You will live longer if you can stretch your skin on your face. link
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After you bend your sword into a boomerang it will magically pop back to its original form. link
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Make sure you draw a face on your melon before smashing it. link
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You can train a rabbit to use its own litter box. link
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You could make out with someone when you're between the panels. link
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You won't know if killing someone will make the world a better place unless you give it a try. link
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Leaf blowers have more than one use. link
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When you look at Arrietty for the first time music will start playing and the wind will blow through the field of flowers surrounding her. link
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Crows only attack cats and Borrowers. link
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Cricket legs are best served "very fresh." link
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Borrowers never pay off their debt. link
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Who hammered the nails inside the walls for the Borrowers to walk across? link
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Make sure your bag is closed before you pick it up. link
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What did the second message from Shawn say? link
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How does Arrietty know what a train wreck looks like? link
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Arrietty is Shawn's little crush. link
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If your daughter is dumb, you should try to stop her menstrual cycle for a year or two. link
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You don't say, "tap that." link
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If anyone was looking for some stuff, then all they'd have to do is follow the spiders. link
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If there is slime on your stuff, you will die first. link
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There's some creepy bullshit in the woods. link
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Think about how cool the cemetery will be when you get there. link
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It's hard being black and gifted. link
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Kenny is somebody's bitch. link
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Marijuana's not a drug. link
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There's something wrong with the radar, Sir. link
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Open your eyes. link
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Don't stick a pen in a pencil sharpener. link
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The money better be there, or you can ipkiss your ass goodbye. link
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A person can hold a gold tee in his mouth. link
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"Blow it!" is what you say when you want your henchmen to shoot the giant piggy bank. link
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There's always time... for one last kiss. link
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Even if you erase their memories, a woman will always remember a kiss. link
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The miles won't come off in reverse. link
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When you're trying to distract someone, act gay and call that person "Phil." link
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If you wear too many coats, you won't be able to put your arms down. link
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Knives Chau is also known as Kung Pow Chicken. link
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When an ionizing gas tracking torpedo is slowly making its way towards you, don't bother to go into warp or anything, just let it hit you. link
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After you slip on the log and rack yourself, water will suddenly rise and wash you away. link
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The only word that doesn't need to be translated by a dog collar is "roof." link
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Helium filled balloons will not work until they are sticking out of your chimney. link
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An evil man's shadow will always cover you when he approaches. link
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No one can understand you if the zipper over your mouth is closed. link
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The Golden Rule is: Whoever has the gold makes the rules. link
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Getting stuffed with bread won't hurt if you're dead. link
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Don't underestimate the importance of body language. link
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Hades is a fast talker. link
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Gunshots do not produce any blood. link
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Esmeralda's hair smells good. link
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The day after you've known someone for one day is two days! link
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If you don't invite a princess into your apartment, she will be okay with finding a hollow tree. link
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Maybe they should have called it Chel Dorado. link
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When the camera zooms in, you climb much slower. link
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Rays of light will always spill from the clouds behind you when you pray to your father. link
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Inigo will smile at you if he knows something you don't know. link
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You don't need a navigator to get through the planet's core if you know the Force will guide you. link
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Obi-Wan forgot how to fight with a lightsaber. link
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The 12 year old kid who defends Senator Organa was the best part of all 3 prequels. link
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You don't need the Force to be trained in the Jedi arts. link
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When Luke was electrocuted in RotJ, he didn't get puffy monster face. link
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Seagulls are very possessive. link
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Murphy could use a hand. link
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Richard Nixon is Bob's lawyer. link
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The doors are all connected. link
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Malina's real name is 41-A. link
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The transmission is breaking up because he's got sunspots. link
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Don't say "Two weeks" when the man asks you if you brought any fruits or vegetables with you. link
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If only Elsie had taken a drink from the grail, then she could have climbed out of the crevice. link
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Don't let a woman pick out goblets for you. link
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A penitent man will get passed the first trial, but a broom might come in handy too. link
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When a Vulcan says to you, "Live long and prosper," the correct response is, "Thanks." link
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Playing your instruments backwards is so funny! link
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Don't hesitate when your girlfriend wants to move in with you. link
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3 times 82 equals 246. link
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If you can't stop laughing, you will die. link
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Of all the distractions in Toon Town, hummingbirds will make you crash your car. link
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Toon bullets are dumdums. link
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If you're hanging onto a pole to keep from falling to your death, don't even try to grab on with your other hand. link
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Jessica hit Roger over the head with a frying pan, so he wouldn't get hurt. link
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If you give a punk the Vulcan Neck Pinch, his music will turn off at the same time. link
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Spock did a little too much LDS. link
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Picard like Mother Gothel. (I don't blame him.) link
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I hope in the next Star Trek movie they don't have another android named Af-Ter. link
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The transparent orange thing must cover your eye before you tell your shipmate "We die." link
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Punching something made of cast iron really hurts. link
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Verne, I could live with, but Jules is not a good name for a boy. link
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The wheels on the Delorian have to be spinning around at 88 miles per hour. If you simply put the car on a train going 88 miles per hour nothing would happen. link
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Clara uses funny words like "Golly" and "Whoppers." link
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Shouting Kirk! Kirk! Kirk! makes a great dance beat. link
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Joan Osborne was right: God is one of us. link
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Robin's mind isn't on food. He's thinking about someone with long eyelashes and he's smelling that sweet perfume. link
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Robin uses the worst arrows known to the animal kingdom. link
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Sir Hiss doesn't drink. link
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Lady Cluck has panties under her feathers. link
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When you're the winner, it's more appropriate to name you the LOSER! link
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The arrow sticking out of Robin's hat is not a candle on a cake. link
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Ted will forget to wind his watch, even after he reminded himself not to. link
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Give my love to the princesses. link
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After you save the girl you love from drowning, don't untie her hands, put them around your neck. link
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Taking the water shoot that launches you from the highest point is probably the most fun. link
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