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PrometheusToo bad the the engineer that woke up didn't call home. Hey, this is George from 2000 years ago. Guess what? link
Rating: 7 (+8/-1)

PrometheusIn order for Shaw to access the surgery room and make her own custom caesarian, she had to hit 2 other crew-members on the head with a blunt metal object. Those two crew-members will 2 hours later join Shaw for another mission in the alien cavern and none of them will ever mention that Shaw used to have an alien baby in her stomach, that they were savagely attacked, or that they can’t walk straight anymore since their brains started to leak from their nostrils. link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)

PrometheusAndroids take care of humans while in hyper sleep, operate the ship, read alien languages, communicate with aliens, save human lives, don't need life support, have super human abilities, can't get infected, can fly alien ships, don't need sleep, perform medical task, even still help you after their head gets ripped off! Why only bring one when you go across the galaxy? link
Rating: 5 (+7/-2)

PrometheusGiving up your life to ram an alien ship seems to be no big deal for the crew. link
Rating: 5 (+6/-1)

PrometheusWhen an alien engineer fails to do a mission, no other engineers will come to help or replace him. link
Rating: 5 (+6/-1)

PrometheusA trillion dollar mission, the lives of the entire crew, the success of the entire mission, and the ship's well being. All of these things based on one fact, that a single man-made android didn't malfunction or break during the humans two-year hyper sleep. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

PrometheusWhat ever the engineers were running from 2000 years ago couldn't hurt them once they were asleep! link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

PrometheusA crew of androids and a couple of humans would have been a better choice. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

PrometheusThe dead engineers failed to complete their mission of destroying the earth 2000 years ago. The Promethius destroyed the engineer's ship that tried to fullfill the mission of killing the humans when they woke him up. So the earth is safe once again, since it seems the other engineers think the earth was probally destroyed. They haven't sent any other engineers to check on the mission. So now the scientist lady decides to go to the engineer's home planet. Wait! Now they will know for sure the "Destroy Earth" mission wasn't completed. Maybe they forgot about the Earth mission? Thanks lady, for putting the Earth back in danger! link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

PrometheusSpace cobra monsters will not come out of a room and bother no one else in the facility. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

PrometheusWhen landing on a strange planet, you will come straight to an alien building by chance. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

PrometheusThe captain of a trillion dollar mission smokes in the ship, sexually harrases other crew members, leaves his post to have sex, and then takes the word of one crazy scientist lady who just had a squid baby to destroy the ship and kill everybody on board. Do they do background checks in the future? link
Rating: 3 (+5/-2)

PrometheusWhen the mutant scientist came back and killed half the crew, 5 minutes later no one on the ship seemed to care. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

PrometheusYou would think that a trillion dollar mission would have a probe explore before humans went in. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

PrometheusThe engineer that woke up didn't seem worried that whatever killed all of them might still be there! link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

PrometheusThe floating, flying, mapping orbs seemed a little too advanced even for this future. Nothing else in the movie had anti-gravity technology. The promethius used rockets to land. Even the engineer's ship used rockets. They got around in wheeled vehicles. The scientist in the movie claimed to have invented the floating orbs. Wow, he discovered ant-gravity and engineless propulsion. He kept one heck of a secret. He should have been the richest man in the world! link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

PrometheusThe movie "powder" was about a lone engineer stranded on Earth. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

PrometheusThe scientist lady cries about not being able to get pregnant. When she finally gets pregnant, she has an abortion! Go figure. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

PrometheusIf Calloway was white, Shaw was white, the engineer was really white. How did the alien turn black? link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

PrometheusThe engineers' 2000 year old space craft still worked like new! link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

PrometheusThere was a crew of 17 people on the ship. What happened to the rest of the poeple? Was Jose and Leroy cleaning the kitchen before they died in the ship ramming? link
Rating: 2 (+4/-2)

PrometheusDon't try to pet space snakes! link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

JumperThe jumpers just need to carry a gun, end of story. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

PrometheusThe black goo made worms evil killer vagina cobras, made Calloway into a sad emotional zombie, made the geologist into an evil super ninja zombie, made Shaw's baby into a squid, made engineers into dust, made life on earth. 10,000 uses for black goo to fill writers block in movies! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

PrometheusHow did Shaw not turn into a zombie if her baby turned into a squid? link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

PrometheusI can't believe the Xenomorph didn't have time to get into the landing gear of the spaceship before she took off! link
Rating: 1 (+3/-2)

Day the Earth Stood Still (2008), TheThe president is just too busy to speak or mess with an alien visitor from another world. So they send one fat lady in a lower department to handle it. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Day the Earth Stood Still (2008), TheAliens love to hang out at McDonald's. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Day the Earth Stood Still (2008), TheThey should have named the movie "Boring Alien Road Trip"! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

PrometheusHey, that's one of our 2000 year-old ships that was sent to destroy that earth planet. That planet was destroyed, wasn't it? Somebody is in trouble on the engineer planet. link
Rating: 1 (+3/-2)

PrometheusDid the scientist and David play the flute before taking off in the alien ship? link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

PrometheusWhen exploring the facility the team found no kitchen, restrooms, living quarters, not even dropped weapons or extra space suits or anything? Just a bunch of dead engineers piled up. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Men in Black 3If Will Smith was able to rewind time to defeat Boris, why didn't he do it more often? link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

PrometheusThe killer mutants, engineers, and aliens have nothing on Janek. He killed a whole crew of people at one time in a few seconds. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

PrometheusThe space engineers could have used some androids too. link
Rating: 0 (+2/-2)

PredatorsHide in the only structure on the planet, the predators will never look there. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

PrometheusIt sucks to be a minority in alien movies! Always follow the brunette white lady if you want to live. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

PrometheusWhy did the mutated people turn evil? Where did the evil part come from? link
Rating: 0 (+2/-2)

PrometheusDo the xenomorphs breathe oxygen? It only has two years to survive in the life boat. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

John CarterYou can breathe on Mars! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Resident Evil: AfterlifeShooting the giant axe zombie in the head behind the gate seems to have no effect, but later he can be killed by a shot to the head in the shower! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Resident Evil: AfterlifeSeems like they would have focused firepower on killing the giant axe zombie while he was standing behind the gate, but they fire just a few shots and give up. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

AliensIf the face huggers go on strike will the xenomorphs go extinct? link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

PriestAre those vampires or mutant monster dogs? link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Planet of the Apes (2001)The teenage apes have a boom box but no other electronics in the ape universe. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Tron: LegacyFlynn's son should have called his three brothers for help! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

PrometheusThey could have landed the ship closer to the building. link
Rating: -1 (+2/-3)

PrometheusThe engineers were running from the predators! They need to look for a chrome spear tip stuck in the wall somewhere. link
Rating: -1 (+3/-4)

PrometheusWhy was the engineers' space craft hidden underground? Who were they hiding from? link
Rating: -2 (+1/-3)

PrometheusThe black captain died with a big smile on his face! He finally scored with a white woman! link
Rating: -5 (+2/-7)


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