Learned that posting just one post on this list brings up multiple listings for the same item. Even Tom Cruise would be concerned. link
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Learned that if your emo son calls you an a-hole, and if you're Tom Cruise, and you state "Is that why you're such a d***?"....you might be gay. link
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If Tom Cruise recommends you go to the back yard to get a better view, please ignore the bridge overpass that is actually obstructing more of the view, because hey, he's Tom Cruise. link
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Alien weed, when eaten, tastes like chicken. link
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If Dakota Fanning is your child, and she is abducted into an alien tripod, dude, forget about it. link
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If every electrical item in your house, including your watch stops functioning, at least your neighbor's personal video camera will still function before he dies. link
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If you should see rabbits in the clouds, there is probably an alien invasion about to occur. link
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Don't even think the mechanic dude saw the tripod come out of the ground and start torching everyone....I mean, hey....it was at least 3 blocks away! link
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