If you live with the sherriff of the town you are living in, you are more than likely to have at least three people break into your house, one of them to steal crap. link
Rating: 6 (+9/-3)

If someone directly tells you "Don't do anything stupid..." the first thing you are naturally going to do is stupid, or to just sit there and cry. Either way...pretty stupid. link
Rating: 7 (+8/-1)

If you are in a love fight between a vampire and a werewolf you are more than likely to have a whole bunch of nightmares if someone is not there for you. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Susan is a name that can actually scare people. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Jello can fall in love. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

You can pretend to be an alien if you are a giant gelatinous blob. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Aliens like to take over the world, but the monsters are here to save us. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

The Invisible man died of a heart attack. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

If you combine a genetically altered tomato with a ranch flavored dessert topping the resulting mass will gain consciousness, and will most likely call itself Bob. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Men are scared by giant women who are stronger than them. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Not all aliens like to play music as a way to communicate, some of them will just attack you. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you eat animals you're a vegetarian vampire, but if you eat people you automatically become a monster. What if you eat both, does that make you an omni-vore? link
Rating: 8 (+10/-2)

If you have a vampire as a best friend you either have to have an awesome car, or your car has to have an awesome sound system. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

If you move to Forks, Washington you will immediately be considered awesome and popular, and be liked by all the boys in the school. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

As a werewolf you are required to either go shirtless or wear a shirt to where it doesn't matter if it's on or not. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

Even as a werewolf, your coat is always naturally groomed and never has any defects. link
Rating: 5 (+6/-1)

Vampires are perfectly okay with Grand Theft Auto, if the car is pretty enough. link
Rating: 8 (+8/-0)

If you're not human, you would rather enter through the window than the door. link
Rating: 6 (+7/-1)

Just because a girl is beautiful DOES NOT mean you should follow her everywhere. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

You know your friends love you when you tell them there is an evil demon that is following you around while you sleep and they still open up their house for you to sleep in. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

If you watch yourself standing up next to a bed for an hour and then walking downstairs, but don't remember any of it, just forget about it, nothing bad happened. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

When you are drug out of bed by an invisible demon, it is perfectly okay to get back into bed and pretend like nothing happened. link
Rating: 10 (+10/-0)

If you move up to Forks, Washington you never have to actually attend school if your dad is the town doctor. Everyone is just okay with you being gone for weeks at a time without question. link
Rating: 8 (+10/-2)

When you look at vampires through a werewolf's eyes, they look a lot more dead. link
Rating: 9 (+10/-1)

Papercuts attract vampires. link
Rating: 9 (+10/-1)

You can fall off a motorcycle that is skidding sideways and only get a few cuts, without bleeding, but when you get a paper cut you bleed all over yourself. link
Rating: 10 (+13/-3)

Your dad won't let you see the one man you care about and have been with for a long time, but he's okay with you going to another town to watch a movie with a girl you barely know, but calls herself your friend. link
Rating: 2 (+6/-4)

You can burn a house down and only get put into a mental hospital. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

You can have all kinds of imaginary friends, who are even smarter than you are. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

You can be surrounded by people, and they will never notice you are talking to an imaginary friend. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

You shouldn't change your name if you weren't married, because people will think you're a murderer. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Your father should never go out of town or your step mother may try and kill you. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

You should be deathly afraid of people with pearls and watering cans. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

You can kill your best friend and feel completely guilt free about it by the next morning. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Don't flirt with a girl who has just lost her mother and has a boat. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

It's okay to fall for guys who sparkle, they aren't always gay. link
Rating: 16 (+16/-0)

You have to fall for a man who comes up to you and says, "I'm bad for you" But can't fall for your best friend who is trying to protect you from the bad. link
Rating: 8 (+10/-2)