Society will never forget how pretty Maria feels. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Instead of actually interrogating an evil villain (or at least being cautious around him), have an emotional tell-all with him about your past. I'm sure he'll be extremely kind, caring, and understanding about such sensitive matters. (Not...) link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Hair-in-a-Can is extremely dangerous. Never have a squire apply it to your head anywhere close to eye level! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You can communicate with your entire team instantly - even the people who came to help you last minute - without an earpiece of any kind. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

It doesn't matter if you were already almost naked. Removing your sarong to convert your outfit into a swimsuit is enough to make men swoon as if they've never seen most of you already. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The plant that Katniss Everdeen is named for is also known as Arrowhead for its arrow shaped leaves. Nothing symbolic there! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Bella still likes cliff-diving. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If there's one thing that Kristen Stewart tends to be very good at, it's acting like she's having a seizure while some deadly vampire venom - I mean, magical poision - goes through her. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Pause it on the scene when Rose "chops off" Jack's handcuffs and you'll see that the axe actually does hit his wrist. Ooops. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When Rose is drunk down with her buddies in Third Class, she automatically has enough stamina and focus to go en pointe without hurting herself. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It is entirely possible to put a valuable diamond in someone's coat pocket, have that jacket go through every imaginable thing under the sun and still have that same diamond in your pocket at the end of the movie. Nevermind that you went for several swims, ran around a sinking ship for almost an hour, climbed to the top of a vertically standing vessel through a crowd of people falling to their deaths, and were sucked under water by the force of a ship weighing several tons (all while still wearing the jacket.) link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Every girl knows that it only takes one mention of cramps and mood swings for Dad to become completely lost. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

When fairytale characters go awry, an ogre's swamp house becomes their homeless shelter. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

"I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder!" link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

You're standing in midair on a flying magical carpet that just shook my hand with one of it's tassels. Aladdin, it's not whether or not I trust you - this just doesn't seem logical. Or safe. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

I'm pretty sure that Tarzan's never been to a human hairdresser before. Somehow the guy still has perfect dreads. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The smartest, prettiest girl in town can be ridiculed for reading. This is considered weird enough to the people for them to burst into song and dance over, all while continuing to go about their daily activities. I don't know about you, but they don't exactly seem like the normal people in this scenario. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Only the best suitors completely ignore any of your wishes and refuse to take any of your personal opinions about getting married into consideration. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Apparently the white people have yet to discover that in the New World there is no need to wear shoes. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Mulan: "Would you like to stay for dinner?" Grandmother: "WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?" link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Don't worry, Grandmother! She also brought home a man. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Instead of an acupuncturist, your descendant is a crossdresser. Face it, that's just how it's gonna be. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

They had frilly heart-print boxers in ancient China. They also had toothbrushes and toothpaste. Not to mention confetti and sunglasses. Man, was ancient China advanced or what! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Since you single-handedly buried the Huns alive and saved all of your buddies (as well as your captain) from being killed in an avalanche, you now have Shang's trust. Unless you're actually a woman. Then it's all downhill from there. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The thing that makes Moses different from Ramses isn't his actual lineage - it's the fact that he's the only child of Pharoah that doesn't have a British Accent. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Jethro must have really big lungs. He was able to sing long enough for Moses to grow a beard. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Forty years in exile goes by in just five minutes of a dreamworks movie. You'll grow a beard, but your wife won't age a day. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

An entire tribe can dance and sing within feet of a massive bonfire without feeling any of the blistering heat whatsoever. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Camels will eat anything - even your hair. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

To Ramses, dressing up as a shepherd must be the equivalent of a costume party. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It's easy for a gal to singlehandedly tie up a palace guard and a dog, use a bunch of sheets as a rope and escape from the Pharaoh's palace through a second story window. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Riding back into Egypt is much more dramatic when you have a gotee and it's all in slow motion. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Even when your train is derailing there's always time for a wise crack. You won't be in any sort of post-traumatic state afterwards, either. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The outside of a fake Soviet passport can be written in Russian - but the rest of the fradulent papers you're carrying are all in plain English. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You can go to the Moulin Rouge, have a drink of champagne, and watch a bunch of caberet dancers do the can-can in a rated G movie. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Your hair can go from being a bob to waist length and back again in just two songs and a costume change. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

In the 74 years of the Hunger Games, apparently there's never been a lucky tribute who wasn't present at the reaping. Because let's face it - that would just be awkward. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The fact that the plant Katniss was named after is also called Arrowhead is just a coincidence. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

In the future, the wealthy make it their life's ambition to look and dress just like Lady Gaga. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Loki has an army, but Robert Downey Jr. has a Hulk. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Even though your brother has the ability to spontaneously vanish and make himself a mirage in various places at one time, taking a go at him by attempting to tackle him in utter anger is still worth a try. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Shortly after Thor's single-handed destruction of the rainbow bridge, the Asgardian royal family was faced with a multi-million dollar lawsuit regarding the new hazards that the incomplete road now posed for the racers in the final level of Mario Kart. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The secret of Thor's strength isn't the fact that he is a crowned prince of Asgard or because he wields a magical hammer. It's all in the hair. His long, flowing hair! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Though perplexed by the names and functions of tazers and coffee, Thor knows full and well what to do when faced with an iPhone and told to smile for a picture that will go on Facebook. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

So, you mean to tell me that the straps used to pin down crazy people in the hospital are just THAT easy to navigate out of? Of course. Of course.... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It's always best to test-pilot experimental jet-rocket technology in the same room where you house all of the most expensive sports cars. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Jane Foster's role in the Marvel Cinematic Universe has officially been downgraded to the status of (what seems eerily like) a Facebook profile picture. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If it would have taken any longer for Peggy to kiss Steve, I'm pretty sure that half of the female population would have stopped the movie and done it for her. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Even though the villains are German, they found it to be a genius idea to clearly label each of the bombs with the name of the city they were going to hit in PLAIN ENGLISH. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Of course he missed his date. The reason he woke up in this century was so he could marry one of us ;D link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you secretly venture into a mysterious, highly off-limits laboratory and see a room with various, probably experimental spiders that are all hanging around on a strange contraption - not under any sort of protective container or wall of glass - by all means, just walk in. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Even if his life is sometimes pitiful - with the amount of times Peter Parker cries he must be the John Boener of the Superhero community. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If two gigantic, terrifying monsters are terrorizing New York City and seemingly defeating Spider-man it's a much more logical idea to have the entire city stand in a crowd a few hundred yards away and watch it like a wrestling match than to run in the opposite direction. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

So, the butler knew from the very begining that Harry's dad died as a result of his own mistake. The guy could have spared him 2 full movies of desperate, aimless revenge-seeking, trying to kill his best friend and getting half of his face blown off in the process; but instead he waited until the last 20 minutes of the third movie to let him know that his entire goal to avenge his father's death was pointless in the first place. Makes perfect sense. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If a social worker offers to give an orphan a better life, he always advises the kid to travel alone and meet him in the inner city with only a business card containing his contact number. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The Beatles, Madonna, and various other 20th century musical groups were wildly popular in 1899. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Although afflicted by a fatal, progressive lung disease; one can sing flawlessly until the very last moment. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you see a random deer running alongside the road on the way to the cemetery it has to mean something; it's just very unlikely you'll ever figure out exactly what. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If you find yourself time-traveling, know that your clothes can't travel with you. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

While Jacob can pull off being ridiculously and unnecessarily shirtless for 3/4 of a standard-length motion picture, no matter what form of movie magic is used Edward Cullen really needs to keep his shirt on. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Cockroaches eat soap scum. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you want someone to stop taking advantage of your magical hair (that will, once cut; never grow again) the best thing to do is chop it off all at once into a short uneven bob instead of getting a decent haircut. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When a blonde with magical, youth-giving hair's hair is chopped off, her hair color and style begins to look eerily like that of the real-life Mandy Moore. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Princesses apparently don't get married as teenagers anymore. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When going to visit your late wife's grave after reminiscing the most terrifying events of your life together, the best thing to put there in her memory is her stalkers music box. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

If someone breaks your heart and throws away the flower you just gave them; eat it. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

There is no need to own an iPod if you have the Angel of Music. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)