The soldiers in Ancient China were marvelous singers. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

In any situation, don't give the tiny, deaf child the gun. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

A herring is capable of bringing down a whole forest. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

It's just a flesh wound. link
Rating: 3 (+5/-2)

The best answer to getting dumped is to sit in the same spot and position for 3 months and refuse to bathe. link
Rating: 17 (+18/-1)

Drinking the water from a pool filled with dead bodies will have absolutely no consequences. link
Rating: 24 (+24/-0)

Vampires enjoy skipping through the forest. link
Rating: 13 (+15/-2)

There is a robot heaven! link
Rating: 9 (+10/-1)

Never trust a magic performance involving a pencil and a deranged psychopath. link
Rating: 20 (+24/-4)

A theater full of hundreds of tiny dogs makes for the most courteous audience. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Do not trust Bill Murray with a practical joke. link
Rating: 8 (+8/-0)

Dinosaurs have been, and always will be, able to understand English. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

A pasty, lanky, 108 year old virgin prone to abandonment is preferable to being surrounded by well-built, tanned, 17 year old guys that stand shirtless in the rain for kicks and grins. link
Rating: 23 (+23/-0)