Zoo animals know a lot about hooking up desperate men with hot chicks. link
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It is impossible for Taylor Lautner to act in a film without taking his shirt off. link
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If Walter was a human, he would be Jim Parsons. link
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When in a dark subway, don't be scared of little alien babies. Only fear the flaming hobo that may or may not appear. link
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Bathrooms are the perfect hiding spots for bombs. link
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Beware: David Spade will walk through your house butt naked. link
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When Zelda Rubenstein says "the house is clean", it isn't "clean" yet. link
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One way to attempt to destroy Voldemort is to.....give him a hug. link
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A war ship from the Civil War can withstand an armada of modern day tanks. link
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Hugh Jackman's career has just been KO'ed. link
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Automatically assume that the mysterious white cube is a Rubik's cube. link
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Gas station clerks can get a Walkman a year before it is actually released. link
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You get in trouble with the cops for saving someone who wants to commit suicide. link
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When a cat is stuck in a tree, you don't climb up and get it; you pull the tree right out of the ground and shake it until the cat falls down. link
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A paper bag will substitute for a royal crown. link
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Don't drink too much pre-flight champagne before you start dreaming. link
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Drop your shoe off the ledge before you jump. link
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Apparently, Santa is nice but scary. link
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Swinging a baseball bat without hitting the psycho is a great idea. link
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Always go into the room that you were told not to go into. link
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When Danny writes a word with two "R"s, he can only write one of them facing the right way. link
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You talk to your friend that lives inside your mouth by talking to your finger. link
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The blood usually gets off at the second floor. link
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You can give oral sex while wearing a dog mask. link
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You always make out with the hot, young naked chick. link
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When you get writer's block, just type "all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" over and over. link
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Martin's leg hurts before Charles even touches it. link
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Dog urine will cause a robot to rust. link
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When you find a grocery store full of food, you don't take any of it. link
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Joining the military makes you taller. link
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