Dogs can walk on two legs, be blue, play guitar, and talk and people will still think it's a dog. link
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When your Collie gets run over it will turn into a blue alien and be taken to a dog pound even though it was claimed to be dead and the pound owner will sell it to you for 2 dollars because it doesn't live up to yolo. link
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