Infected contortionist zombies are ideal for killing unimportant, irrelevant characters off all in one scene. link
Rating: 6 (+7/-1)

Dr Manhatten got a part time job on LV-223. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Webbing stops you bleeding out from a gunshot wound. link
Rating: 4 (+6/-2)

There are far more important things to do besides attending your murdered uncle's funeral. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

Peter Parker helped make Facebook. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

English models model clothing. Actresses act! link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Meridith Vickers will have sex with you if you ask her ridiculous questions. link
Rating: 3 (+6/-3)

Trillion dollar spaceships in the future have no missiles. link
Rating: 3 (+6/-3)

Have engineers created anything that is'nt a defect? link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

Which part of nerd doesn't Andrew Garfield understand?? link
Rating: 3 (+6/-3)

Tropical lizards in New York sewers? Really?? link
Rating: 3 (+5/-2)

Next time someone climbs out of a well/prison is there any chance he could drop a rope for the others? link
Rating: 3 (+7/-4)

If a mutant kills your mother right in front of you, don't immediately kill the the man that did it. Just take your anger out on every metallic object in the room! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Don't invite David to a bar; He will spike you. link
Rating: 2 (+4/-2)

Ridley Scott can't do classic Sci fi anymore. link
Rating: 2 (+4/-2)

Engineers run like frightened old ladies when fleeing unknown organisms on a hologram link
Rating: 2 (+4/-2)

Stringer Bell likes Christmas and white chicks. link
Rating: 2 (+4/-2)

Space jizz is some bad shit,yo. link
Rating: 2 (+4/-2)

David 8 sure likes touching things. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Hollywood can make the same film with different actors years later and get away with it. link
Rating: 2 (+5/-3)

Peter Parker forgot the eggs again. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Santa Claus really likes children. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Dr. Manhatten has really let himself go.. link
Rating: 1 (+3/-2)

Peter Weyland doesn't like toenail clippers. link
Rating: 1 (+4/-3)

Scientists of the future aint very smart. link
Rating: 1 (+3/-2)

No one in the cinema cared about Janek's co-pilots dying at the end. link
Rating: 1 (+3/-2)

Androids are obsessed with Laurence of Arabia. link
Rating: 1 (+3/-2)

Engineers are pretty much gay alien BIO terrorists...no females and constantly messing with dangerous chemicals. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Use a real 17 year-old actor instead of a 27 year-old one. link
Rating: 1 (+4/-3)

Any Spiderman movie aint the same with at least one kid trapped in some way. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)