Sergeant Al Powell drives like Stevie Wonder. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It is awesome to punch a news guy in the face. link
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Never go to the coast to have a few laughs with Holly McClane. link
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Terrorists always bring cigarets from their own countries with them. link
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Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson got butt-f*cked on national television. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

John McClane is impressed with elevator shafts. link
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A snowy military fortress is gonna make a filthy rich boy's mind not at all suspicious. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Next time you dream, fold the city.... it's awesome. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

You don't need to go to outer-space to get zero gravity! Just let someone drive a van off a bridge in your dream while you're dreaming and you know exactly what it's like. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When in your dream, you get shot and then your dreaming in that dream, you're bleeding in the next dream too! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Never ever put an idea in a woman's head.....she might want to kill herself. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

For some reason people that die in a dream when they are under a real strong sedative end up in the imaginary world of Leonardo di Caprio and his wife. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Snow-Hummers with big machine-guns on 'em look awesome! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

All the humans look like cave-men except for one girl link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Funnily enough, the way Thade came to power has surprising resemblances with Hitler. link
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Before the monkeys kicked the crap out of the humans, they first learned basic empire organization from them, such as Senate and army. link
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In 2029 we'll arm experiment-monkeys with guns and aspirins. link
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In 2029 we'll have pistols in space that we don't need to reload. link
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Nuclear power source is supposed to last forever but not after a crash from outer-space Mark! link
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The English airdropped American Thompsons to Dutch Resistance instead of airdropping their own Stengun for some weird reason link
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Communists don't like drinking to the queen of the Netherlands link
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Even though there is hardly any fuel left in 1944, there is still a surprising amount of cars driving around link
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It is smart to try to assassinate a traitor in the middle of the city, only one block away from German headquarters link
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German halftracks operate on their own and just crash into a random farm where there happens to be resistance with guns link
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In Nazi-occupied Holland, when a farm was bombed to hell, the Germans were faster than modern firefighters to arrive at the scene, and they also sent truckloads of soldiers with it just to be sure link
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Nazi martial law was still in use in allied Holland even though all Nazi institutions were removed link
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At the end of the war there was still loads of good cauliflower left link
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Never dye your pubic hair; a Nazi will get suspicious link
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Don't mistake the gun for a boner link
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The Canadian Army was very loose in giving Dutch Resistance members Canadian jeeps for personal use link
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After the winter of 1944, it was normal for sheep to still walk around happily in the Dutch meadows link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A mortal island in the Pacific doesn't make the world headlines even though people just disappear there link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It's smart to place your compound on the edge of a cliff especially when you know there are big dinosaurs around that can push it off. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Mercedes is a good brand to choose if you go to examine dinosaurs link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Animal-activists are really pro-dinosaur as well link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

All kinds of dinosaurs are really set on killing humans even though instinctively they don't even know what humans are and if they are a threat or not (except for the tiny one that eventually gets electrocuted) link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

South-African safari guys are keen on killing a T-Rex for personal reasons link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

T-Rexes are pissed when you steal their babies. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Apparently a T-Rex is too stupid to know the difference between tying their baby to the ground with a gun aimed at the spot and bandaging the baby in order for it to live link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

After you catch the dinosaurs and put them in cages, don't immediately leave with them; instead, make a big satellite call to random people that you captured them link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It is cool to have slide-out chairs in a jeep link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

A list on paper about which dinosaur is which isn't really handy. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Macintosh computers are noted for their reliability, however for dinosaur park purposes they should not be used. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When you're in the middle of a tropical storm, drive way too fast. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Remember the next time a mosquito bites you: you could be genetically remade in a couple of million years link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

A T-Rex is likely to hunt humans, a smell or meat his instinct doesn't say he should eat, especially if he's got a big-ass park to hunt the meat he ate back when he existed. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

T-Rexes are really evil creatures that will do anything to destroy anything they don't like. link
Rating: -2 (+0/-2)

Paleontologists don't mind that the park is named after just one period in paleontology even though there are dinosaurs present that never lived in the Jurassic period. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you build a big-ass zoo, with the sole purpose to show big-ass ancient creatures which you can genetically built in masses, make a real animal-friendly living environment for them with all kinds of trees, instead of just making a huge field where you can see them. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Hammond spared no expenses yet they didn't think of arming the park with bigger guns than simple shotguns so that IF the dinosaurs got pissed, they would have something to kill them with. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Most dinosaur hunters have British accents for some reason link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

To hell with POWs; they go into another German unit and coincidentally that unit attacks your position and the one guy you had as a POW will shoot one of your men. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

German military tactics include putting a single MG42 nest on an abandoned and shot-to-hell, big-ass radio station to stop the American invasion. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

It makes sense to attack an MG42-nest that is completely alone head-on, instead of going around it and attacking them from the rear. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When you're hunting for Jew killers, hunt for Wehrmacht soldiers who were just soldiers and don't hunt for men of the SS, who were in charge of almost every Jew killing in Nazi-Germany. link
Rating: -1 (+1/-2)

If you tie a toy with wings on a fireworks-rocket it can fly quite well and steer as well. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Germans don't speak Italian, however some SS officers do and don't arrest people immediately when they lie to him. link
Rating: -1 (+2/-3)

Diane Kruger was a famous German actress in the 1940's as well. link
Rating: -2 (+1/-3)

It makes sense to crawl out from under the floor after your family has been shot, instead of leaving quietly with your entire family before you get shot. link
Rating: -4 (+1/-5)

Aliens never put their crap in modern buildings, only in things that really old civilizations built. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Uruk-Hai look like big monkeys. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Aragorn likes to put on new clothes when he's getting ready for battle. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

In the third movie, it's really easy to muster 6000 soldiers in a few days, in the 2nd movie, however, you can only get 300 people, most of whom aren't soldiers. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Saruman was a good guy who wasn't keen to kill villagers and destroy property at all; if he wanted to kill villagers and destroy property he could've just gone to the (military) abandoned cities and villages of Rohan before going to Helm's Deep. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

It's smart to abandon your entire city, especially if you don't know where the enemy will strike. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It's smart to stay in the caves for a long time and try to leave through the mountains at the very last minute, instead of just leaving way before the battle begins in case the battle goes ill. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

It's wise to make a dark, depressing speech as a king, when you know you probably die. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

When a lot of enemies come through the destroyed remains of a wall,they still have a long way to walk before they get to you and you still have arrows a plenty, it's smart to not use the arrows, instead draw your sword and attack them head-on, especially when you're in great minority. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When you can shoot an arrow extremely accurately from a very long range and a guy with a torch in his hand is about to set off a bomb, shoot at his armor-plated body instead of shooting his hand off. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

When you tell your fellow soldiers a weak spot of the enemy, tell them softly in a way that only the person standing next to you can understand it. link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)

Dwarves are embarrassed when they get thrown because they can't jump. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

The River Isen, when first dammed and then released, can make for a great tsunami. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Saruman was the wisest of the council and talked with Ents a lot when he was still "good", yet he wasn't aware of the fact that Ents indeed can become very pissed when you chop down trees. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

In the 1940's, it was common for Nazi's to hire waitresses that looked like strippers. link
Rating: -3 (+1/-4)

For some reason, it's German to hide in the attic or in the barn, but it's Jewish to hide under the floor even though a lot of Jews hid in attics and in barns in the war as well. link
Rating: -2 (+1/-3)

Landa of the SS claims he thinks like a Jew, however he didn't foresee that when all the top Nazi-officials are together at one cinema at the same time, there would be two plots to kill everyone; he therefore he doesn't think like a Jew, he doesn't even think like a sane human being. link
Rating: -3 (+1/-4)

Luckily, when there are two independent moves to kill all the top Nazi's, they both unfold at the exact same moment. link
Rating: -3 (+1/-4)

When you're at the same table as Dr. Goebbels, don't say a word. link
Rating: -2 (+1/-3)

If you make an extremely long boring movie, make it even longer by letting someone translate everything Goebbels says at the dinner table, therefore making the scene twice as long. link
Rating: -8 (+1/-9)

When you're on top of an erupting volcano, it makes sense to talk about girls and strawberries. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

If you're convinced that no man can kill you, be aware of women because for some reason it's different when they stab you with their sword. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Sauron's eye is a shocking reminder to WW2 anti-aircraft searchlights. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

It's smart to build an army that fights each other as well, instead of making one that is stoic and does nothing other than kill. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When you go to Mordor, it's like you're going all the way north at northern hemisphere during winter: the days keep getting shorter and shorter. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When you're a racist and you can finally use a black man as a slave, namely by letting him project a movie just for you, and someone says he can do it quite well too, you're such a racist that you don't want him to do that either. link
Rating: -3 (+1/-4)

Shelob's Lair supposedly is really big and easy to get lost in, Sam however finds Frodo's sword and little light back in no-time. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

When you're pissed that a bum threw a knife in your leg, lick your own blood off of it and throw it back to him. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

When you wear a mithril vest, it's not only impossible to be pierced, it also withholds the force of any stab. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

It makes sense to make a scene about saying goodbye to a pony which isn't properly introduced in the first place. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

When you're being chased by nine blind dudes with swords, put pillows on your beds so that when they stab in the bed, they think they killed you. link
Rating: 1 (+3/-2)

When you have doubt about which way you need to go, follow your nose. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

The Orcs and goblins in Moria are not awakened by Gandalf's MagLite staff but they are by noise which could've been accidental as well. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

You can see by the shape of arrows, that you're dealing with goblins. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Aragorn knows that you're not supposed to disturb the water at the entrance of Moria, yet he only mentions it after the water has already been disturbed. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

When you're a dwarf and it's dark, don't make a noise or you'll get shot by gaymen with bows. link
Rating: -3 (+2/-5)

When you're in Lothlorien, your voice starts to slow down immediately especially when you talk to the queen. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Never smoke pipe near Treebeard or he'll be pissed that you smoked his grandchildren link
Rating: 5 (+6/-1)

It's OK to become excited about apples and other fruits and vegetables laying in dirty water link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

If you kill an olifaunt, it's not a multi-kill but it still only counts as one link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

No matter how well you know that you're going to die, keep on riding your horse towards certain death because your father wishes it link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)