It is possible to not cry at your own father's funeral. link
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Some people have a great amount of persistence, especially children. link
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A mother's love is great even if it means knocking on the door of every "Brown" name's home address in the phonebook. link
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Somehow a note will not be found or ruined at all even when it is left on the underside of a park swing. link
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Some kids are really smart. link
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Don't sell your dad's belongings before checking them out first. link
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Some people are heartless. link
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Elephants can't cry. link
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"If you clown around with that Copper hound, you'll wind up hangin on a wall." link
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Walt Disney was a cruel man for killing Bambi's mother. link
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Make sure the person is dead before you bury them under tones of cement. link
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Somebody would watch their wife have a fit and die, yet leave their small child at home with the same sickness!!??? link
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Somehow, you never see Austin Powers fully naked. link
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Watson never complains. link
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Dont trust anyone, especially the nanny. link
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Dr. John Watson: [as he watches Sherlock drinking embalming fluid] "You're drinking embalming fluid?" Sherlock Holmes: [exhales] "Yes. Care for a drop?" Dr. John Watson: "You do seem..." Sherlock Holmes: "Excited?" Dr. John Watson: Manic. Sherlock Holmes: "I am." Dr. John Watson: "Verging on..." Sherlock Holmes: "Ecstatic?" Dr. John Watson: "Psychotic..... I should've brought you a sedative." link
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