When a fish turns into a human, they first go through an amphibious chicken-frog -like stage. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Liquefied gold bars smell like cumin. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

It's easy, fun, and profitable to steal antimatter from the LHC! link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Contact with alien airship fuel will turn you into an alien. link
Rating: 10 (+10/-0)

Transforming into an alien is relatively painless and quick. link
Rating: -4 (+1/-5)

Aliens can get high from cat food. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

African black market weapons dealers are cannibals. link
Rating: -2 (+1/-3)

Alien spaceships do not need to use any power to hover in the air. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

A large international weapons production firm is the best choice to handle alien welfare issues. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

You won't actually know you're turning into an alien until you see your body actually change. You won't feel it at all. link
Rating: -3 (+0/-3)

Your faithful and loving spouse will instantly believe government propaganda that you have an alien STD and will turn on you. link
Rating: 8 (+8/-0)

Alien kids don't like lollipops. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

An unharmed gaudy armchair is the perfect disguise when hiding in a room that looks like a bomb went off in it. link
Rating: 14 (+15/-1)

The ruined city of Petra was actually built by ancient alien robots. link
Rating: 5 (+6/-1)

It's possible to drill to the core of a planet and create a nice, neat hole. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

Dogs are excellent cooks. link
Rating: 3 (+5/-2)