SPOILER: They all die in the end! lol! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

This movie was better in Japanese! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Some Mars aliens look like...well, aliens while others look like humans from Earth except their blood is blue! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The Mighty Thor works as a Car Mechanic. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Babysitters are HOT! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

A Shipping company "Accidentally" found a worm hole in time and space that only takes you back to 1357 Castlegard France...Sure, that's a believable plot line! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Aliens & Asian Food is a long running theme link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Aww... Kuato wasn't a nasty little half-man stomach deformity in this movie :( link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

As the Resident Evil Movies progress so do sizes of the "Crazy Creature Experiments." link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you're looked down on in the Navy, then just kill a ton of water treading aliens to make yourself look good! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

That was Adam Sandler's real twin sister & we can see why he has kept her hidden all these years! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Bird poop works just as well as hair gel! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

A microwave gun will continue to work after being submerged in salt water with just a few tweaks here and there! link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Baby Doll can mentally escape reality while dancing. Why couldn't she do it while being raped? Would have saved her sister and the trip to the loony bin! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Salvador Dali was absolutely crazy and hilarious. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The US Military creates a super soldier during war time and they used him for ad campaigns instead of fighting!?! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

All young Japanese women can Para-Para Dance! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When a woman is out for revenge she will kill you and just about everyone you know! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Shadowboxing abilities are a rare find in a robot! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When your clock starts ticking, it can be a little alarming! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Papa Georges hates thieves and yet he stole Hugo's Notebook! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

All Gods are normal human sized just like titans! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Why are Bella's eyes red after she changes and not the golden amber color like all the other vampires eyes? link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It's offensive to the snotty white people that the colored people are using the same bathroom as they do! They should have their own bathroom...out of the house! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The Fountain of Eternal Youth is located in Treegap! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

A ships mast is strong enough to pick a whole other ship up and out of the water and even swing it around a bit, all without breaking! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

You can get a Code Breaker App for you iPhone! link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

When Jason Bateman gets drunk he does stupid stuff...but it's still funny! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Women only want men for one thing...to use them as a decoy! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Anne Hathaway likes to show her boobs! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The Stanley Hotel doesn't really have that huge labyrinth...I feel ripped off! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Kansas is black and white but if you travel over the rainbow everything is in technicolor. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Having your shit splatter all over your girlfriends face and her family's face isn't awkward at all! link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Screaming back at nasty monkey-like creatures will scare them off! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The Encantus book can be folded into a pocket sized version for easy transport! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

You'd think that two assassins living together in the same house would find the other's secrets weapons stash! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The only thing little girls think about is kissing! link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

In 16th century France Glitter was a common commodity! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

In order to make a good first impression it's probably better if your NOT covered in mud! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you think a room might cut you to bits throw a boot in there first to see if it's safe! link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

If you kidnap a girl don't let her seduce you, chances are you'll end up handcuffed to the bed naked! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Let the gay kid be the fashion designer! link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Love life in shambles, you need to find yourself, then why not travel around the world and visit holy places see if that helps! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Crazy old men, no matter how much of a prophet or guru they claim to be, will not remember who you are. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

In order for Arnold Schwarzenegger to fit in a small car he must first rip the seat out! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Rocket Launchers come with instructions! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

You would think hanging someone over a cliff by their leg would be a good barging tool, but it doesn't always work out that way! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

You would have to be completly off your rocker if you think kidnapping Arnold Schwarzenegger's daughter is a good idea! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Now a days $20 will only buy you a beer or two, back in the 80's you could probably get smashed for $20 link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

People who like trees have bad taste! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When something terrible happens in your tiny village, send the blind girl for help...yeah it'll work out just fine! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

What kind of High School kid doesn't want to hang out with their best friends' Hippy Stoner parents?? link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If the weather man tells you it's going to be sunny and it rains it's perfectly fine to throw stuff at him! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you happen to trigger some landmines and they start going off it is possible to out-run the blasts! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Maybe the Stupid science experiment creature wouldn't have turned on you if you didn't use the DNA of a borderline nut job to splice it with! I'm just saying' link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The tougher enemies are worth more coins! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Hooker's don't have cellphones! link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Michael Jordans dog is named after Charles Barkley...LOL! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Cap'n Crunch and Pixie sticks on bread is the best lunch ever! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The nutty old man really did lose his marbles, really! link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

No matter what trouble they may cause you, a clumsy chick is HOT! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Where was that girl really hiding that gun??? link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Leatherface feels the need to wear a tie and look his best while murdering someone! link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

When packing for a Documentary trip into the woods make sure to pack some tissues, just in case! link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Numbers will drive you crazy! Crazy enough to try a "Do-It-Yourself Lobotomy!" link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Zombies don't like the taste of bellybuttons! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

There are Russian Spies everywhere in the US Government! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Being inbred makes you nearly immortal! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Being in space for too long will drive you crazy, or make you think you're a god! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Occasionally in nature you find dorky animals, like sharks with funky buck teeth and when you do it is only natural to make fun of them! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Roller Derby bruises are like trophies! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

This movie brings a whole new meaning to that phrase "there is a BUG in the system" link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

WARNING: If you have a massive infection in your arm from shooting up drugs, it's probably not the best idea to continue shooting drugs into the same spot...it might cause you to lose your arm! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Blade is your worst nightmare and daydream! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Plants are EVIL!!! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Kristen Dunst always looks dirty and greasy! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

This was the Dumbest movie EVER! link
Rating: 0 (+2/-2)

A kite can be a scary toy for a toy... link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Assassins don't have very good people skills! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When talking in code make sure all parties are aware of this! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A Pistol shaped flask...Brilliant! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Tarot Cards for code names...interesting! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you develop Diabetes you can no longer be an assassin! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Yes even assassins sometimes regret their career choices! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you ever interview to be an assassin be prepared to kill a puppy! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Alpha and Omega hate each other! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Death by staple remover...what way to go! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It is possible to kill someone with a office paper shredder! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The Hermit is a sneaky and fat but very good assassin! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Never hire an outside guy to do a job he will f**k things up! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

After an outside hire screws up a job...it's best to have him clean up his own mess! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The great thing about bones is that they never run away...and they don't try and eat you either! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

What happens when he runs out of empty spots to tattoo? link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Being a Ghost Writer is a dangerous occupation! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Politicians don't write their own memoirs! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It's customary for rich people to have a guest car to go along with the guest room! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Ghosts are sensitive spirits and whisky is a tasty spirit! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It figures that the strongest guy is the biggest softy! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If your prone to epileptic seizures buy a dog! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Do you wanna know what the most annoying sound in the world is? link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)