The guy who plays Snape does the voice of the blue caterpillar. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Dogs don't poop in the neighbor's yard if they're DEAD! link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Real plants and plastic plants look the same, and should be watered the same amount. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

A mouse will carry around an eye they stabbed and stole from a large monster, and this will in no way throw the mouse off balance, even though the mouse and the eye probably weigh about the same. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

After discovering that you're a Jumper in your teens, several years later you will have forgotten how to open doors. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

When you know there is something non-human riding around beheading people at night, the absolute best time to flee the town is at night. link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)

After finding your mother's corpse in an iron maiden and being covered with a wave of her blood, you'll only end up with nightmares, and no other more serious psychological issues. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When having sex, Katrina and her stepmother look a lot alike. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

If you have a weak constitution, the only natural career choice is police constable. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Spiders and the Headless Horseman are equally scary. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

You'll get over the fact that your love interest has been using magic, because she's been using it to protect you. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Just ignore the villagers who insist that the beheadings are supernatural until you see it with your own eyes. What do they know? They're only the ones who are being beheaded! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The stepmother is always the bad guy. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

It's totally believable to have electricity to run the big screen TV and game systems in your ancient Greek summer camp that's lit by torches. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Watch out for the new guy. He's always a criminal mastermind. No exceptions. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Being a vegan teen activist is code for easy. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The pretty blonde new girl will always be ignored. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Even spelling bee judges can't spell worng correctly. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Bobcats are endangered. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

There are no co-ed gym classes in high school. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

You can't just be the new girl. You either wigged out and were sent to rehab last year, were taken away for bulimia, or sent to fat camp. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Acting like a girl at a basketball game opens the door to dating a whole different group of girls who like 'sensitive' guys. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you are unknowingly cast in a PSA about genital herpes you will win an award for teen responsibility. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Neutered and neutral basically mean the same thing, and are interchangeable in most sentences. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Saltwater burns when spilled on your pants. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Any Cheap Trick song (especially "I Want You To Want Me") must be belted out at high volume as soon as you hear it. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Chocolate is the John Tucker of all snack food. It has to get with every candy on the shelf. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Boob-cams will short out when sprayed by the sprinkler. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

No guy can resist a cheerleader. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Deep is dating the poetry club. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Hospitals have a strict three-strikes policy. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you are a mannequin and speak in incomprehensible jargon throughout the entire movie, the main character is sure to develop a romantic interest in you. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)