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Dark Knight Rises, TheSo an orphan could recognize that Bruce Wayne is Batman...but Rachel couldnt O_o link
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Last Chance HarveyYour neighbor will be so different than what your mother thought. link
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Snow White and the HuntsmanIf you want to put a love triangle in a movie, at least let it be with more arguments or something... link
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Dark ShadowsIf you have 2 choices, one being to stay with your son and being a better parent to him, and the 2nd to take money to live selfishly in your stupid life, always take the money. link
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Wedding Singer, TheDo you really want to hurt me?!....Hahah George needs to learn another song. link
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Muppets, TheNo one plays Miss Piggy...like Miss Piggy herself. link
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Avengers, TheCaptain America looks so well for being an old person he may be doing Pilates. link
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Iron Lady, TheOf course servants won't tell a doctor that Margaret's been seeing her dead husband...not weird at all. link
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Iron Lady, TheIf Margaret was busy on politics then was Dennis the mom of the house? link
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Iron Lady, TheOk. We know that Meryl Streep is a really good actress. link
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Iron Lady, TheIf you can't hear a dead person, you can't see them. link
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Iron Lady, TheSo people supported Margaret Thatcher. Then they hated her so badly...And so, a vicious circle. link
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Iron Lady, TheIf a pint of milk is expensive, you have to watch your economy. link
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Iron Lady, TheThere's no discussion on Margaret's pearls, but there is on her hair. link
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Iron Lady, TheIt's ok to lie during a medical check. link
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AnonymousThere's nothing better than a play to fight against the Cecils. link
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AnonymousSo Elizabeth had too many bastard children. Couldn't anyone tell her before commiting incest?? Of course not! link
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AnonymousBen Johnson was so jealous about William Shakespeare's success that he betrayed the real writer. link
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AnonymousA play will make her unbutton her dress. link
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AnonymousWhen a play is not seditious it's supposed to be a comedy. link
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AnonymousWriters are used to getting arrested sometimes. They're writers. link
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AnonymousTo be or not to be? That is the question. (Ok...I'm out of learnings by this point.) link
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Woman in Black, TheIf a kid dies, blame the stranger. link
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Woman in Black, TheOnly thing that some people will say is "Stay away from the house"...without explaining anything. link
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Woman in Black, TheA superstition is fake, but in this case it was so real that it wasn't superstition at all... link
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Woman in Black, TheA sudden scream will scare almost anyone...as long as they don't hear it the whole movie. link
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Woman in Black, TheWhat happened to the dog?? link
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Woman in Black, TheMud can keep corpses in a considerably good state after years. link
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Woman in Black, ThePeople in little villages will never trust strangers. link
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Little WomenTeddy can control his temper....only provoked haha .....but he loooks so cute....now we know...what happened to Bruce Wayne when he was younger :P link
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50/50Skeletor is an old dog xD link
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Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1It is possible to get imprinted with a newborn baby O_o ... link
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Friends With BenefitsSure...people on NY will do dancing steps....wait up a minute..do they?? O.o link
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Prayers for BobbySome people don't accept gay people :/ link
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Prayers for BobbyAnd some realize things when it's too late. link
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Prayers for BobbyA psychiatrist doesn't like jokes. link
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Prayers for BobbyParents know when their children are different. link
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Prayers for BobbyBobby didn't have something wrong. link
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Prayers for BobbyA person that doesn't accept homosexuality will wash their hands when a homosexual shakes their hand. link
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Prayers for BobbyYour brother won't keep a secret if he's worried about you (actually..I wouldn't know what to do in that case). link
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Prayers for BobbyYou must worry about being fine in this life..instead of the other life. link
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Guardian, TheBubble gum will erase that awful sea taste from your mouth :3 link
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Guardian, TheAshton Kutcher knows how to hold his breath underwater. link
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Guardian, TheA map of your pants never works :P link
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Guardian, TheDon't ask Kevin Costner to apologize...He may ruin it. link
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Guardian, TheYou need to be in a hypodermic state..to understand it perfectly O.o link
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Guardian, TheThose free-of-emotions-relationships never work.... link
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Guardian, The22 was the real number...those who you feel frustrated for :/ link
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Guardian, TheHurra-ha! link
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Soul SurferPeople who really want to live are more successful than others who have everything (don't take me wrong...) link
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Soul SurferI really hate sharks!! link
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Soul SurferWhy do bad things always happen to good people?? (like Aron Ralston and Bethany) link
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Soul SurferSome competitor will think of you while they're training. link
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Soul SurferThe best surf waves are cooler at night. link
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Soul SurferThe best accomplishments...are felt in your heart :D link
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Soul SurferA way to open a truck in an emergency...is by throwing a rock through a window...it was close that he almost hit the cellphone :/ link
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Soul SurferIt was almost irony...She loved to surf, and for a moment it was the last thing she could do.....great that she is better and not giving up!!...Hurray! link
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Sense and SensibilityIf Colonel Brandon is old, Mrs. Dashwood is on the gates of death. link
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Sense and SensibilityWhen you're in an uncomfortable situation your middle sister will sing something as a distraction. link
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Sense and SensibilityEvery time whenever someone is dying or about to there's a sad violin melody (Don't get me wrong..I like this movie..but it's the same in all movies.) link
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Sense and SensibilitySome rich people will think that the Nile River is in South America. link
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Sense and SensibilityAt least Edward is the most kind in the Ferrars' Family. link
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Sense and SensibilityMr. Palmer KNOWS how to hold his son. link
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Sense and SensibilityThey drink to much tea...but they never pee?? link
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Sense and SensibilitySnap to Willoughby...when he saw that Marianne got married. link
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A Knight's TaleIt's very easy to tear apart a gold statue...so you can divide the prize. link
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Crow, TheSome people like to set weddings on Halloween. link
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Crow, TheIt can't rain forever... link
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Crow, TheIt's very easy to create the symbol that represents you...with blood or fire (as the punisher). link
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Crow, TheFIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP! link
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Crow, TheA ghost can feel cold, you know...like when Erik Draven came back from death...It was raining...and he was shaking. link
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Crow, ThePolice officers will wear their hat even when at home. link
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Crow, TheIt's very normal for a mother to offer her teenage daughter a beer for breakfast. link
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Crow, TheNot all the police officers use the word "freeze." link
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ContagionHmm...I'll think twice before touching my face again. link
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Mask, TheOk I confess....Every time I watch this movie I want to dance "The Cuban Pete" haha. I'm not kidding. And BEWARE! your pajamas can be stolen x3 link
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Despicable MeMr. Jenkins likes to laugh...inside xD link
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Jaws 3Hahaha.....Sharks roaring...it's impossible because they lack vocal chords...but I guess that makes the shark "scary" 'cause it's awfully fake -.-'' link
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JAWSWhen you see a girl who's death was caused by a shark attack, don't bother to tell somebody...just try to close the beaches without explanation. link
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JAWSAfter the 2nd shark attack victim the mayor will insist on people still swimming at the beaches. link
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JAWSHooper might be a rich boy, but at least he knows about science...and nobody listens to him but the police chief. link
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JAWSThe shark was based on little megalodon...that's something that not many people know. link
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JAWSI'll never watch Bruce (from Finding Nemo) the same way again. link
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JAWSYou need a BIG SHIP for hunting a shark...not a little yacht/boat/fishing boat/whatever. link
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JAWSYou will survive in a cage under water while the shark destroys it...but 1 of the crew members on the boat will die :/ link
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JAWSThe Indianapolis-something ship...had a terrible tragedy :S link
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Reef, TheWhen you're in a reef...be careful about cutting yourself....especially if there's a damn big shark around. link
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Reef, TheIt's better to say "I love you"...before anything happens. link
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Reef, TheWhy didn't they stay on the island? I mean, it was an island where they were scuba diving, wasn't it? So..what was the rush coming back?? link
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Reef, TheFishes swimming away are not a good signal :/ link
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Reef, ThePray that you drown first... link
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Reef, TheI guess that swimming was the best option....the boat would have sunk anyway. link
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Reef, TheDamn sharks...will follow you until there's no one left in your group. link
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Reef, TheWhere is the rush when you have to save a life??....no where...Just let him die. Besides you're safe now. (I hated the final scene) link
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Just MarriedYou can go to live with your gf/bf after a month. link
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Just MarriedAshton Kutcher lied about Bags' death link
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Just MarriedSports fans can't live without sports news every day. link
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Just MarriedIf you don't want to get married with someone anymore just pass out. link
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Just MarriedRemy Zero song always reminds me of "Smallville." link
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Just MarriedHiding behind the curtain never works -.-' link
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