Brought a kid to life from a bunch of adjectives written on paper and buried in a box in your garden? Don't worry. The adoption agency has heard stranger. link
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Go ahead and leave your prototype for a new pencil in your boss's office. Because he seems like such an honest guy. link
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When leaves are growing out of a kid's ankle, it's a good sign of responsible parenting to take him to a gardener. Not, you know, a doctor. link
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Two sisters who use a kid in their personal tug of war clearly had a healthy upbringing. link
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Yes! It is totally the new pencil that will jumpstart your town's failing economy and not the kid with the leaves growing from his legs. link
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No one in the town of Stanleyville has a cellphone camera. link
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As in all movies of this nature, the soccer game is more about the parents lording their kids over everyone else. link
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Telling your kid to have a great day at school is too much pressure. link
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After Interview with the Vampire, you'd think Stephen Rhea would know better by now. link
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Hey Dad? We're down here. No, no, not off the top of the building. link
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The fridge horror of what happened to Winnie's body when it became exposed to the waters of that tree has not occurred to anyone. link
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Not one person involved in the funeral arrangements took a drink of water. link
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On breaking you out of a coffin and finding you wrapped in chains, David will only be curious about the panties you got stuck in your mouth. link
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Barnabas moved on to found the Bounty paper towel company. link
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Soup Kitchens only give out time. You know, as opposed to food and clothes that you wind up having to spend your precious time on. link
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Yeah, it's a real charitable act to leave a time capsule with a homeless woman sleeping in a tunnel. Because no one else will take it from her before she wakes up. link
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A man can be accused of murder even when when the camera clearly shows him arriving literally ten to fifteen seconds after the man he allegedly murdered fell to his death. (Yes, I know he timed out. That's not the point.) link
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The poor, who have less time on their clocks and therefore no time to slow down and enjoy life, can still become overweight. Alternatively, rich people never get fat even though they avoid extreme physical activity. link
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Clearly Joss Whedon was going about this the wrong way. link
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The world destroying planet will give you plenty of time to gather sticks, carve them to an acceptable amount and whip up your little Magic Cave and get the family together for a last touching moment. link
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After millions of websites providing a detailed diagram and a thorough explanation of the world's imminent demise who knew that one would eventually be right? link
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Nothing is really too much of a tagline. link
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It's totally possible to shrug off the signs of depression with an expensive wedding and a stern warning. link
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The wedding dress of the year shows no signs of damage after the bride both urinated and had sex in a sandtrap while wearing it. link
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The Moon had other things to do apparently. link
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If you find yourself on Mars, the lower gravity will allow you to leap great bounds. You'll also be stronger because the density will also be weaker. Now what leap of science is keeping you from freezing your balls off? link
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John Carter was actually Edgar Rice Burrough's uncle. link
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All worlds eventually fall. It just helps to have a semi-omniprescent species managing it. link
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After nearly escaping from custody three or four times, it won't occur to a trained Union soldier that his prisoner is goading him by peeing outside the cell. link
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On Mars, ordinary Earth people will have superhuman jumping abilities. link
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It was absolutely John Carter's fault that his wife and child burned to death in their log cabin. It wasn't, you know, his wife's fault for being so careless to begin with. link
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Always jump at the opportunity to fight a savage tribe of Tharks as it will redeem your alleged shortcoming of not saving your family from a burning cabin. link
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All that matters in the end is that you take up a cause. link
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Drinking the water of Mars will give you the ability to understand Mars languages. link
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Mammals are disgusting to handle but make great pizza toppings. link
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When you're the security guard of a zoo and an animal is brutally killed, don't bother calling the police to the scene to report some kind of a break in. Instead go to the police station and start talking about the giant snake. You'll be fine. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

A car crash does a lot more damage than a bullet in your shoulder at point blank range. link
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Apparently there are quite a few girls in LA that have tatoos. link
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Take your sweet time when leaving your son alone with a man who is apparently having a heart attack. link
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Evil henchmen don't quite have the hang of cars. link
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Even though your partner bought out the airline, it's absoultely crucial that you slip the drugs into the water of the guy you're trying to hack into. Don't get the airline attendant to do it or anything. link
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Harry is tired of all these motha-effing squids in this motha-effing ocean. link
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Revenge is like a forest. It can be easy to forget where you came in. link
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You're closed. link
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Aside from cheating, Dante and Veronica were a great couple. link
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Jay's not dealing anything. Now what you want? link
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They don't sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback? Ooh, Mini-Trucker Magazine! link
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Navy Seals is not a quality flick. link
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They don't have the one with that guy who was in that movie last year. link
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There aren't many videos you would get for a six year-old boy who chronically wets his bed. link
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All the prices end in nine. It's eerie. link
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Liking "Empire" over "Jedi" is blasphemy. link
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Knowing how she came to have sex with a dead guy won't make it any less weird. link
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Milk Maids will go through every gallon of milk, as if they're looking for that one gallon that won't go bad for like a decade. link
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Customers will ask where the new releases are, inspite of having a big rack with a sign that says "New Releases". link
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Dante works in a convience store. Badly. Randal works in a video store, badly as well. link
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The video store was ostensibly closed. link
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Anyone could waltz in and do their jobs. link
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Asking Randal Graves if he's going to lock the video store is probably a stupid question. link
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When Dante was four, he shit his pants rather than lift the lid to his potty seat. link
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Dante needs to either shit or get off the pot. link
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Dante likes to think that the weight of the world rests on his shoulders. link
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Jay would go down on Silent Bob like a circus seal. link
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When Caitlyn offers her body to you, don't offer semantics in return. link
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Randal's sexy talk is very kindergarten. link
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Jay isn't dealing outside of your store. Except when he is. link
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Jay will fuck anything that moves. link
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No, really. The cat's name is annoying customer. link
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The irony is that Kevin Smith himself was anti-tobacco. If you're waiting for the irony, just watch his movies almost twenty years later. link
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A desire to pee with the lights on and loyalty for the boss can be a sordid state of affairs. link
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Where they're going, they won't need roads. (It's a quote from the tail end of the movie, so lay off about which movie it happens in.) link
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Never use the doc's clocks to determine if you have time for school or not. link
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Weight has nothing to do with it. link
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Milton will find out what a rerun is. link
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Marty looked familiar to his grandmother, who wouldn't meet him for another twenty years. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

You better have more than lite beer the next time Biff tows your car all the way to your house. link
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I'm sure that in 1985 plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by. link
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As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88mph the instant the lightning strikes the tower... everything will be fine. link
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There will be no news coverage of guns firing down at a public mall, or a car crashing into a theater. Nope. California was a dead spot for news crews apparently. link
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It does beg the question of how Libyan terrorists came to decide that the doc could build them an effective bomb. link
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Things are pretty heavy in the future. It must have something to do with the Earth's gravitational pull. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

In the original timeline, Loraine's dad must have disowned her. link
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Goldie Wilson's gold teeth are just a coincidence. link
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If you want a Pepsi you're not getting it "free". link
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You need to order something if you want a Tab. link
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Fear of rejection is hereditary in the McFly household. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

One rejection isn't the end of the world. link
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If I go back to 1982 and play some Justin Bieber music, I wonder what will happen to my parents. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything. link
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If you're going to build a time machine, why not do it with style. As opposed to all of those unoriginal unstylish time machines that were flooding the market. link
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High School principals routinely destroyed the self esteem of students in 1985. I'm glad nothing's changed since then. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It's a wonder Marty was ever born. link
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George is Elaine's Density. link
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Marty's uncle must still be in love with those bars. He was a baby at the time and Marty couldn't have made any significant change in his life. link
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A white guy was responsible for a popular soul song and the civil rights movement. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Marty's mom was a danger slut. link
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The Bride is most definitely unaware that her daughter is still alive. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Saying yes to whatever selfish demand the Crazy 88's make is preferable to having your head cut off. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

For those regarded as warriors, when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior's only concern link
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