Beware of Deja Vu. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

The wrath of the almighty is extremely shy and doesn't like people looking at it. So don't do it. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Never trust monkeys, they are spies. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Nazis are horrible shots. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Being dragged underneath a truck isn't as painful as you'd think it'd be. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Raiding tombs for ancient artificats and then selling them to museums is a lucrative career. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Anyone who double-crosses Indiana Jones is sure to end up dead shortly thereafter. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Ancient cultures were really good at setting up clever traps that don't break down over time. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Indiana Jones HATES IT when there are snakes on his plane. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Tombs always have an easy to use back door to escape out of, but you'll never find it until you find your way in the hard way. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Snakes can survive for centuries in a sealed tomb with no visible means of food. link
Rating: 8 (+8/-0)

There is a huge government warehouse somewhere with hundreds of sacred artifacts. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Watching a nazi's face melt off is awesome cinema. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Disobeying direct orders actually puts you on the fast track to a promotion. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The turtle is nature's suction cup. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Wile E. Coyote is really depressing, when you think about it. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

We don't need no stinking badgers. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

No matter how bad you want them to, poodles can't fly. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Weird Al should make more movies. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Nothing says "I love you" like the gift of a spatula. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Twinkie hot dogs may look disgusting, but in fact, they really are disgusting. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

You better know the dewey decimal system around Conan the Librarian. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

You should never call chicks broads. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Drinking from the fire hose is every child's dream. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Aliens visit our planet and find the craziest people they can and then give them anal probes. This is to throw the rest of us off their trail. link
Rating: 2 (+4/-2)

By 2015, we will have replaced all our soulless lawyers with soulless robotic lawyers. link
Rating: -2 (+1/-3)

You don't vote for kings. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

If your castle sinks into the swamp, rebuild it. Eventually, it will stay up. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Always be absolutely sure of what your favorite color is. link
Rating: 10 (+10/-0)

Sheeps bladders may be used to prevent earthquakes. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

If you happen to be in the business of making swords for really evil men with 6 fingers on one of their hands... hire bodyguards. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

R.O.U.S.es exist. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Never go in on a Cicilian when death is on the line.... unless you happen to be immune to iocane powder. link
Rating: 5 (+7/-2)

Never get involved in a land war in asia. link
Rating: 5 (+8/-3)

The only thing cooler than a flying, time-traveling Delorean, is a flying, time-traveling locomotive. link
Rating: 1 (+4/-3)

A stove door makes a perfect bullet proof vest. link
Rating: -1 (+2/-3)

Never underestimate the power of nerd rage. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

"Blues riff in 'G', watch me for the changes" is all you need to say to get a group to bust out a perfect rendition of "Johnny B. Goode" link
Rating: 24 (+24/-0)

Aliens do not believe in making redundant control systems, they prefer to have a single point of failure located within their own mothership. link
Rating: 6 (+7/-1)

Bankers are really evil until you tell them a really silly joke about a man with a wooden leg named Smith. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

You have to think fourth dimensionally. link
Rating: -2 (+1/-3)

If a train demolishes your time machine, it will just keep going like nothing happened. link
Rating: -4 (+0/-4)

A lightning bolt generates exactly 1.21 jiggawatts of power, precisely the amount needed for time travel. link
Rating: 9 (+9/-0)

Even if you are on a mission from God, you can end up in jail. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

If the shit fits, wear it. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Watches are very fragile, and will often break during car chases. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Driving through a shopping mall is an excellent way to escape the police. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

You don't talk like that to nuns. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you want to get your friend out of his high paying head waiter job, be very annoying to his patrons threaten to eat there every breakfast, lunch and dinner, this will make him give up and join you. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Spray on glue is strong stuff. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

A retired cop car can outrun and outmaneuver present cop cars with ease. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Illinois Nazis suck. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

If Ray Charles starts playing music in the middle of the day, strangers on the street stop whatever they are doing to "Shake their tail feathers". link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Always keep an empty pack of cigarettes on hand to flash at people, this will suffice to convince them that you are really a union rep. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Never leave your crazy girlfriend at the altar, especially after her dad has called in his last favor with someone called, "Mad Pete Trullo". link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Bob's Country Bunker has both kinds of music: Country, and Western. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Wrigley Field is located at 1060 W. Addison St. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

It's never too late to mend. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)