After believing a vengeful terrorist who is extremely skilled at fighting, your red shirted guards won't question this fact and walk with him completely unarmed, which doesn't help the fact that he might decide to flip out. link
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Rather than question whether you should be allowing yourself to obey a villain who you have just taken prisoner for trial on Earth, do exactly what he says. Since he is a vengeful terrorist who has just killed people in order to fulfill his motives, let him go with you completely unguarded, or more specifically, guarded without armed personnel, onto another ship with which he will wreak more havoc and get more revenge once he has escaped. link
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Preston is really good at getting out of most situations - and it doesn't always involve shooting everybody. link
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Complaining you are poor when you live in such a big house is actually stupid. link
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Jo will immediately forgive Amy for burning her script because Amy fell through the ice when she wanted to go ice skating. link
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You will still willingly curl your sister's hair even when you burn it and tell her afterwards that 'you shouldn't ask me to do it' because you are crap at doing those kind of things. link
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I suddenly had a weird vision that Laurie was going to turn out to be Batman when he started dancing with Jo. link
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Random security checks involve targeting the same kind of people. Just like today. link
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It is possible to kiss underwater and not realize you can't breathe. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It doesn't matter that you didn't get to eat dinner - at least you ate last week. link
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A bath consists of repeatedly having the dust beaten off of you. link
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For someone who thinks you should all stay inside because the 'real world' is dangerous, Grug thinks that grounding his daughter by keeping her inside for going outside is a good punishment. link
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Nicholas Cage sounds exactly like Nicholas Cage. link
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Beware the baby - she has sharp teeth. link
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Don't teach your pet to roll over when you are sitting on the edge of a cliff. link
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Grug's stories always end up with someone dying dramatically because they didn't stay inside. link
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It is brilliantly fortunate that you get your own stick. People don't appreciate the gifts they are given these days. link
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When you're mining resources to apparently leave Earth to go onto Saturn's moon Titan, remember to save some water for your very own swimming pool. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Giving someone a plant as a gift will result in them throwing it off a building in case of 'contamination'. link
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There will be one specific clone that does not respond properly to a memory wipe. link
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The entire Earth has been populated by multiple copies of the same two people. link
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Jack is the only one that has weird dreams about a certain woman in his past, yet he wasn't told of the actual truth and specifically the motives of the TET. Why is it about this woman in particular? link
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When you've been captured by a team you believe to be the enemy, the best comeback you have in refusing to programme a drone to destroy the TET is 'screw you'. link
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A bullet hole miraculously disappears after you've been shot even if you were wearing a bulletproof vest. link
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Jack decided to go off with this other woman he'd found so Victoria got jealous and no longer felt like an effective team. link
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When you are shot by a drone, you literally disappear into thin air. link
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Screaming at another person when you're trying to destroy a killer drone doesn't bring any attention to yourself. link
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Jack continually has bad days at work where he's always on the verge of being killed, so stop moaning. link
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It is possible to have such things as a 'DNA trail'. link
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When Julia has a child, although Jack might be the father, that particular clone is dead, so even if there are other clones of him, they still aren't technically the father, even though they share the same DNA. Try explaining THAT to her when she grows up. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It is not possible to notice hundreds of birds collecting together on a playground behind you. link
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Some people don't understand that you shouldn't light a cigarette near leaking gas. link
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It is almost guaranteed that about the only thing scary in this film is a dead guy with his eyes poked out. link
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The system is actually quite stupid considering they thought that just in case one of their Clerics betrayed them, they would be fine even though this particular Cleric is highly trained and can kill however many soldiers and sweepers you deploy, therefore using you against yourself because you decided to train them. Next time, find a better way to keep these types of people in check before they go on a murderous rampage for revenge. link
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Train someone to be a First-Class Grammaton Cleric and you don't expect them to suddenly defend themselves by killling everyone when they gain the ability to feel and betray the entire system they were trained by. link
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When you are asked to hand over your firearms, they were stupid enough to forget to mention the ones hidden up your sleeves. link
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"Feelings, sir?" "Are you playing with me?!?" Imagined response: "Yes." link
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"Let's just eat the cake!" - Exactly. Stop arguing incessantly and listen to Felix instead. Who doesn't like cake? link
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Sour Bill had fun once. It was awful. He suddenly reminded me of Marvin the depressed robot. link
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It is possible that many of these characters in this film have psychological disorders. link
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Felix becomes much less narcissistic when he realises that his nemesis has run off and abandoned his game and the fact he's not getting any more pie. link
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Even better: Either don't write your memoirs or write about something that doesn't involve murdering people. link
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Note to self: Never leave your incriminating memoirs inside your jail cell once you are released. link
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Once you've killed 8 people of the D'Ascoyne family, the fact that they died consecutively in perhaps a quick manner should render people pretty suspect. link
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It becomes quite ironic and perhaps dangerously close that you are charged with only the murder of your friend's husband rather than the 8 people you just killed. link
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Many members of the D'Ascoyne family are completely arrogant and ignorant morons who, for once, you actually want to see them dead as quick as possible. link
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I shouldn't be laughing at this, but I am. Because it's funny seeing people get their comeuppance by a deserving death. It's not cruel, it's hilarious. link
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The widow of one of the D'Ascoyne family you just killed will actually not think it entirely suspect that her husband had just died and happily plans on marrying you. link
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It's so convienient where you're about to be hanged and they suddenly find the suicide note. link
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The court finds it incredibly stupid how, when you are conducting a business deal with someone with which they don't know is drunk, that you ended up brawling and he 'accidentally' fell on his knife. link
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Living in the future sucks - you can't be too sure when a bunch of police with jetpacks will smash through your house, especially when during a scuffle with a pre-crime suspect. link
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One person can be surrounded by a lot of police and still manage to escape. link
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Arrest a pre-murder suspect - by killing a few people in the process. link
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Hippies drive cars. link
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People are more concerned about a TV when aliens invade. link
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Preston never takes out his interval before he brushes his teeth. Remember that. link
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People have no concept of emotion, no concept of friendship, yet they use these types of words as if they have no meaning to them whatsoever. Which is basically confusing. link
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See, boys can friendzone girls too. It just doesn't end in death, unlike this film. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When you die, Heaven will be having French revolutions. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Marius will gain possibly lethal injuries, but will still survive out of all his friends. link
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When you announce your love to a girl in front of another girl, don't care to think that she has feelings for you as well. You will only remember this when she dies. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It is actually possible to free someone who kept you prisoner for 19 years and for him to end up killing himself instead of waging war on you. Psychological warfare, people. link
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Children are amazing to use in a war, like figuring out who are the good guys and who are not and being messengers, until they suddenly decide to think it's a great idea to step in front of soldiers holding guns and have no idea what they're doing. Then they're pretty dumb. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

I'm trying to find out how Marius and Jean got clean after going through the sewers - They seemed pretty covered in the stuff when they got out. link
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Jean Valjean reminds me that there was still faith in humanity in the early 19th century. link
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I'm sure the innkeeper and his wife were pretty convincing when they forgot a child's name, named after a vegetable. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When you notice one person kill a bunch of people single-handedly outside your office, be sure to know that less people with less armor will be enough to defeat him. Remember to look surprised afterwards. link
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Sense offenders don't usually hang around clerics. *Newsflash* link
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You can't dislike the film for showing Peter Parker as a 'cool nerd' when you actually parade around as a 'cool nerd'. link
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Snow White's so damn tired yet swept around with a broom and sang while the animals did the rest, and she's still willing to take all the credit. link
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It makes sense to dawdle when you know you have a hobbit literally close to death with you. link
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When your wife's clothes are scattered around the house when you come home, always assume she wants you to come in the shower with her, rather than actually having it off with the history teacher in there. link
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Remember - if you're on a date, you can still order Raisin Bran. link
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Fireplaces now exist in the middle of a wall. link
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Never assume that if a hot girl - a.k.a. your friend's wife's sister - comes around for dinner, that she doesn't want you to walk her home afterwards. link
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You might see it coming that a girl you just met wrote a 'reply' posing as your estranged wife because she uses 'reading the signs' in the letter like she normally says in reality. link
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One of your friends from the psychiatric ward will come and see you dance with a girl just so long as he can see her boobs. link
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Parents don't ask many questions when one of their envelopes is stolen by their son who has a bipolar disorder and is still in love with his estranged wife. link
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A guy will say he is happily married and in love with his estranged wife, because he still keeps his wedding ring on his finger. link
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You can resist fighting someone who has started fighting with the Asians, but as soon as someone touches your brother, you start beating the crap out of them. link
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Please tell me the mercenaries that were on the boat knew that James Bond was on the boat? They can't have been that stupid. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

It may be a close call, but the main character will always manage to jump out of the way of an oncoming train at the last minute, and I mean LAST MINUTE. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It's never too late to turn back, except if the guards suddenly turn on you and take you prisoner. link
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If you're a villain, put a key in there that is completely obvious and connects to every single code in the pathway. link
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I'm starting to wonder how Bond got into M's house. link
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It is possible to jump from a motorbike onto a moving train. link
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It was almost as if MI6 wanted to have their best agent taken prisoner for the sake of catching a rogue one. link
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Don't think that by sneaking onto a boat to discover a prostitute's employer you will not end up being interrogated and possibly hit on by him after being discovered yourself. link
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There's a thing in certain types of films that the villain's plan actually involved being caught. link
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A person assassinating someone in an opposite building will not be wary of suspicious movements and noises and not think that someone may be spying on him. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The large metal railing between escalators on the London Underground makes a great slide. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Also, talking of failing his tests, he also manages to run and leap onto the back of a train with some ease. link
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Nobody will care if you blow up half the London Underground. link
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Strangely, if you jump onto the back of a train, the mortified staff will let you on. It will easily convince them if you're there to check for health and safety, because, strangely, that's what health and safety people do to get on a train. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Bond's note to himself: Don't interrogate someone when you're hanging them out of a window several hundred feet above the ground. link
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James Bond has the amazing ability to escape death, like jumping out of the way of a falling train, surviving a bomb blast that was powerful enough to go through the underground tunnel and being shot and falling into water beneath a tall bridge. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

After being shot, you can easily announce that you're not bleeding, and you'll think you'll be believed, not realizing that someone might have to check you out to see if you're lying. link
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Bond: 'No one's going to find us at Skyfall'. Raoul: 'Lol no'. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It's always fun to sneak into someone's house to announce that you're actually still alive. Rather than turning up at MI6. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Always remember to point a gun to add more drama, like they do in the posters. link
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