If you need a guy who completely blends in, in Rio, you get a Japanese guy. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

An FBI guy needs an elaborate plan involving impossible schemes and a time frame of 20+ years to implicate a magic debunker. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Mandarin couldn't figure out Stark's address untill he announced it in media. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

After you are involved in a drift chase all over Tokyo for an hour and destroying half of the city, you can go back home on a train. No cops will even try to stop you. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you capture the CEO of a big Arms manufacturing company, you don't try to negotiate and get lots of money for him. Instead you try to get him to build a missile. I suppose if they had caught Steve Jobs they would have asked him to build a new iPhone.. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Jason Statham had to do a you-blink-and-you-miss kind of cameo in this movie. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

DK doesn't mean Donkey Kong. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

There goes the popular theory that young men who get super powers are going to use them for the betterment of society. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

With all the power in the world, Neo still can't teleport. He needs to run/walk even when he can fly all the time. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

In the matrix, the motorcycles being transported have a tankful of gas. It's either that or you don't need gas in the matrix. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Apparently in the future, machines don't have access to a single picture of their main nemesis. I suppose Google's world domination efforts didn't go that well. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If you have too much champagne, there will be a downpour in your dreams. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When someone tells you they have a job offer that's not exactly legal, you jump at the offer. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Devil can tell you that there is a U.S. Dollar bill in the bag. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Ethan Hunt's aim while doing somersaults and wheelies is way better than others' standing still. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It was Pre-dot com bust days and even the bad guys only wanted stock options. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

There are quite a few parallels between the chocolate factory and Apple computers. Both make products irresistible to masses, few people are privy to what happens behind the walls, and they are(were) both headed by eccentric people. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Cypher wanted to be a powerful and famous guy, preferably a movie star, and his name was Mr. Reagan. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Gandhi turned out to be a bad guy after all. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

It's very hard to kill people in the distant future but not so much in the near future. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

In about 30 years, Joseph Gordon-Levitt will look like Bruce Willis. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

It doesn't matter how dreadful the movie is. The only criterion for remake is the original had an 80's/90's action star. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Commute totally sucks in the future. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Nobody ever figures that the contraption on Bane's face could be his weakness. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The movie will still be called Bourne even when there is no character named Bourne in this one. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Robin moonlighted as a cop. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Even though by now everyone knows his true identity, Batman still needs to speak in his hoarse voice. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Bruce Wayne got his hairdresser along with him in the well. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Batman doesn't bother to pack his toys when fighting with a guy twice his size. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Afghans were America's friends at that time. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If hulk, a god, Super soldier and a genius billionaire can't save your ass, you can count on the chick with a handgun to help you out. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Putting on the Iron Man suit takes a variable amount of time. Sometimes it takes really long for the dramatic effect, and sometimes it's really fast when Stark's ass is on line. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Even a billionaire can't get enough space to work on his projects. He has to do it in his garage, thereby destroying all the cars during the process. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The word 'final' doesn't really mean anything. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Hulk is always angry. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Hulk has Impossibly stretchy pants, but the shirt is always the first one to be torn. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Jim Carrey can do a mean impersonation of Clint Eastwood. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Chinese people can talk without moving their mouths sometimes. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Jonah Hill doesn't age a day in 7 years. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A small bangle holds enough explosives to blow up a full sized ambulance. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Russians and Ukrainians are different people. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Jason Statham can keep up with a speeding Audi on a BMX. Either that or the othe guy is a lousy driver. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Even if you have planned the evacuation for more than 3 years, wait till the last minute to board the ships. What's the fun in boarding, say one week before? link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

No John Woo movie is complete without a white dove scene. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It's much more convenient to fight a monster naked. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When someone doesn't cook in their apartments, they usually hide their most valuable stash in their ovens link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It's customary to have hand to hand combat between gangsters and cops in the front yard of a cop's home. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

This is the surf version of Fast and Furious. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

You need Tyrese in the movie just so that Paul Walker can look like a good actor. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Ok, enough already. It's just cars turning into robots and fighting. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Calling your director a Nazi can get you fired. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It was not the planes that killed the beast; it was the beauty. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

A rickety old boat is good enough to carry a 1000 ton animal. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

King Kong can skate on a frozen lake. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

It's never good idea to use flash bulbs when the King is around. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

King Kong is surprisingly easy to handle, especially if you are a hot chick. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It's a good idea to chain up a 30 foot gorilla in the middle of New York City. What can really go wrong? link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

King Kong eats T-Rex for breakfast. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

The tribals did manage some cool-looking and elaborate setups. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

TPS reports are really important. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you don't have a window-facing cube, just knock the wall down, no one will say anything. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Ropar can kick Bolo's ass link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Do not bring nunchucks, I repeat, do not bring nunchucks to fight with Bruce Lee. It's only going to make it worse for you. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Bruce Lee can kick the crap out of the guy and still be the first to scream. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Emotional content, not anger. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Standard-issue Crown Victoria cars can be converted to remote-controlled cars just by touching them. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Cypher can look at code and tell if it's a blonde, brunette or redhead. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Trinity can run faster than a speeding truck. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When you have an impeding danger that can almost certainly wipe your place out, talk as slowly as you can and admonish people who are trying hurry. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Newspapers print conflicting news on front pages for saving time. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Lois Lane is the dumbest chick ever. She can't recognize the guy who knocked her up when he wears glasses link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you are driving in a bullet proof limo, it's a good idea to close the moon roof. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Don't worry if you are a lady standing between two gun-toting assassins. They will curve the bullets. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

All you need to shoot the wings off of a fly is a panic attack. It doesn't matter if you never held a gun before. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You give up your home to your ex when you break up. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Quitting a job that you despise is never an option. You would rather break the law by stealing from it. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you need to get to a drag race within the next few minutes, you can go as fast you can in a busy city. No cop will stop you. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

All hacker programs have very elaborate and snappy GUI. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Hugh Jackman can type 100 words/minute without a single backspace. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If your kids haven't grown up in all these years, you are still dreaming. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

In order to demonstrate their badassness, two grown men have to fight in tiny thongs in front of the monks. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you tell someone where you are going on vacation, it won't be a vacation. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Tom Cruise can shoot a guy on a motorcycle traveling at around 90mph just by looking at the rear-view mirror. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Nobody operating those chopper blade slingshot-thingies ever gets injured while doing that. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Computer programs have Indian accents. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Be sure to leave a person that knows who you are in a bank which you just robbed. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Indian folks pray in front of Taj Mahal. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Don't worry about a guy who wants 10 nuclear bombs. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Pai Mei shaves his head and facial hair to work for the goddamn Japs he despises and he hasn't kept up with his Kung Fu link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Nobody in a hospital will notice you if you are wearing heavy makeup with a color coordinated eye patch (with a Plus-sign on it no less). link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

That kid can really drive. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It's not a motorcycle, it's a chopper. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Only Samuel L. Jackson can use M*** F****er and Lord in the same sentence. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Marcellus Wallace did look like a bitch. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Bond can languish in Korean prison for more than a year and yet win a sword fight. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

James Bond cannot distinguish a loaded gun from an empty one. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

You get diamonds blown up in your face, they form a nice pattern and stay there for about 2 years. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Charlie Sheen's ex wife is a nuclear scientist. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Bond never gets slapped with a sexual harassment suit at a work place. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Don't use counterfeit license plates on your Ferrari. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)