Even though there are millions of crimes a day and only enough Judges to respond to a fraction of them, Dredd is still the law. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When you realize your life is meaningless, toss your gun and sing a song about your conflicted morality while walking on a bridge railing before plummeting to your death. It's just more epic than shooting yourself. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

A film featuring a psychotic mastermind where getting caught is part of his plan all along: the Joker, Bane, Moriarty (BBC)...This is becoming a cliche. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Either way, Donnie Darko's sister Samantha is doomed to die in a plane crash. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A lot of problems would be avoided if Loopers killed each others' older versions of themselves. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

It's never a good idea to move to France. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Hookers like being hookers more than they like money. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When you're old, your eyebrows fall off. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

The real reason a blunderbuss is such a short range weapon is because the writers didn't want anyone to ask, "Why didn't he just shoot the older Joe at the end?" That's a plot hole filler. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

In the future, Visine gets you high. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Jet Li got a sex change and came back as Maggie for the rest of the film. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

If you see a guy hiding in a house with a gun, assume he is a zombie and shoot him. Especially if he is black. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

When you jokingly say "They're coming to get you Barbara," a zombie is actually coming to get you. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

In 1968, a working television is likely to be found in a farmhouse but is not plugged in because radio is simply better. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It is a better idea to waste time to argue about where to hide in the house than run from the slow-moving zombies. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Make sure not to bring your torch while filling a truck up with gas. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When a truck has caught on fire, the best way to put it out is to stay inside and drive it. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Being stabbed to death with a trowel will turn you into a zombie. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you witness the death of your brother you will react by running to a nearby farmhouse, but from then on you will be practically catatonic and useless. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you are running on a high roof top ledge, Elektra will notice you, but if you are standing while riding a motorcycle in New York city no one will notice you. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)