Now, if this lil 'ole Cinderella had a taste of modern day society and the crap that came along with it, she wouldn't take their crap for a second. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Butthead was the forbidden word of the 50s. Biff was really the bad boy. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

GET READY FANGIRLS. JACOB IS STILL SINGLE. link
Rating: -1 (+2/-3)

Edward was just going out for a simple tan he long needed. But no, Bella had to stop him for theatrics. FOR LOVE. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Poor Jacob thought being shirtless would help her with the decision on who to be with. Sorry Jacob, you did it ten other times in the movie. Just not now. But be on the look out. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Old women are still found tastefully sexy in reflections in the middle of a meadow. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

You're the idiot when the guy never says your name. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

I think we should all know that in this world we ALL lie to get in some hot chick on the street's pants. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

They never thought the new kid was just metrosexual. No, first conclusion, gay. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

People just didn't find it creepy when a little girl frolicked under the sheets at night with an old guy. link
Rating: 6 (+7/-1)

It's fun to take advantage of a muted girl's love. Well, in Prince Eric's mind at least. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Falling love with a beast in this society lands you in JAIL. link
Rating: -1 (+1/-2)

Rabbit needs to meet with Energizer Bunny. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Painting colors in the wind and floating with transparent deer is what you call being on 17th century ACID. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

Language barriers just barely had an effect on Pocahontas and John's love....which won't last long. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Verbal abuse......way to go Disney. And it's a classic too. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Disney had fun making fun of an underprivelaged individual and spinning it off into a classic movie. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

It's Igor, only with a hot chick and a musical. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

What they didn't know was that Mr. Pibb was the easy antidote to kill the beast. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

How did the nanobugs manage to survive in The Day The Earth Stood Still, die, then reappear in G.I. Joe and die again? link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The silent one always has a back story. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

In Esther's house, everyone gets a shot with daddy. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Deaf girls can hear when it's their turn in Russian roulette. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Always avoid fully grown child prodigies when adopting. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

An adventure with a stubby old man and a young boy scout will never be interpreted as a kidnapping. link
Rating: 7 (+8/-1)

It's not hell, it's just heaven below sea level. link
Rating: -2 (+1/-3)

I learned to face the fact that my own button eyed family are probably not all that nice either. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Even if they came in peace, once on Earth, aliens become automatic day laborers. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

It's no use trying to trick baby aliens into the interspecies prostitution trafficking world with lollipops and sweets. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

It's TOTALLY not safe to play an mp3 player with an open window in a bathroom while taking a bath. BUT it is an essential must to keep on a hot curling iron, did nails, and good gag reflexes against alien kind. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

I learned that the land is not really lost, when it's right there illustrated as a movie poster on the screen. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

I learned that to get to single minors, you have to double tap your way there. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Twinkies are forever. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

They came, they slithered, and gluttonized your sexy southern belles. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)