Adventure is the name of the game. link
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His story will touch you, even though he can't. link
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His scars run deep. link
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... and so am I!" link
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Death Therapy. It's a guaranteed cure. link
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There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't. link
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I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful... I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful... I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful... link
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Baby steps get on the bus, baby steps down the aisle, baby steps... link
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He's not gone. He's never gone! link
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If you fake it, then you don't have it. link
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What if I'm looking for a bathroom, I can't find one, and my bladder explodes? link
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Rusty needs a girl. Luckily, there's a women's prison down the street. link
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He paid his debt to society, but she never got a check. link
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He went out for cigarettes and didn't come back. link
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Do you get out to Utah much? Check it out. I think you'd dig Provo. You could do well there. link
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In casinos there is always someone watching. link
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You can't have six cards in a five-card game! link
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This is the best part of my day. link
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She already left me once. I don't think she'd do it again just for kicks. link
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You gotta walk before you can crawl. link
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Apparently, he's got a record longer than my... well, it's long. link
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The house always wins. link
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Ted Nugent called. He wants his shirt back. link
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Barney Rubble... Trouble! link
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Tess does not split eleven ways. link
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Try to find a scene where Rusty (Brad Pitt) isn't eating something. link
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It's okay he doesn't make her laugh, because he doesn't make her cry. link
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He's only suicidal in the morning. link
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I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period French. link
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My name is Thomas Moore. I was named after a Saint who died for his faith. link
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It's so early...you guys want to go get some coffee or something? link
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My name is Buro Houtenfaust. I was named for a Saint who was a very wealthy man. He had the wine, the women, the songs, the whole bit, and then inexplicably, took a vow of poverty and became a hermit. link
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I just wanted to watch you put it away again. What else do you keep in there? link
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Sorry, guns make me nervous. link
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My name is August Christopher. I was named after St. Augustine who coined my favorite phrase: Give me chastity and give me constancy, but do not give it yet. link
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While you're down there......get the pocket knife out of my boot. link
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I really like this guy. Too bad we have to kill him. link
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If you want to live, never leave my side. link
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You'll never be a great writer if you fear dying. link
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Picasso only thinks that women are to sleep with, or to paint. link
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If you pay attention, you might learn something. link
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Nostalgia is denial - denial of the painful present. link
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That Paris exists and anyone could choose to live anywhere else in the world will always be a mystery to me. link
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I: You're in love with a fantasy. G: I'm in love with you. link
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You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. link
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Pray that the years come quickly for you, taking your beauty so that you may better serve God. link
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Learn to dance: And one and two and three and four and your hands should be light like a birdie on a branch. link
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Learn to dance more: And one and two and twirlie twirlie twirlie! link
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It is better to be a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick. link
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It's called a lance. link
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To trudge: the slow, weary, depressing yet, determined walk of a man who has nothing left in life except the impulse to simply soldier on. link
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Geoffrey Chaucer's the name, writing's the game. link
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Have what she's having. link
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When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. link
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Men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way. link
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You take someone to the airport, it's clearly the beginning of the relationship. link
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There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance. link
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Marriages don't break up on account of infidelity. It's just a symptom that something else is wrong. link
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The fact that you're not answering leads me to believe you're either (a) not at home, (b) home but don't want to talk to me, or (c) home, desperately want to talk to me, but trapped under something heavy. If it's either (a) or (c), please call me back. link
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Everybody thinks they have good taste and a sense of humor but they couldn't possibly all have good taste. link
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Restaurants are to people in the 80's what theater was to people in the 60's. link
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It isn't about sushi. link
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Neurotic is simply an intense form of introspection. You'll be called introspective and being introspective is good. You walk around with an opinion, with a point of view, and some source of nice kind of direction. link
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Because getting old sucks, most people don't accomplish what they hope to and they realize there most likely not going to. They end up living this quiet life of denial and you know brushing birthdays under the rug becomes a big part of that. link
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