Can't afford your mothers medication? Go rob a different store and some random people using your powers instead of using your powers to steal the medicine when the pharmacist walks away. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Everyone can see what's pulling the carriages now... link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Daniel Radcliffe got to the burning house late and still had enough time to run downstairs and at least get to the girl safely. Even her father didn't do that. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Just got rid of a ghost that makes children kill themselves? Go ahead and let your son run around on a train platform, I'm sure it'll be fine. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Prove to him you had a life you wanted to live by never moving your entire life. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

To make sure it's safe, wait 100 years. Even though the lifespan back then was only like 50. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Your uncle, who you didn't really hang out with, leaving you a house in the woods that has glass walls everywhere is probably fine, move right in. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

try to shoot Selene while she is getting on an elevator, not only will it not affect her at all, but it won't harm her suit and you'll just make her angry. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

How do they decide which dead people come back as ghosts? bBecause if it's just any one who dies at Hogwarts the castle is gonna be pretty full really soon. link
Rating: 0 (+2/-2)

Mrs. Potts is kind of old to have a ten year old son. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If all the other teacups were Chip's brothers and sisters then wouldn't that mean there was a lot of child labor in the castle. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The Beast has a castle in the middle of the woods for at least ten years. What was he the prince of that no one noticed he never left again? link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If an old man is suspected to be crazy in France it is necessary for the whole town to meet outside his house angrily with pitch forks and torches to pick him up. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If your father is sick and dying in the woods, leave the castle full of servants to come get him, and instead of taking him back to the castle just take him to your poor cottage, where no one likes him. You should be able to get a lot of help there. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Harry should become the new headmaster after defeating the strongest wizard and at one point owning all three deathly hallows. And being the most famous and important wizard alive and all. Seeing as how they lost two of them in less than one week. Or at least be a teacher at Hogwarts. link
Rating: 0 (+3/-3)

Roll Call: Whoever is not dead, raise your hand. Hhhmmmm that's not that many hands. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Harry's dad really was a jerk. link
Rating: -1 (+1/-2)

If Harry had Bellatrix's wand then how come when they got to the bank and they asked to see her wand for identification they didn't just show it to them? link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Spongebob loves to get chocolate wasted. (Grownups reference) link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The best way to convince people you are not actually crazy is to throw toast at the ground and see which side is up......that'll convince them. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When any other worker sees Kevin James in the middle of an animal enclosure it's perfectly safe no matter what animal it is. All zookeepers do this. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you attack a gorilla with a pole with a nail on the end, it will just try and grab the stick, not attack and kill you. Don't worry. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Mariachi bands are perfect for proposals. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Gorilla's just can't drive, but they sure can party. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Apparently if you want another job you should just start there instead of telling your old job you're quitting. Then just show up there a few days later and quit. Then show up another two days later and get your job back. Meanwhile your love interest decided to quit and move to Africa in that two days you were gone after you actually quit. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Crows aren't zoo animals. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Swinging into a bride on her wedding day is still not enough to make her hate you. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Making fun of a girl, then giving her a compliment, then telling her to get you some dessert will actually work on some girls. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Ken Jeong is funny and kind of gay in everything he's in. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you are a girl who joins a fighting tournament, at the end allow yourself to be captured when the bad guy grabs your pony tail then refuse to fight him. His only logical retaliation will be to change your clothes for no apparent reason and tie you up just because. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

I wanna get chocolate wasted. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It's ok. I was gay for a long time. Everyone does it. It's fine. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When one of your security guards starts talking about the devil, that's probably a sign that you should stop leaving him alone in the security room. Maybe put someone a little more reliable and less crazy in there too....yeah. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When the music/dance expert convinces the jock to dance, through a song and dance number where he says how much he doesn't dance, it is completely normal to switch outfits afterwards. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)