural road and not have a scratch on him or even a sign of redness in his cheeks. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If a person has a booked flight to go from Chicago to San Francisco and that flight is boarding, he can change his mind and instead take a flight from Chicago to New York City, which is ALSO boarding and still have time to pay for the flight and get on the plane before it takes off. Business travelers do this all the time in airports, right? link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

that a screenwriter can get away with hundreds of magical coincidences in a single movie, despite all the screenwriting books that teach the contrary. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

that when a child prodigy composes his first masterpiece symphony and it's so good it will be presented in Central Park, it will sound much like incidental film music, and even swells when magical coincidences happen. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Music is everywhere. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If Cassandra were a president she'd be Baberham Lincoln. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Bugs bunny was never attractive when he put on a dress and pretended to be a girl bunny. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Wayne is an excellent warrior, but Bobby has money. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Zang! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When engaging in a martial arts battle with a Chinese man it is better to speak in Dubs than subtitles. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

All girls want to stay in Aurora, Illinois because they have a boyfriend. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Whether you won or loss all that matters is you gave it your best shot. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

J. Edgar Hoover was one bad cat, he just couldn't groove. And when two cats can't groove one of them has to visit the man upstairs. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It's probably not a good idea to keep mentioning your nightly visits with Jim Morrison. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The Peace Sign is similar to the Mercedes symbol. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The irony of "hunting" the Predator was not lost on the others. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Shit happens. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Stacy is mental. She needs to get over it and go out with someone else. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Plutonic love can exist between two grown men. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The beast doesn't include selling out. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise from the wound. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The abandoned doll factory reminds Wayne of The Leprachaun. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)