Any wild animal can be tamed by throwing reins in its mouth. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

The mooshkas know all. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

When in doubt, use a baseball bat. link
Rating: 0 (+2/-2)

Body glitter is officially in again. link
Rating: 17 (+18/-1)

Don't worry. Acting like he's ready to eat you is just another way of saying he loves you. link
Rating: 7 (+9/-2)