Even a ninja on steroids like Foxface can be taken down by some damn berries. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Face it: The Careers are those assholes in high school that take Gym class way too seriously. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

When someone you don't particularly like offers you a sandwich, the best thing you can do is turn your back to them. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

This film was rated PG-13 for disturbing images indeed. Look at the wigs! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Yes, even vampires use Yahoo! for research...as if that would help anything at all. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Everybody's gotta hate on Leah.... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

What's a wedding without some family drama? link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Sam has a very deep voice. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The Cullens, a vampire family that are supposed to look like supermodels 24/7 look like hot messes this time around...whereas the mortal Quileutes keep looking better and better. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Bella, who hates kids and was perfectly fine with giving up the possibility of having one, now wants to be a mom. Such development. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A simple, not at all bratty way to express one's opinion on something is by scoffing. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Yes, you too can have sex with a vampire and not be killed while doing so. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

You know it was a great night when wood is about to fall from the ceiling and knock you in the head, closets and walls are torn apart, furniture is knocked over, and feathers are everywhere. Well done, Edward. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The very last place your lover will be the next morning after he almost killed you while having sex is...in bed, with you. Fishy.... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It's official, everyone: Edward messes up big-time every single movie. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Yes, he may yell at you and leave you there like crap, but on the inside he is really just frustrated that he's been around for over 100 years and still didn't consider birth control. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When your lover breaks the headboard while having sex with you (and wood is flying everywhere), it's okay. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Having sex like a billion times can get you pregnant...What a shocker. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When you're a vampire that already knows everything in the high school curriculum and has graduated many, many times and can do pretty much everything and go pretty much everywhere, the best place you could go to is...high school. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The kid is always the one with the problems.... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The only way to get rid of any drugs you have on the airplane is to snort it all in two seconds with your buddy. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Some people just don't own a f**king bank account. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Vampires and werewolves and pregnant chicks - oh my! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Good ol' Chief Swan will never let you fall. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Don't let the heartwarming classical music and voiceover of wedding vows fool you - this movie is some serious business. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Summit's good at hiding a wedding dress. Too bad they're not good at hiding anything else (hence the "accidental" mass leak back in March). link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The Cullens invited everyone and their grandma to the wedding, though the bride and groom only have like five friends combined.... link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Kristen Stewart finally cries as Bella. Sure did take her long enough. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Dramatic classical music + Bella feeling curtains + Edward looking at her funny = awkwardness. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Elaborate bed breakage sounds effects is a win-win...sort of. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Aro has never looked creepier. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

"That's impossible"...says the girl that hangs out with vampires and werewolves. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Edward isn't happy that he's going to be a daddy.... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Whoever came up with that look for Carlisle needs to be whacked in the head with a stick. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Bella looks like a hot mess when she's preggo...but she's never shown so much emotion. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Alice needs a new signature move. The old "dodging-the-wolves-'cause-I'm-a-ballerina" stunt is getting old. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You know it will be intense when the silent but sparkly Edward yells. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

All that training in wrestling and boxing really comes in handy when the government's after you. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Those people in your house that you look absolutely nothing like? Those aren't your parents...What a shocker. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When you totally mess up your ankle, it will be totally healed in five minutes. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Therapists aren't just therapists.... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The real reason why Mom's being really awkward when you have a girl in your room? She's just trying to get you laid, that's all. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Your whole life could be a lie and you don't even know it until you're like 17.... link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Twilight references follow Mr. Lautner everywhere. "2009 Clearwater drive"...Ha-ha. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Having a swimming pool in your backyard really comes in handy when there's a bomb in your oven and your house is about to explode. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Not even a kid on the run 24/7 can resist a burger and a milkshake. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

So many cell phone conversations get old...FAST. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

What does living with your therapist until you move out to go to college sound like? A lame sequel that this film does not need. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

One's eyebrows can be so distracting.... link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)