Male ants are always a shade of blue, and females are a shade of purple or pink. link
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The Genie knows Jack Nicholson. link
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Robot names come in three categories; Music genres, something ending in 'man,' and Sniper Joe. link
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Nobel Prize winning scientists don't go searching for a humanoid robot whose internal nuclear reactor could melt down and level an entire city at any moment. link
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ATV gear and paintball armor can stand up to explosions, blunt force, and plasma cannon bursts except at specific moments. link
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If Roll asks you if her hair looks fake, don't answer right away. Stall and hope that a breaking news report interrupts you. link
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Jean Claude Van Damme can't pronounce "bank account numbers." link
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Firing on your nemesis from atop a carnival ride isn't the least bit silly. link
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Mickey Rourke on a mine in the middle of a mine field with a ferocious tiger in a colliseum with Jean Claude Van Damme, Dennis Rodman, Belloq, and a baby = BEST! DEATH! EVAH! link
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Secret agents can't unlock car doors. link
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Don't use a parachute while skydiving. Instead, ride in a giant basketball that doesn't bounce and is easy to rip open. link
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Coke machines can withstand giant explosions. link
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A horrible movie can still have the mother of all climaxes. link
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Someone actually wanted to see the Muscles from Brussles team up with a Skittle-headed former basketball player. link
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If you're going to time travel, do it in style by basing your time machine on a DeLorean. link
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There wolf. There, castle. link
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When you hear "The Sound of Music," the first things that come to your mind are dwarves, cross dressers, and Obi-Wan Kenobi in lederhosen. link
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Chocolate means war. link
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If our yellow sun gives Kryptonians super powers, does a red sun give humans super powers? link
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Red sun makes Kryptonians human. Yellow sun makes them Jesus. link
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Sometimes a lack of plot makes for a good movie. link
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Profion can use every OUNCE! Of your raaaaage. Haaaaah-tatatatatatatatatatata! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If Chris Tucker isn't available to play your black comic relief, Marlon Wayans is a good second choice. link
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Magic mirrors are the fantasy world version of Skype. link
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Jeremy Irons is at his best when he isn't subtle. link
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Nobody finds it weird that a 40-year-old bald white male wears baby blue lipstick. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Dragon blood lights water on fire. link
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It doesn't matter what world you are in, dwarves will always be prejudiced against elves. link
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When on the run from the authorities, the best camouflage is a suspicious black cloak that nobody else around you is wearing. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Snake Eyes took a vow of silence. So why does he have a mouth on his mask? link
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Kneel before Zod. link
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The Richard Donner Cut is better. link
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If Robotnik finds out that the supercomputer stole his roboticizer technology, he's not going to be happy. link
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Robert Rodriguez will very rarely make a film without Danny Trejo in it. link
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Dr. Light's face is sunburned despite the fact that he never goes outside. link
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Samuel L Jackson's contract clearly states that he must have some sort of outburst in every movie he is in. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Samuel L Jackson's contract clearly states that he must have some sort of outburst in every movie he is in. link
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You will know that his name is the Lord when he rains his vengeance upon thee. link
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This movie teaches you more about the human body than most schools ever will. link
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Eddie Lebron is the fan film version of Joss Whedon. link
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If your alarm clock rings, punching it works as well as hitting the snooze button. link
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German scientists with bushy mustaches, acne, and skunk hair are evil. link
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Mega Man's power core looks a lot like an ARC reactor. link
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Roll's pancakes taste horrible. link
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Even robots have trouble playing Contra. link
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Fujiwara City looks suspiciously similar to New York City. link
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When you blow up a robot warrior, it doesn't matter if all that remains are mangled piles of scrap; their weapons data chips will still be completely unharmed. link
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Robots can have bipolar disorder. link
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Life will knock us down, but we can choose whether or not to stand back up. link
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Mr. Han will ease you into learning Kung Fu by having you hang up, put on, take off, drop and pick up a jacket, then explain that the way you do it and the motions that make up each action is Kung Fu in and of itself. Mr. Miyagi will just make you wash his car and paint his fence. link
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If you yell "Stop!", even volcanos will listen to you. link
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Don't treat the death of your first lieutenant, one of only four of your fellow soldiers, as a big deal. link
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When you hire a group of brave soldiers to guard the most dangerous creatures in the universe, expect them to run away at the the first sign of a breakout. link
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Ace would like to 'ass' Tone Loc a question. link
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Animated characters often mistake friends and colleagues for their voice actors. link
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There is a State Home for the Ugly, and some residents include Ghandi and Santa Clause. link
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Alien DNA makes you good at basketball, gives you psychic powers and super strength, and turns you into a lesbo. link
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Dan Hedaya can still act with just a small portion of his brain in his hand. link
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Facehuggers hold on to their victims with death grips unless 1) the victim is Ripley, or 2) they are underwater. link
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Be sure to come up with a pathetic excuse for why the original girlfriend left in between sequels before introducing a new chick. link
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Beds can eat people. link
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In the future, nobody can pronounce 'law' correctly. link
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Bat-Credit Card. What were the writers smoking to come up with that? link
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Kamajii looks suspiciously similar to Dr. Eggman. Only skinnier. And with more arms. link
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Kids, in the summer of 2012, your Aunt Robin took an internship at S.H.I.E.L.D. link
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When saying "Of course!", say it as over the top as possible. link
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Black Widow can outwit the god of deception. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

A space pirate can have impeccable aim, capable of hitting any target at any angle by ricocheting shots off any solid object in a room, but a seven foot alien three feet away from him with a head the size of a pool noodle can constantly throw off his aim. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)