People that have not read the books do not understand plot nuances. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Beards can make anyone creepy. Even Ryan Gosling. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Sometimes comedies aren't really that funny. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Missionaries met via the internet are often wheelchair-bound. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Low blood pressure requires weekly treatments. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The website is real. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Ryan Gosling can play sweetly creepy characters too. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The whole town will go out of its way to help a deranged man live a fantasy. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Once you've gotten over your fear of touch, "kill" your plastic girlfriend and trade her in for a real one. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The Spanish do not care how much time and money a cross-oceanic trip will cost. Because they have a point to make. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Never trust a woman that uses a word like "cockles" when referring to a heart. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

In 80's movies, ANYONE can play a teenager. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

When you need somewhere to hide your pot, stuff it down the nerd's pants. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When Bender imitates his homelife, don't doubt him. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The weird girl is a Klepto. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The jock will always fall for the weird girl. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The bad boy and the prissy girl will always end up together. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

In high school, when being picked up from detention, it's perfectly acceptable to kiss the person you just hooked up with in front of your parents. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The Janitor is the eyes and ears of the institution. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Ventilation shafts are stronger than you think they are. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Never think that by locking Bender in a closet you can keep him there. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Bender hates books. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The nerd will end up alone at the end. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Jocks do, contrary to popular belief, feel bad for glueing buns together. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you pull her hair back and change her makeup and change her clothes, the weird girl will be pretty enough to attract the popular jock. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It's perfectly acceptable to get high in the library while serving Saturday detention. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The Time Warp must *ALWAYS* be done again. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

These are *NOT* the tooth fairies you knew as a child. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Lawyer's rather nice. If it's for a price? Order something else though, to follow, since no one should swallow it twice. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Having trouble with your restaurant? Add in humans. It's the secret ingredient. After all, it made the worst pies in London the best in a short matter of time. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Even though he escaped the ship, and you had some hope, NO, there IS no happy ending. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

George Clooney is not an ideal captain, though his fishing instincts are great. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Never go out late in the season, even if your catch was poor. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When other ships warn of a storm, screw the swordfish and LISTEN. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

In the Perfect Storm, not even the Air National Guard can help you. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The crew will always help the youngest and least experienced escape. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When failing with the ladies, always talk to the fat chick at the bar, she won't put out but at least you'll be entertained for the evening. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

John C. Reilly is a good father, despite the fact he takes his young son to a rowdy bar. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

bring lots of roses link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The comic relief always dies first. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The goth chick will always go down screaming. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

All that hard work you went to didn't, in fact, pay off at all, and several of your friends deaths were made pointless. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When confronted with blackmail, the best option is to beat the snot out of your harrasser with a hot teakettle, throw them into a trunk, slit their throat, and make them into a pie. link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)

Onion bagels are prone to becoming inconsistencies in film when travelling from subway stairs to street. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

As long as promised food, Hyenas will readily form-up in neat lines and follow Hitler-Lion. link
Rating: -2 (+3/-5)

It really is a good thing you're not a big, fat guy. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Until you are the hero of China, you get it from the other side of the family. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Disney loves cross-dressers. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)