In an American context, Boston is the English word for Madrid. link
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Spottswoode must have seen South Park episode "Asspen" so he knew how effective a montage could be. link
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Apparently, only leaving Gotham was forbidden. Entering was quite alright. Bruce Wayne did it with all the guards up and without anyone noticing. Or he may have just teleported in. link
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When in Japan, no matter where you are actually staying, mount Fuji will magically always be in the background. link
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When a pyrokinetic person puts on clothes they automatically become fireproof as well. link
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The first minute you spend in LA you get into the middle of a crime scene, get surrounded by prostitutes, become the victim of a robbery yourself, meet the love of your life, and get a job at your dream workplace. link
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Rock stars are a lot like dwarf hamsters. They can only sleep well if they have at least two others sleeping on them. link
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Who needs bodyguards, waiters and friends when you can have a monkey? link
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Stacee Jaxx won't actually have sex with you. He will just have you sit on his lap and sing, then pretend like you did have sex with him. link
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1987 and not a single mullet in the entire movie? You must be joking. link
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Rock haters usually just pretend to be haters because they had some kind of bad experience with rock in the past. Otherwise secretly they still are rock lovers. link
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In LA you can start singing and dancing on the street and no one will think that you're crazy. link
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You can't become famous in Oklahoma. link
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Technically, Cedric Diggory was killed by Wormtale, but since the Ministry of Magic didn't want Dumbledore to tell the students the truth, he told them that Cedric had been killed by Voldemort instead. Guess he thought that was more comforting. link
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Apparently the charm "Reparo" doesn't work on broken wands. link
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Harry should have found out who Tom Riddle actually was way before he did. They were playing Voldemort's theme song whenever he showed up. link
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Super-strong helmets of the most cutting-edge future technology created for space travel will easily be broken by a punch of a mere human being. link
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It's alright and totally possible to run and jump around like some kind of G. I. Jane after your 5 minutes long stomach surgery. link
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A non-believer scientist will surely have a cross tattooed on his arm. link
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In future terms, the best way to get a woman to sleep with you is asking her if she was a robot or not. link
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The aliens on the other planet will surely be happy to welcome Dr Shaw. After all it's not like they were going to destroy humanity the last time. link
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You can reach the shores in a row boat in no time and then just party around until the huge, powerful and fast conquistador ship armada catches up a few days later. link
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It took a banishment for Thor to learn how to tolerate and work with Midgardians, learn how to stay calm in most situations and appreciate simple things, but as soon as he is allowed to return to Asgard he becomes just as stubborn and aggressive as he was before his banishment. link
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One day Hulk almost kills one of his comrades just because, but the following day he's pretty cooperative and acts like a natural team-player. link
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Bifrost is quite dispensable after all. link
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An army of shapeshifting alien species is easier to defeat than Nazis. It also takes a way shorter period of time. link
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Agent Coulson's Captain America trading cards got all bloody even though they were locked inside a locker. Nick Fury probably took them out after his death, went to Coulson's dead body and scoured them to it until they got all wet by his blood. From a certain point of view that is pretty disgusting. link
Rating: 6 (+7/-1)
You promise your girlfriend you would come back for her. Then you get into a situation where it's impossible to get in contact with her. Then miraculously you can return to her realm, but you won't even attempt to meet her. In other words, Thor must have totally missed Jane --- out of his calculations. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)
Howls of the Hulk bring people back to life. It's lucky that the enemy was sort of immortal so he couldn't take advantage at least of that. link
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Gamma radiation turned Edward Norton into Mark Ruffalo. link
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It's quite magical how looking backwards, the fashion of the late 80s was pretty much like the fashion of the late 2000s. Especially when it came to women. link
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If it's about a life or death situation and you are the only one to warn the subjects, don't bother to call them more than once in case they won't answer the phone. It's just their lives. link
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Sure, let the kid play with the eyelid-removing device. link
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They were not sleeping with the lights on; They were not sleeping. link
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Being haunted by ghosts cures cancer. link
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Even though it was the 80s, I guess they just didn't know the catchy song 'cause otherwise they would have called the Ghost Busters. link
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The end credits was the real kicker. link
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A scary ghost-looking stranger is looking inside my window? Okay I'll just turn around and go on with sleeping. link
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Never underestimate the effect of scary music and powerful sound effects. It seems in recent terms they are the means that make a movie frightening. link
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If you're planning to kill someone, make sure you do it right next to a passing train so at least a hundred people can witness it. link
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The best way to convince your peace-loving father that you would make a great king is destroying a whole race with their realm for that very reason. link
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When going through a zombie invasion, the evil ones will never actually be the zombies. It is always the army. link
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Did they just leave the cat behind? link
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Light bulbs only glow in the dark. They are completely effectless in daylight. link
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