This movie is like a cross between Star Wars and the smell of ass. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Rocky + Over The Top + Transformers + a dollop of shlt = Real Steel Oh sorry! No need for the dollop of shlt, Over The Top already has that covered. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

The newsreader will just completely STOP reading out his news report on the UFO sightings while he waits for your children to conclude their argument over which tape they are going to record said news report on. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When decoding what you think is alien syntax, if you mistakenly bind the H key to J and the A key to E, so that "Harry" is miss-spelled as "Jerry", all other words in the English language will apparently be unaffected - "And" won't spell "End", "Hack" won't spell "Jeck" and so on and so forth... link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Travelling into a black hole DOES NOT tear you into a trillion pieces and crush you into an infintessimately spall point. Instead, you will miraculously arrive back at your home planet at an insignificant point in its past. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The US government does not do in-depth research on the scientists it selects for possible contact with an alien race. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

The best way to get your point across to one of your colleagues is to near choke them to death with food they don't like. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If I could make my dreams come true, I would dream of horrible things. I would not dream of being surrounded by 100 naked members of the opposite sex, regardless of how primitive my brain was. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If an extremely intelligent colleague of yours deduces, rather logically, that you, him and everyone in your party are going to die whilst in the habitat at the bottom of the ocean, don't make any effort to escape said habitat at the bottom of the ocean. Just ignore him and hope his completely logical reasoning is incorrect. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

A metal star-ship submerged in salt water and experiencing huge pressures at the bottom of a deep ocean will not experience entropy over a period of 300 years. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Samuel L. Jackson hates squid. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

127 hours is a lovely film about a disabled man who is miraculously reunited with his missing arm whilst in a desert. Oh wait, I think I watched it in reverse... link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Bugs can apparently send asteroids hurtling towards Earth at faster-than-light speeds. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Despite the fact we are told that demons haunt the person and not the location, they will still play around with your Ouija board and set fire to your living room when you're not home. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

British people don't have air or sea ports because "they're stuck on their dank little island fussing over each other's suits." link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The B2 bomber can maneuver like a fly. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A couple of anti-infantry frag grenades become devastating explosives if armed just inside of a giant alien tripod. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Apparently, if our vehicles had shields, those shield wouldn't function if WE got ill. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

An advanced alien civilization supposedly buried its war machines on our planet thousands, maybe even millions of years ago, instead of conquering the planet there and then when mankind was in its infancy. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)