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QuarantineIn an American context, Boston is the English word for Madrid. link
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Team America: World PoliceSpottswoode must have seen South Park episode "Asspen" so he knew how effective a montage could be. link
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Dark Knight Rises, TheApparently, only leaving Gotham was forbidden. Entering was quite alright. Bruce Wayne did it with all the guards up and without anyone noticing. Or he may have just teleported in. link
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ShutterWhen in Japan, no matter where you are actually staying, mount Fuji will magically always be in the background. link
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HellboyWhen a pyrokinetic person puts on clothes they automatically become fireproof as well. link
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Rock of AgesThe first minute you spend in LA you get into the middle of a crime scene, get surrounded by prostitutes, become the victim of a robbery yourself, meet the love of your life, and get a job at your dream workplace. link
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Rock of AgesRock stars are a lot like dwarf hamsters. They can only sleep well if they have at least two others sleeping on them. link
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Rock of AgesWho needs bodyguards, waiters and friends when you can have a monkey? link
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Rock of AgesStacee Jaxx won't actually have sex with you. He will just have you sit on his lap and sing, then pretend like you did have sex with him. link
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Rock of Ages1987 and not a single mullet in the entire movie? You must be joking. link
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Rock of AgesRock haters usually just pretend to be haters because they had some kind of bad experience with rock in the past. Otherwise secretly they still are rock lovers. link
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Rock of AgesIn LA you can start singing and dancing on the street and no one will think that you're crazy. link
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Rock of AgesYou can't become famous in Oklahoma. link
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of FireTechnically, Cedric Diggory was killed by Wormtale, but since the Ministry of Magic didn't want Dumbledore to tell the students the truth, he told them that Cedric had been killed by Voldemort instead. Guess he thought that was more comforting. link
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of SecretsApparently the charm "Reparo" doesn't work on broken wands. link
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of SecretsHarry should have found out who Tom Riddle actually was way before he did. They were playing Voldemort's theme song whenever he showed up. link
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PrometheusSuper-strong helmets of the most cutting-edge future technology created for space travel will easily be broken by a punch of a mere human being. link
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PrometheusIt's alright and totally possible to run and jump around like some kind of G. I. Jane after your 5 minutes long stomach surgery. link
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PrometheusA non-believer scientist will surely have a cross tattooed on his arm. link
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PrometheusIn future terms, the best way to get a woman to sleep with you is asking her if she was a robot or not. link
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PrometheusThe aliens on the other planet will surely be happy to welcome Dr Shaw. After all it's not like they were going to destroy humanity the last time. link
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Road To El Dorado, TheYou can reach the shores in a row boat in no time and then just party around until the huge, powerful and fast conquistador ship armada catches up a few days later. link
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Avengers, TheIt took a banishment for Thor to learn how to tolerate and work with Midgardians, learn how to stay calm in most situations and appreciate simple things, but as soon as he is allowed to return to Asgard he becomes just as stubborn and aggressive as he was before his banishment. link
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Avengers, TheOne day Hulk almost kills one of his comrades just because, but the following day he's pretty cooperative and acts like a natural team-player. link
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Avengers, TheBifrost is quite dispensable after all. link
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Avengers, TheAn army of shapeshifting alien species is easier to defeat than Nazis. It also takes a way shorter period of time. link
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Avengers, TheAgent Coulson's Captain America trading cards got all bloody even though they were locked inside a locker. Nick Fury probably took them out after his death, went to Coulson's dead body and scoured them to it until they got all wet by his blood. From a certain point of view that is pretty disgusting. link
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Avengers, TheYou promise your girlfriend you would come back for her. Then you get into a situation where it's impossible to get in contact with her. Then miraculously you can return to her realm, but you won't even attempt to meet her. In other words, Thor must have totally missed Jane --- out of his calculations. link
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Avengers, TheHowls of the Hulk bring people back to life. It's lucky that the enemy was sort of immortal so he couldn't take advantage at least of that. link
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Avengers, TheGamma radiation turned Edward Norton into Mark Ruffalo. link
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Haunting In Connecticut, TheIt's quite magical how looking backwards, the fashion of the late 80s was pretty much like the fashion of the late 2000s. Especially when it came to women. link
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Haunting In Connecticut, TheIf it's about a life or death situation and you are the only one to warn the subjects, don't bother to call them more than once in case they won't answer the phone. It's just their lives. link
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Haunting In Connecticut, TheSure, let the kid play with the eyelid-removing device. link
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Haunting In Connecticut, TheThey were not sleeping with the lights on; They were not sleeping. link
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Haunting In Connecticut, TheBeing haunted by ghosts cures cancer. link
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Haunting In Connecticut, TheEven though it was the 80s, I guess they just didn't know the catchy song 'cause otherwise they would have called the Ghost Busters. link
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Haunting In Connecticut, TheThe end credits was the real kicker. link
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Haunting In Connecticut, TheA scary ghost-looking stranger is looking inside my window? Okay I'll just turn around and go on with sleeping. link
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InsidiousNever underestimate the effect of scary music and powerful sound effects. It seems in recent terms they are the means that make a movie frightening. link
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Let Me InIf you're planning to kill someone, make sure you do it right next to a passing train so at least a hundred people can witness it. link
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ThorThe best way to convince your peace-loving father that you would make a great king is destroying a whole race with their realm for that very reason. link
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28 Weeks LaterWhen going through a zombie invasion, the evil ones will never actually be the zombies. It is always the army. link
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Darkest Hour, TheDid they just leave the cat behind? link
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Darkest Hour, TheLight bulbs only glow in the dark. They are completely effectless in daylight. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)


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