If this movie took place about fifteen years earlier, I'd swear Ray fell in love with Neverland. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It’s okay to basically kick an actor in the teeth and replace him in his character’s return to the light with an actor from the future who just whined for two movies straight. Thanks computers. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also take down an AT-AT. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Leia didn’t know what kind of a fashion trend she was setting for female convention-goers everywhere when she started sporting that bikini. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Wookiees make excellent peace offerings to intergalactic mob bosses. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Mon Calamari are pros at stating the obvious. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Boba Fett was so badass that he defied the original script and lived anyways. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Luke must have made a stop on Earth before the final encounter and took fashion tips from Johnny Cash. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

It is fully possible to love two different men by the end of the movie, just as long as you love the one like the brother he is. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

You thought they smelled bad on the outside. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Funny-looking Muppets are not to be trifled with. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Carbonite does not look fun to be trapped in. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Han Solo doesn’t need to hear your odds. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

When you make deals with one of the most evil and feared beings in the universe, you should know better than to trust he holds up his end of the bargain. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Asteroid fields make for great cover. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The best way to make your boyfriend jealous is to kiss your brother. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Hallucinating about decapitating a man who then becomes you is a point in your training you really shouldn’t ignore. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It was a long time ago, but still somehow in the future…? Thanks Lucas. Thanks. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Merchandising rights aren’t important to retain at all. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Han shot first. link
Rating: 9 (+9/-0)

This is not the sarcastic comment you are looking for. You will scroll down to the next page. link
Rating: -3 (+0/-3)

No, I can’t really think about the more touching points of Ben and Luke’s relationship without thinking about the Family Guy special. Move along. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

That’s no moon; they don’t have tractor beams, for one. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If Stormtroopers are more precise than Sand People, then the latter mustn’t be able to make a kill at point-blank and aren’t really that much of a menace. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Even heartless bastards will put aside concern for their own skins if it involves blowing up really big things. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

“Losing the will to live” is stronger than any futuristic robot medicine. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

A volcano planet? Alright, now you’re stretching it a little too far George. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Younglings are like fuzzy woodland creatures: they’re the most adorable right before they die. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Palpatine makes a much better large ham than he did as a calculating bastard. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

A perfectly badass female character will spiral into a stereotypical shocked damsel once she gets pregnant. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

General Grevious being the most badass thing in the entire universe was not an aborted plot point, nor completely ignored at his “big battle”, no sir. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Really, the entire reason for going to the Dark Side was about wanting to do things for those you love while the Jedi want you to be a coldhearted bastard; makes total sense. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

You can survive sixth-degree burns and multiple battle-induced amputations no problem. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Mace Windu has had it with these mothereffing Siths in his mothereffing galactic government. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Never mess with an army of Wookies. Never. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Best. Love story. Ever. *gag* link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

When it comes time to filling in the plot concerning the biggest intergalactic war the universe has ever seen, it’s best to leave it up to a couple of cartoon shows. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Kickass music doesn’t make up for the lack of presentable story; sorry Mr. Williams. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It’s okay to break centuries of tradition and get married, despite the fact that you’re the Chosen One and whether or not that will end up to be a good or bad title won’t put you or your wife in danger at all is irrelevant. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The massacre of an entire tribe of primitive people, women and children included, is justified as long as it was vengeance for your mommy’s death. link
Rating: -1 (+1/-2)

Padmé was a pretty decent action character when she wasn’t making goo-goo-eyes at the kid she used to babysit. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

Dooku and Yoda were pretty spry for old guys. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Watching his father’s decapitation won’t harm a child’s psyche one bit. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

“Yippie” is just a typical exclamation for a little boy and will fit even the character of a future tyrant. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It’s all about the midichlorians. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Ignoring Yoda and Mace Windu had no negative effects whatsoever link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Anakin was basically Space Jesus. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

There is always a bigger fish. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

This is not the queen you are looking for. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Basic geology has little grounding when creating other planets, as a planet without a molten core would function just as fine and possibly better foliage-wise as Earth ever was. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Those “Darth Maul is horny” jokes got old a week before the movie came out, folks. Move along. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The concept of Viking funerals can last the test of time. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Young teenage girls make excellent leaders for an entire planet. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

People aren’t supposed to recognize one another if they live in a large city. That’s just odd. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you run in the street, you’re bound to be hit by a moving vehicle. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Spock is one of them; we’re doomed. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Nancy fails. Miserably. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When in doubt, insert a seemingly random chorus of bagpipes playing “Amazing Grace”. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Plants love classical music. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The pressure of becoming the last people on Earth usually results in sappy love confessions. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When you’re in life-threatening peril, it’s just gonna be your luck that law enforcement’s gonna be allied with the side trying to kill you. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The best way to get revenge on a bank is to shoot up the house they just foreclosed. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Willy Wonka doesn’t like it when his car’s stolen. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Bonnie likes to write fan fiction poetry of herself and send it in to newspapers. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The only way to make sure small-time bank thieves are dead is to fill them and their car with more bullet holes than Mussolini. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The whiny one will always turn into the rat. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Newspaper blowing away in the wind requires theme music. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Undertakers are not to be trusted link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Bonnie and Clyde were rather glad that they got plain old Texas Ranger Hamer instead of Walker, Texas Ranger. Chuck Norris would have put an end to their shenanigans with only his beard. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The best real-life actor to model your fake rich-boy accent after is Cary Grant. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Saxophone players are the best and worst kind of man. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

When you’re a rich playboy who has been married and divorced several times already in the 1920’s, a same sex marriage doesn’t seem too odd. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you’re skipping town to get away from the Mob guys that want to kill you, it’s only inevitable that the hotel you end up working at is the very place said mobsters hold their annual crime convention. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It’s easy to trick the girl you like into thinking you’re a high-profile heir to an oil empire as long as she’s the kind of blonde that makes others embarrassed. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Shoe spats are serious business. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Real diamonds are worth their weight in gold. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Nobody’s perfect. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Water polo is highly dangerous… particularly for ponies. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

How in the world that many women crowd into a single bunk without even so much as accidentally bumping into Daphne’s little secret is beyond anyone, really. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Be careful what you wish for—you might end up getting the rather nasty end of it. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Nothing brings out deep, dark secrets quite like quicksand. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Only Indiana Jones can live through a nuclear holocaust with only a few bumps and bruises. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Any advice you give a kid about following his own path is immediately revoked upon the reveal that he is your son; back to school with the brat! link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Alien skulls repel man-eater ants, among other things. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

There’s always another waterfall. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

If your sequel takes place in nearly the same amount of years between it and the first installment in the series and therefore reflect that time difference in style and plot, you’re going to piss off fanboys who still want Indy to fight some goddamned Nazis. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

Psychic and paranormal warfare is serious business. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Linus likes his cake. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

It is possible to pick up a new accent in mere minutes. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When you call the service desk, all the secretary is doing is playing solitaire… even when she says she’s looking things up for you. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It’s a good idea to have a gambit within a gambit within a gambit; something’s gotta work. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The best way to screw a man over is get him a spot on Oprah. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Letters work. Believe it. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Being able to say you shook hands with Sinatra gives you status greater than that of… well… anyone. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Having a sumo competition in a mainly Chinese-themed restaurant makes total sense… friggin’ Westerner. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Air can be owned. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

“Models that serve” don’t come in plus sizes… let alone a size eight. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Tony Benedict likes to drop titles; too bad he did it a movie late. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Danny’s only fifty from the neck up. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you’re hiding out, don’t frequent one of only two nail salons in the area when that’s something you’re rather known for. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)