Rachel Weisz can scream very loudly. link
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Zangief didn't get paid. link
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Bison would like to snap Guile's spine very much. link
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Winston will only join missions if there's a chance that he would be killed. link
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Beni was on the wrong side of the river. link
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When a biplane crashes, the guys on the wings will survive but the pilot won't. link
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Evelyn just made a mess in the library. link
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General Custer is a dumba$$. link
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Jedediah doesn't like to be called cute. link
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The Thinker's biceps are firepower. link
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Alex likes ice in his water. link
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Demons know how to talk Filipino. link
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Cats are good pets in case you wanted to go to hell. link
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Lucifer badly needs a foot spa or something. link
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Giving someone the middle finger won't stop you from going to heaven. link
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You can kill an immortal archangel with bullets. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You should always take the blue pill. link
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A shot of a hot girl's ass is the best way to start any movie. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Professor McGonagall is F-ing awesome!!! link
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A donut is not an acceptable substitute for a croissant. link
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Don't let your wife see you on TV. She will kill you. link
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There's no fun in reproducing asexually. link
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Jean Reno was going the wrong way. link
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Hank Azaria was pissed not because of the widespread death and destruction, but because Godzilla trashed the Garden. link
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Human pregnancy tests work on very large lizards. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

They caused more damaged than the god damned thing did. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Don't use heatseekers to kill a cold-blooded animal. link
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Elvis was the king! link
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Don't use giant flowers as thrones. It will eat you eventually. link
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When someone blows glowing powdery stuff at you, don't hold your breath. link
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Poison Ivy's poison kills though the lips and not the mouth. As long as you don't have chapped lips, you should be okay. link
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Even a genius like The Riddler can lost count. link
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The toad style looks creepy. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Any idiot can make a sword. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Leaders of the order get so annoyed when Van Helsing brings back someone as a corpse. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When all else fails, keep calm, and call Bellatrix a bitch. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)