Once upon a time, a producer said "You know what we don't have in modern American cinema? An hour of footage of Zack Efron in tighty whiteys." link
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The only time swamp people don't procreate with their own offspring is when they are put in prison for murder. link
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Depth perception is important in a melee, so if you are missing an eye then you're better off fleeing. link
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If you want to uncover missteps in the justice system, do not entrust this task to a group of disfunctional maniacs. link
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News reporters don't have time to get all the facts. link
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Jack's background in swimming obviously prepared him for hiding under a boat in a nasty swamp filled with alligators and snakes. link
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Inmates can't tell the difference between men and women in pants. link
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If you want to be successful, develop an English accent. link
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The moral of the story is that living with shitty people is an awful experience. Thanks Hollywood, that was a real eye opener. link
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Vaginas are thrown at police officers constantly. link
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Gangster talk involves using 100 words to convey what can be said in 3. link
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The super secure bunker underneath the control room is easily accessed by a hole in some sheetrock downstairs. link
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Sigourney Weaver is not acceptable as a fool sacrifice. link
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If they had cameras everywhere then they should have known immediately that the stoner wasn't dead. link
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Why wasn't the entire base made out of the material that the elevators were made of? It's not like there was only a handful of elevators. link
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"Punish" means violently kill everyone for the actions of two people that were chemically coerced into sexual activity. link
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Stealing a parade float is not a punishable crime in Brazil. Neither is crashing into and damaging aircraft, or unauthorized use of a runway. link
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Worms can crawl around aimlessly with no food or water, and won't die or multiply for 2000 years. link
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It's ironic that Holloway yells at Shaw for "endangering the mission" when she gets hit by the storm, considering Holloway's the one who rushed everyone out to the facility once they landed, instead of waiting until morning, and then took off his helmet in an alien atmosphere and likely triggered the activation of the biological elements in the black goo. link
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A geologist can't tell from a distance whether a rock structure is man-made or natural, but somehow he can tell whether or not it's hollow. link
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How did they deliver the money to the girl while they were still in the crappy airplane? link
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The bartender will not mind you torturing someone for information with surgical scalpels while in his bar. link
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Jackson, who has his name plastered across his helmet, and who is called out by name by one of the other characters during the film, is listed in the credits as "Mercenary 1." link
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David goes into the airlock with a basketball while the ship is travelling thru space. The scene ends abruptly but it is obvious that he is going outside to slam dunk baskets on the outside of the ship with no tether, no hazard suit, no magnetic boots, and no personal thrusters of any kind. link
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The primary locations in this film are Britain and Australia, yet almost everybody in the movie sounds American. link
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Tentacle rape was invented in 1988. By Americans. link
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The alien insects can only be killed by pesticide. Or a baseball bat. link
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Halloween costumes are not worth dying for. link
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The black guy dies. link
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A cop on suspension can still be forced to work. link
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Cops only have a single firearm, and that is the gun that is assigned to them by the police force. link
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Cops decorate their houses with ladies undergarments. link
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If you see something, there's a good chance that the people who are in deep sleep next to you also saw it. link
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When you're trying to get rid of an alien insect, be careful which direction you throw it. link
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Epileptics should avoid this film. link
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The amount of money and technology that could be used to clean the air over your continent is better spent on robots, magnetic car highways, and giant inner-Earth transports. link
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If the major continents are uninhabitable that means that all oceans, and all the small island groups around the planet like Hawaii, the Marshall Islands, etc, are also completely uninhabitable. link
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You can build a fixed rail transport system thru the center of the earth even though the center of the earth is a spinning orb of iron and nickel that rotates on a different axis and at a different speed from the rest of the planet. link
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Quaid lands his airship on the UFB side of the elevator, yet when they reach the Colony the ship comes out of the Colony side. link
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At the end, Kate could have just shot him while he was asleep, instead of putting on the whole song and dance. link
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Being poor means owning a super spacious and swaggy apartment with high tech appliances. link
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There's only 1 female autobot. I'm no mathematician, but... link
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Terrorists keep machine guns in their guitars. link
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When you go to Spain, it's actually France. link
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Plastic surgeons always keep crochet needles handy. link
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If you want to get your man, dress like a lady. link
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Women who are cold-blooded killers, hardened by years of battle, are still easily rattled by words like "Bitch." link
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DeSilva says he's not sure if he can pull the trigger while there's innocent civilians around, but when he calls out to Wolfgar in the club, he jumps out of the way so innocent civilians can take a bullet for him. link
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Wear a 3-piece suit to a club that plays classic rock in place of dance music. link
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NYPD has no idea how to fight terrorists. link
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It's more important to punish one man for his irreverence than to protect an entire population of animals. link
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Thneedville is the only populated area on the planet. link
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Indirect murder threats on a child are intended to be funny. link
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Only part of the Lorax can levitate magically, he has to manually lift the other half. link
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The 3D artists were lazy since Audrey's face is obviously used for every "pretty girl" face in the movie. link
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Ted and Grandma commit various trespasses, physical assaults, vandalism, and destructions of city properties, yet they are not arrested or even fined. And there are no police in the city. link
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Grandmothers can defy physics. link
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When you get old, you can hit people and nobody can say anything about it. link
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Eyeglasses tend to stay on your head after falling down the stairs hard enough to split open your wrist. link
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When someone is getting murdered in your hotel room, you should check 2 or 3 times from the bathroom to make sure, it could simply be a misunderstanding. link
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Do not trust awkward, wide-eyed ladies. link
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If you broke into someone else's house at night, and you happen to get video-recorded-evidence of a person running past you in the darkness, it's probably nothing. link
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Reality porn companies will pay you $50 a pop to commit a sexual assault. link
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Instead of pushing someone off a cliff, stab them in the throat in your hotel room so you can get their blood all over you and your knife which has your finger prints all over it. link
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When recording stuff with an embedded, solid state camera in your glasses or a lapel cam, it's totally normal to port that high quality digital video over to a non-digital format that is not used any more. link
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It is terrible foreplay to ask a guy to have sex with you and then tell him he's bait for a killer. link
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"Ever since the space shuttle sex murders." link
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Wearing sunglasses and a jumpsuit are the only requirements for being a cyborg. link
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In the future, gangs are run by androgynous Billy Idol enthusiasts. link
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Running directly at someone is an ineffective way to escape from them. link
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Android prostitutes are disposable. link
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It's totally normal to take a shower with a bunch of presumably dead cyborgs lying around. Because there are no other bathrooms in the city. link
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Federal agents moonlight as gogo dancers. link
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Being the CEO of a corporation means you dress like Mork. link
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Any time someone says Euphoron, the action music starts playing in the background. link
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God does not want man to fly. link
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A tough old cop is easily hurt by a bite on his finger. link
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Drunk cops can retain things said to them while they sleep. link
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When someone is about to stomp on your face, look up and scream at them in terror instead of moving your head out of the way. link
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Criminals and vagrants in England have the absolute worst fashion sense. link
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Instead of orbiting an alien planet until you identify a logical place to set down, you should drop your massive, heavy spaceship into the atmosphere where it uses up tons of fuel just staying in the air. link
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Subway trains are always just about to arrive when you explode the ground under their tracks. link
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M has apparently been ejected before and is not bothered at all by the notion of it. link
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Fending off a team of soldiers with superior numbers and firepower in an unfortified house accessible from all sides is a better strategy than retreating to your underground fortress that is full of allied agents and guns. link
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Hexadecimal values can include other letters in the alphabet, like G and R. link
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Depleted uranium shells will merely dent the steel back of a construction vehicle cab, and not completely penetrate and shred a human body. link
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In the future, all monitors are transparent holographic displays, but the technology for desktop webcams has not improved at all. link
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Mike was quite a heroic fighter in Phantasm 2, but now he's become a total wuss. link
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The classic pineapple grenade has a blinking light and a beeper to let you know it's armed. link
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The gold sphere can fly straight through a person's head with no loss of velocity, but has difficulty detaching itself from a plunger. link
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When someone is about to shoot you, throw a frisbee to distract them. link
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There's only two types of running cars in Oregon: Muscle Cars and Hearses. link
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Middle-aged men are so horny that they'll make a child sleep in a car during cold weather in order to have alone time with a lady. link
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Liz dies horribly at the beginning of the film, and her corpse gets violated, yet nobody ever mentions her name again. link
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The tall man is vulnerable to cold, and yet he is outside frequently at night in the Pacific Northwest. link
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Black women can sneak up on you while you're in a long hallway with no connecting corridors. link
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No mention is made of Harry's source of income for he and his daughter to be able to move around and change identities constantly. link
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You're really bad at eluding people when they find you on day 1 at your new residence. link
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Heather managed to make it all the way to her 18th birthday without being interested in boys. Or girls I suppose. link
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When you are on the run from demonic cultists you should leave any firearms or other self-defense weapons in an inconvenient place, like wrapped up in a rag somewhere. link
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