Despite this being about kids killing each other for the entertainment of the rich, it will always be compared to a series about a girl choosing between a dead guy and a wolf and a series about kid wizards who are trying to kill a crazy old guy. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When the last movie is named Mockingjay and Katniss is nicknamed the Mockingjay, don't explain the importance of the Mockingjay. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

In real life, Rachel McAdams became America's Sweetheart and Lindsey became a crazy bitch that nobody likes. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Why didn't the shark just swim UNDER the fence? link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Nobody will notice two students wandering off into the woods and not coming back. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

"Our male tribute - Peeta Mellark!" "Aw, man. Worst birthday EVER!" link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Being a baker makes you an expert at covering and hiding your entire body. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Your body will still be living and functioning after you have been FROZEN for 70 years. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Being in Thor for 45 seconds means you get to be an Avenger. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

You have a pet tiger and his best friend is a monkey/elephant. That's not crazy at all. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Tree is a gangsta name. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Your campaign team will not notice if your son puts a sign that says you're down with the b****es and h**s. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Store owners will not shoot you if you start waving a gun around. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When B-Rad yells at the movie, the black people tell him to shut up, even though, according to this movie, they're supposed to yell, too. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

There will always be a garbage bin full of wonder bread to throw the white guy who just said the N-word into. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Tec and his crew knew B-Rad was at Shondra's how...? link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A gangsta won't shoot the people who just drove into his house. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The DJ couldn't figure out that tizizalez means tails. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When there is a huge fight with aliens and explosions at a school by your house, just sit indoors and wait it out. Don't try to get out of town or anything. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The writer(s) were creative enough to come up with an alien language but named the unobtainable rock 'unobtanium'. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

After being stuck in an elevator for over a day, you will come out completely fine. You won't be hungry, thirsty, your hand will not be infected, you will not have soiled yourself.... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Someone as beautiful as Emma Stone is suppossed to be a loser. Okay. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If a girl who nobody even notices has sex once the WHOLE school will be talking about it. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

How DID her brother know he was adopted? link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Phoebe from Friends should wear an A on her wardrobe. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Bella Swan should have listened to Coach Carr. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The only part of Jingle Bell Rock I know is the part in this movie. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

She's a regulation hottie and the first people that try to be her friends are a freaky goth girl and a gay guy. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Poor Taylor Widdell. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Samuel L. Jackson is always the best part of the movie. You know you're awesome when your death is the best scene. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you take out all the slow motion, this movie is 20 minutes long. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If they are eating her right now, don't run away while they're distracted. Just stand there, pointing out the obvious, and scream OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

¡Dios Míoooooooooo! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Taylor Lautner has trouble getting laid. THAT'S believable. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

That's a relief. When they called Jennifer the next Kristen Stewart, they weren't talking about her acting! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Effie is so ripping off Lady Gaga. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Amber is the only one without a cool nickname. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When all the men in the movie are evil and the movie is about girl power, make the person who guides the girls on their journey to freedom a man. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

This movie only makes sense if you watch the extended version. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)