Any wild animal can be tamed by throwing reins in its mouth. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

The mooshkas know all. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

When in doubt, use a baseball bat. link
Rating: 1 (+4/-3)

Body glitter is officially in again. link
Rating: 22 (+23/-1)

Don't worry. Acting like he's ready to eat you is just another way of saying he loves you. link
Rating: 6 (+9/-3)