Rubber suits apparently have DNA. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It's possible to get the same mutation after you've been cured of the previous mutation, which you got under extremely different circumstaces. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

A name like "Von Doom" must have a benign meaning in Latvia. link
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Some government official got ahold of the camera, sat through it for two hours trying to document the Cloverfield sightings and thought, "If I had to sit through two hours of underwear models and rejects from the cast of Beverly Hills 90210 pissing and moaning, the rest of you can sit through it too, so I'm leaving it all in." link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Getting impaled will cause no lasting effects, including bleeding out. You'll also survive a thirty story crash in a helicopter. link
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The "unreal" Nexus can help you fix the "real" timestream. link
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The Borg still won't use holographic technology to their advantage. link
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Rumors of Picards assimilation were totally exaggerated. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It's okay to shoot at someone with your eyes closed so long as it works. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

I told you to stop the cuss-did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed? link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Only Spooner read Hansel and Gretal...just what the hell was Calvin reading when she went to preschool, Issac Assimov? link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Robotics engineers have a hard time explaining things in laymen's terms, which is why they are not marketing execs. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Calvin is the stupidest smart person in the world. Spooner is the stupidest stupid person in the world. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Sonny doesn't know what they say about old dogs. link
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If Will Smith's character lives in the future, he will be the only one to appreciate "vintage" clothing from the movie's year of production. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

In the future, a twenty ounce bottle of beer will cost about as much as a prepaid cellphone with the camera feature. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

They'll give the only funny part away in the trailer, thus removing my reason to see the film. link
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One drop of the Bog of Eternal Stench will make you stink for a lifetime. Sarah's shoes must have some powerful odor eaters, either that or the rocks that rose from the bog took a quick shower before she made contact with them. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A race that could only put up a 9 minute fight during the initial invasion will be able to take back their planet in less than 48 hours with the same technology and only an eighth of the manpower. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

An entire planet to enslave and the Psychlos have only one colony in Colorado. link
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Dogs are clearly the superior race, having the man animal chauffer it around. link
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Savage humans who don't remember McDonalds will be able to read a complex instruction manual to a nuclear device like West Point Graduates. link
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Fighter jets run on turpentine since gasoline and petroleum would have long since changed forms in the 1,000 or so years. link
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A planet that is so sensitive to radiation as to be completely destroyed by it won't install some kind of fail safe device to prevent nuclear weapons from being transported there. link
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A wedding ring will get you in trouble on the streets. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Newspapers are mostly bullshit. But it's entertaining bullshit. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

BOOM! Cause you never know. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

When you learn the meaning of some stupid joke that an aging ex-cop told you, you'll be enlightened to the heart of the city or something. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The city has it's cries. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Don't question it at all when the guy you're training with forces you to smoke dope at gun point. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Don't bother worrying about how you're going to explain all of this to your commanding officer the next day. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Think about the DA before you pull the trigger. link
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That group of amateur film makers with one third the budget can do a much better "trailer" parody than these guys did with twice the budget and an entire feature length film. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

The red tape finally got cleared up on those Sharks with lasers attached to their heads. link
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Gunkata is the futuristic martial art that prevents the main character from being shot at point blank range, inspite of being outnumbered and outgunned. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Artwork and literature that cause extreme emotions are banned but Coco-Puffs are okay. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Sex with Christian Bale will only get you burned... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

No one will suspect you when you're trying to save the woman who has been legally executed. link
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I wonder if there's a website for registered "sense" offenders. link
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Side effects of Prozium are nausea, heartburn, diahrea and landing the roles of beloved American action heros. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Prozium does not keep one from being a complete kiss ass. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Children are quite capable of controlling their emotions without medical conditioning. link
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A Scottish actor can pull of a better Maine accent than someone from Maine. link
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Shutting down computers with your mind is cool. link
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Angela Lansbury doesn't know. link
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Turkey feathers make good eagle feather substitutes. link
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A solar powered "camp stove" isn't all tht effective at cooking meat. link
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An expert on hamster behavior would know such things. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Wikipedia will still be around in 500 years. link
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The key grip is the guy who gets paid to just hold things. link
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A projectionist is a guy who puts all of his faults onto other people. link
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Eastman...he came out of the east to do battle with the AMAZING RANDO! link
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There were no "puppets" in this movie. link
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If a plane crashes nose first into the ocean and explodes in a fireball it stands to reason that all of the main characters will survive. link
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Women in a survival situation will become languid and sex starved. link
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Infidelity occurs in 100 degree heat. link
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Lets take this fight inside. link
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Being bitten by a radioactive spider will only turn someone into about 10 percent of a giant humanoid spider. link
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I'd love to be tarred and feathered by "these" villagers. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Babs will mess you up. link
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Sweet young girls always attract womanizers. link
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The Cubs lost again. link
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Gypsy makes a mean pot roast. link
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As a matter of fact Mike was just a little curious about where that rhythmic pounding sound was coming from. link
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Cambot and Magic Voice got shafted in the final negotiations for this movie. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

You can't tunnel a hole in space. link
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Who doesn't have an interociter? link
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"Breach hole, I'll die." Wow, Crow even had it underlined, link
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Crow calculated the odds that he was going to succeed in tunneling a hole to the Earth verses the fact that he was doing something completely stupid and he went ahead anyway. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Mike broke the Hubble. link
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Tom Servo collects underpants. link
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Transitioning from one planet's gravity to another requires time in "The Tubes". link
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An insect like species bred for servitude is pretty balsy when one of it's masters gives it an instruction. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Yes, lets sneak away under the cover of afternoon in one of the biggest cars in the county. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Georgia is a let down compared to Mars or Neptune. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

And the professor's coffin will be made entirely from coconuts. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The scientists of the world will recieve a book containing instructions to build an advanced alien communications device and won't attempt to sell said information to their respective governments. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Exeter is totally not an alien. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Brakk has visible panty line. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

1980 was the "old" future. link
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There's black ice in space. link
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Rocket ships can be fixed with a 1959 Sears socket wrench. link
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Human-sized doors are an inconvenience in space. link
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In the future tether lines will become obsolete. link
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Only partners to the hero of the story will be given flowery speeches about the "Good and the Beautiful." link
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You just have to take the time to look at it. link
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People are balloons apparently. link
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Joking about floating monsters in space isn't cool man. link
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On Rehton all men fighting to the death are required to take their shirts off. link
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A fifteen year-old can rent a room in New York in the same building that Tom Hanks stayed in Big. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The Jedi didn't think to have an emergency evacuation plan in place to get the inexperienced Jedi children to safety and possibly keep them alive. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Anakin stopped to pick up some yellow contacts on his way to the Jedi temple. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Never once question how a senator knows so much about the Sith until five seconds before you kneel and declare yourself his lap dog. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Yoda is the Jedi Kindergarten teacher. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

In spite of a large range of weapons from various cultures to choose from, the double-sided light saber will be the only variation on the light saber design throughout the franchise. Not counting Dooku's "Limp" saber. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Dark Jedi suddenly become "Sith". link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A medal to the Wookie that flew the Millenniumm Falcon giving Han a clear shot of the three Tie-fighters? Hell no. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Han is not scruffy-looking. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Droids are built like legos. link
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Mars is the only cool planet in the solar system apparently. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)