Rugby is a strange, strange sport. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Your ears are not playing tricks on you, Freeman did just say that line in an american accent. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Pilots like rugby so much that they would risk a "9/11" accident to show their pride. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Maids are entitled to every important family gathering. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Beer tastes so bad if you lose a game, that you must throw it against a wall as hard as you can. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Every racist white person will look angrily out of the side of their eyes and shake their head whenever someone suggests peace. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Nelson Mandela should have been played by Samuel L. Jackson. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

In movies like this, every black and white friendship will start off with hatred and anger, and end with embracing. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

She wasn’t being mean, Eddie was just too stupid to realize it link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

It’s Dirk’s big dick and when he says it’s time to shoot, it’s time to shoot! link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Floyd Gondoli likes the simple pleasures in life, candy in the mouth, butter in the ass. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

His shoes are not Italian, they’re lizard. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Oh that strange guy throwing firecrackers every five seconds? That’s just Cosmo (he’s Chinese) link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

If you just want to see it, $5, but if you want to see me jerk off, it’s $10 link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Rahad Jackson hates it when bands put songs in a specific order like you have to listen to it their way, he doesn't like anything like that!! link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Yes, Scotty is a fucking idiot. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Buck Swope is not a pornographer, he is an actor! … he’s an – an actor. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The red and green sprinkled doughnuts are in fact for ‘the Christmas’ link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Don’t you ever disrespect roller girl. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Mark Wahlberg is actually an amazing actor. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Burt Reynolds probably had no idea the kind of movie he was signing up for. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Even though England to France is less of a trip than New York to New Jersey, Paris is a magical, far-away wonderland. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If it rains, your cello will get wet, even if they are in rock solid cases link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Jenny is "not a woman" link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Even in the 50's, bananas had "alternative" uses... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you always complain about your parents never giving you enough freedom, and they finally give it to you, then you should complain about how they gave you too much freedom. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Disney, movie-of-the-week style voiceover narration should be used for every movie that they can't think of an ending. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

All screenplays must have valuable lessons learned and distinctly 'out of character' monologues to express what the audience has been thinking. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Being an adult means dancing, night clubs, and fancy clothes. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Being an adult means always expressing a desire to talk about literature but never actually talking about literature. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

In the 50's, all teachers were feminists and all parents sexist. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

People on Wall Street don't even know how to explain the terms that they work with on a daily basis. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Capitalism is bad, we need to move toward a "democracy." link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Bankers were bailed out by the US government for predatory lending, while victims of the lending are forced to suffer and lose their homes. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Even though Michael Moore's opponents always call him fat, he never put any effort to lose weight. So how can he expect a country this 'fat' to lose their own 'weight'? Maybe both need to remain fat in order to sell an image to their consumers. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

If only they instated FDR's new bill of rights, the US would be a utopia. If those in power aren't even allowed to be idealists, who can? link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Domino's pizza will support a strike for worker's rights (as long as there is national coverage). Meanwhile, Domino's pizza will pay their drivers insect wages. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you are a senator walking through DC and Michael Moore approaches you, make sure to call your wife right away, because it is just so cute to be confronted about the responsibilities of your job. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

All security guards of every building are informed specifically to never let Michael Moore in. They are also instructed to say something along the lines of, "I agree with what you're doing, but my hands are tied on this." link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Ancient and magical genies are just like stand-up comedians. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Good guys no matter what country they're from, speak in an american accent. bad guys will always have ethnic or British accents. link
Rating: 14 (+15/-1)

All good teenagers take off their clothes. link
Rating: -8 (+0/-8)

Hippies do nothing but go up and down the strip and offer free sex to every single person who walks by. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

War veterans will imagine their fallen comrades as ghosts in the audience, in their most important and public moments. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Schizos are actually just mumbling out loud thoughts about baseball link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A cab that smells like pee is par for the course link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Old people always talk about how screwed up society is, even when they are about to do something more screwed up than anything they have encountered. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

no, you have him mistaken, Jackson from Cleveland is the pervert link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If a prostitute's client is passing out and dying, she should stand in the background with a half smile. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Never turn down a business client asking for a prostitute, otherwise he will go psycho on you. If this happens, make sure your business partner comes in the room and changes his mind onto something else, by giving a tour of the facilities. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Young workers who once showed promise, will always become disillusioned, petty and hostile. Old people miss the innocence of youth, and will say, "what happened to the kid I liked so much?" link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If an old man is mumbling and crying through a speech to a room of hundreds of people, let him talk and humiliate himself for five minutes before coming on stage and taking him off mid-sentence. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If a song you like is being played on the car radio, stop the car mid-traffic, close your eyes and smile, let the music take you away. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The business world is the perfect metaphor for life and being old. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Liam Neeson is intense. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Ghosts aren’t invisible, they are actually monsters covered with ‘invisible cream’ so they still leave foot prints. link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)

Always record an unattended ouiji board. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

Whenever you hear your girlfriend screaming, first grab the camera. link
Rating: 18 (+18/-0)

Never buy a house with an attic. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Demons, with the entire universe at their finger tips, have nothing better to do than bother random kids. link
Rating: 7 (+9/-2)

If a monster comes to your house every night at 3-4 AM, then make sure to be asleep by then. link
Rating: 6 (+7/-1)

If a monster is haunting you, and every night it gets worse and worse, do some homework to get it off your mind. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

If your boyfriend captures the most amazing footage in human history, nag at him every chance you get. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

There is only one psychic in the San Diego area, no priests, no amateur ghost hunters, no witches, or ghostbusters. link
Rating: 13 (+13/-0)