Not only can Flubber run cars, make people super athletic, and make standard objects fearful doomsday devices, it's also bio-degradable! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Many kids can't hear Santa's bells not because they don't believe in him, no, rather they have all gone deaf due to mp3 players being too loud. link
Rating: -2 (+0/-2)

Very few men alive have mastered the secret art of hole punching. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Explosives are easily obtained by masked men. link
Rating: 2 (+4/-2)

Sending out millions of masks through the mail is a simple task for one veiled man. link
Rating: 8 (+10/-2)

Vhile I vave vo vdd a v vo vhe vegginings vf vords, vhe vriters vame vp vith vumerous vumbers vf vhem vnd vade ventences voo. vmpressive. link
Rating: -3 (+3/-6)

Extinct roses are a great gift for a dead person. Also your wife. Not saying your wife should be a dead person though. link
Rating: 3 (+5/-2)

SHOOTING LITTLE NERDY GIRLS IS NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL. link
Rating: 4 (+7/-3)

This movie has a lovely moral behind it: Don't take butter for granted. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

Waking someone up from their slumber to tell them that you just killed them is poetry. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Nobody likes the Koran. Or Americans. I feel sorry for the Muslim Americans in this movie. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

Knives beat guns every time. Even if you allow a group of men to unload a round into you, you'll still win if you have knives. link
Rating: 4 (+7/-3)

Vampires, while starting with V, would have killed the movie. Especially sparkly ones. link
Rating: 2 (+6/-4)

Lesbians can have an important role in movies. And I mean not THOSE types of movies when I say that. link
Rating: 0 (+5/-5)