Thor laughs at Tony's self-description as a 'genius billionaire playboy philanthropist', but has NO IDEA what 'the government's dancing monkey' means. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The Russian chick looks ready to pull the trigger, yet Simmons thinks it's wise to tell her she's beautiful- repeatedly- IN A LANGUAGE SHE DOESN'T APPEAR TO SPEAK! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Apparently Hammurabi was right; instead of Galloway, now we have Mearing- a douche for a douche. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Shockwave, the evil terrifying doom-bringer assassin, goes down with a punch from Prime. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Freedom is the right of all sentient beings... Except for Sentinel Prime; that guy's a real asshole. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

So, in Michael Bay's mind, the plot works like this. Megatron wants the AllSpark; AllSpark is destroyed, except for shards that apparently EVERYBODY KEEPS FINDING. Then he helps the Fallen get the Matrix, but Optimus gets it instead. And BEFORE that, he arranged to rendezvous with Sentinel at the moon. But he needed the Matrix, which he didn't have- and if he had gotten it, it would've been given to the Fallen. So either he let Optimus win, or he's spent a WHOLE lotta time thinking up this brilliant scheme. And for a guy who dies almost EVERY MOVIE, it doesn't seem like he'd be able to do that. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Apparently, somewhere along the way, while Sam is transporting him via hand back to the couch, Brains developes the ability to disappear- and then reappear. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Optimus still finds a way to look noble while hanging upside down from some cables, AFTER he tore Driller in half without breaking a sweat. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Shockwave decided to get with the times and lose the cute accent in exchange for insect mandibles. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

That bunny must be REALLY badly stitched- or Carly does MMA. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Bruce Brazos is not fazed by suicide. And especially not flying psycho ninja copiers. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)