If you wake up naked in a zoo no one will notice, don't worry! link
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It is perfectly normal for 32 year old men to hook up with 16 year old girls. link
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Fire alarms are just recommendations to leave a building, you can still go get your shawl upstairs. link
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Elevators still work when fire alarms go off. link
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Walking into a lamp will definitely scare you. link
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Go to a hair stylist to have them change absolutely nothing about your hair. link
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When your mother is being stabbed just sit under your bed and watch. link
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When a killer is coming at you just stand there and scream, "LEAVE ME ALONE!" link
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Never tell the girl that the murderer is going after that someone's trying to kill her. link
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Don't protect the girl being hunted. link
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