Have someone say they'll love you forever isn't creepy at all, especially if they're "17." link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The gingers are always the bad vampires. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Vampires never let anything go. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When vampires do something, it has to be slow and dramatic. Something as simple as walking will turn into slowly swaggering over with your undead posse by your side. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When you have robots living with you, your biggest concern is the garage. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Throwing yourself in a giant waterfall of chocolate is sure to end well. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If a town is named after silverware that could possibly kill you, beware. link
Rating: 10 (+12/-2)

When you annoy aliens, RUN LIKE HELL. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Don't adopt a Russian kid. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)