All the empire's men have British accents. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The kids love Spaceballs the flame thrower. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you are a pilot trying to shoot a giant gorilla, be sure to fly within the reach of his claws. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Having a parent with a lucrative profession leads either to an early death in a chocolate factory or a strange life in a chocolate factory. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

As soon as you learn how to do something you won't need to anymore. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Captain Reynolds has been moonlighting again. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Electricity is so confusing! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Sherlock > Sherlock Holmes link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Legs are for the weak. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Lamborghinis are inconspicuous. link
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Alfred will always know when you've must blown up a village and need a quick lift. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

That's a big door. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The people who have control of the universe are douchebags. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Dogs are stupid even if they can talk. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Everything people have said about rat-borne diseases is a lie. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

No one at a party will notice if you walk around talking into your sleeve. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Scenes in which people come back from the dead are always stupid. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Got a case of senioritis? Just ditch school and start hunting horcruxes. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Han shot first. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

You can survive in Italy without knowing any Italian. Just watch out for exploding cars. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It's great to have a friend lime Frank! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It's Enrico Palazo! link
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The feeling is mutual. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Steeeeerike!!! link
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She just had it stuffed. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Don't eat anything in Frank's kitchen. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Hermann's Hermits sound very dated. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Drop your guns! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)