All wizards wear tall, blue hats. Usually with lamely drawn stars and moons on them, too. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Getting your clothes drawn on can be cleaned by just a light, quick rub down with a cloth. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If you're a step relative, you're beyond evil. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Lions have opposable thumbs. link
Rating: 2 (+4/-2)

Animals that live in Africa speak with English accents. link
Rating: 6 (+8/-2)

Wildebeests can run straight downwards and will not fall. link
Rating: 4 (+6/-2)

It's abnormal that warthogs don't smell good. link
Rating: 5 (+7/-2)

Lion cubs cannot tell when something is dead. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

When a lion is outcasted, it becomes the ruler of an oddly large hyena pack. link
Rating: 7 (+8/-1)

Meerkats think living things are gross. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Evil lions have Afros on their elbows. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

Peoples' ears are shaped like cinnamon buns. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

A foot-long steak can stretch to a length of about four meters. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

All Greek Gods and Goddesses are monochromatic and they glow. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Women can survive with only two inches in diameter of space for their innards. link
Rating: 6 (+7/-1)

One always has molten copper on hand. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)