When Western medicine and expensive robotic implants fail to heal your leg, break your back and get thrown in a third world hellpit and have a grizzled old man punch your spine. No one will think to ask how you're again able to run, jump, or even stand unassisted. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Explosive ordinance disposal units are trained to use massive and illegal anti-tank rifles, which also happen to be unable to pierce half a foot of cobblestone. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

At no point did Gwen consider throwing the potentially cataclysmic biological weapon distribution machine out the handy and easily accessible hundredth floor window, or burning it with her also handy and apparently easily accessible blowtorch. No, just sit in a confined space with it and breath heavily when the giant lizard enters the room. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

All evil geniuses leave a poorly animated video of their evil master plan on an infinite loop next to their expensive equipment in their unsecured sewer lab. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

After witnessing helicopters being thrown about like feathers and people knocked through buildings at the flick of a wrist, every police officer takes cover behind heavy metal vehicles. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The thousands of police officers descending into the tunnels carrying assault rifles, shotguns, explosives, and ballistic armor emerge with a handful of pistols, no armor, and pristine uniforms, primed and ready to ignore their urban focused training, shun cover and tactics, form into tightly bunched lines in front of enemies with automatic weapons and tanks and march stoicly forward into a rain of bullets, and end up losing approximately 5 men. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)