It's completely necessary to pull into a creepy, dark cemetery to light your cigarette. link
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People always stay in towns where the crime rate is 100%. link
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Jareth the Goblin king may know what plastic is, but he doesn't know the word for "bracelet." link
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The next time your children are scared the Boogeyman will get them, just sit them down and tell them about his gambling problem. link
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Making flying reindeer skeletons from scratch is exceedingly simple. link
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Nothing's more suspicious than Frog's Breath, but the Doctor will chance it. link
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