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Star Trek Into DarknessSo now it is it going to be William Shatner's head or Chris Pine's head that Phillip J. Fry steals in the 31st century. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Star Trek Into DarknessAt least in this reboot they had the decency to kill Pike instead of making him live out his life in that thing beeping lights to talk. link
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Star Trek Into DarknessLets take one of the coolest vilians of all time played by Mr. Suave himself, Ricardo Montaban and replace him with a stuffy british dude. link
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FootlooseFor a town that banned dancing for 3 years these kids are really good at it. link
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Les MisérablesSo Fantine loses her job and starts selling body parts and hooking. She really should have passed around a few more resume's link
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Les MisérablesEveryone in this movie has perfect teeth. Except Fantine who did have perfect teeth. link
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Aeon FluxBefore you blow up the big ship you are on make sure you can get off it before it blows up. link
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Aeon FluxHands make good feet. link
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Aeon FluxKEEP OFF THE GRASS!! link
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Aeon FluxSo Una Dies and is reborn and so most of the movie takes place about 1 year after Una dies but does not bother to mention that. link
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Aeon FluxSex with your wife's clone is pretty hot. link
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Aeon FluxNever trust your brother. link
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Aeon FluxAeon was a lot heavier in her previous life. link
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Aeon FluxEven though all the soldiers in body armor die immediately from a round from an automatic weapon the bad guy who is only wearing normal clothes can have a round hit him in the back right where the heart is and still live. link
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V for VendettaOk who hasn't dvr's the movie and ran the scene with Natalie Portman dressed up like a little girl over and over again. link
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V for VendettaOk who hasn't dvr's the movie and ran the scene with Natalie Portman dressed up like a little girl over and over again. link
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V for VendettaAll of those soldiers surrounding V and not one knew to take a head shot. link
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Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, TheWizards make look old but get them in a fight and they turn into Chuck Norris. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

ARGOIrony: When the wife of the President who was in office when terrorist attacked and burned our embassy gives a best picture award to movie about when terrorist attacked and burned our embassy. link
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Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2Michael Sheen is a lot badder in Underworld. link
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PaulAmerican rednecks always assume that two dudes traveling together are gay, unless it is them. link
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PaulAn American RV rental company is going to rent a $60,000 RV to a couple of guys with no U.S. driver's license, probably no insurance, and who come from a country that drives on the other side of the road. link
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PaulRV parks are the perfect place to hide an RV. link
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PaulEven in a bar 1000 miles from the nearest ocean or naval base there will always be a group of sailors ready to partake in a bar fight. link
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BattleshipLose the conflict between the brothers. Lose the mini market break in. Lose the soccer match. Lose the back story between the slacker and the admiral's daughter. Lose Rhianna. Replace all of that with 30 more minutes of fighting the aliens and you might have a good movie. link
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BattleshipHaving a real life double amputee military veteran in the movie was one of the only cool things in this movie. link
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SkyfallThe high-powered round from Moneypenny's rifle should have gone through Bond and hit the other guy. link
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Independence DayIf only the aliens had AVG, McAfee, or Kapersky anti-virus; they would own the planet. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Les MisérablesPeople in France have terrible memory. Javert cannot remember Valjean. Valjean cannot remember Threnadier. Marius does not recognize Eponine. The entire country seems to forget the U.S. drove the Nazis from their country. link
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ARGOYeah, we got six people out of Iran. Who cares about the other 52? link
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ARGOHollywood is so liberal it actually thinks that a movie related to the Carter Administration is better than a movie connected to Lincoln. link
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ARGOLets see if we can disguise the Americans as Canadians. Repeat after me; "I want to leave the country, Eh." "We are not American, Eh." "Football only has 3 downs. Eh". link
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ARGOAmazing that the Iranians who have no respect for a sovereign embassy would not shoot an airplane. link
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ARGOIt never occurred to anyone in the Iranian Government that no one shoots a movie in Iran. link
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ARGOBen Affleck has come a long way from Surviving Christmas and Gigli. link
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ARGOIf they could have gotten the other 52 out Carter might have been re-elected. link
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ARGO"Oh Canada, you really saved our butts." link
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K19: The WidowmakerYou know you are in it deep when Indiana Jones and Ra alGuhl cannot save your sub. link
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SkyfallNext you capture the best hacker in the world it is always a good idea to plug his laptop into your network and put him in a cell that is controlled by computers. Next time put him in a good old fashion cell from the old west with about 50 padlocks that need keys and hand cuff him to the wall. link
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SkyfallNext time you want to protect an important member of the government don't run off into the middle of nowhere with one person where you cannot get any help; surround her with about 1000 Royal Marines. link
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Skyfall"M" is a man and Moneypenny is a woman. Things are finally back to normal in the James Bond universe. link
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SkyfallFor a country that brags about all of it's gun control laws it was still a bad guy who ignored the law. And there were sure a lot of guns being fired. link
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Quantum of SolaceUnlike most Bond Villians Dominic Greene is really scary because what he is doing could be true. Environmentalists creating environmental disasters and then blaming governments and telling the world that he can save the day. link
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MoonrakerMemo to Dolly; do not let Jaws try to give you a hickey. link
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Charlie Wilson's WarWe'll See. link
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Charlie Wilson's WarThe scene where Amy Adams is walking down the halls of congress and there is a nice close up of her nice rear moving side to side and then her pony tail doing the same thing is something to watch over and over again. link
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Charlie Wilson's WarHere is your stinger missile Mr. Taliban. link
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Charlie Wilson's WarRussian Helicopter pilots should keep their minds on what they are doing. link
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Charlie Wilson's WarDo you think any congressman today could call any female member of his staff "Jailbait" today and get away with it? link
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Charlie Wilson's WarEgyptian defense directors will do anything if you give them a good belly dance. link
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Charlie Wilson's WarThe only thing that Israel, Egypt, and Pakistan hated more than each other was the Soviet Union. link
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Charlie Wilson's WarAs long as you are a good officer at sea you can be a bad one on land. link
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Charlie Wilson's WarIt is sad but this movie shows us a time when Democrats and Republicans used to work together to get things done. link
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Charlie Wilson's WarAlways be suspicious when a CIA agent gives you anything and leaves the room. link
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Spy Who Loved Me, TheMI6 has a secret base under the pyramids. link
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MoonrakerSo the United States or Russia did not have one ballistic missile that could have taken out that space station without getting a lot of "Space Marines" killed. link
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MoonrakerSpace Marines, Really. link
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MoonrakerInstead of shooting James Bond or letting Jaws bite his head off they put him in a silly plot device designed to kill him that he easily escapes. link
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MoonrakerSuper Smart CIA/Nasa astronauts always wear sexy lingerie to bed. link
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MoonrakerEven if you could steal a shuttle from the back of a 747 you could not fly it. It has the flight characteristics of a brick with wings. That is how shuttle pilots describe it. link
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MoonrakerWhen Nasa transports a shuttle on the back of a 747 they always make sure it is fully loaded with rocket fuel. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

K19: The WidowmakerEveryone the Soviet Naval Command sends you is qualified or they would not have sent him. link
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K19: The WidowmakerSean Connery makes a better Russian Sub Captain. link
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Star Wars: Return of the JediPrimitive woodland creatures can launch a major counter-offensive in just minutes. link
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Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back"Luke, I am your father". "Dude you owe some serious back child support". link
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Star Wars: The Empire Strikes BackHow long does it take to fly from Hoth to Bespin because in that time Yoda was able to train Luke. I mean maybe 2 or 3 days to Bespin but it looks like Luke was on Dagoba for a couple of months. Some Jedi time warp thing. link
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Les MisérablesWhen facing your eminent death gather all your friends in a bar and sing. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Les MisérablesThe French have been a Revolting people for a long time. link
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Les MisérablesNever stay at an inn owned by Borat and Mrs. Lovett. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Les MisérablesI kept expecting Valjean to kill Javert with his metal claws and Madame Threnadaire to be making meat pies out of people. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2It's a Simulation, It's a Simulation link
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Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2I half Expected Stewie to come out of his virtual reality simulator and tell Brian he just killed Edward. link
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Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2Can Buffy and Van Helsing make a cameo and kill all of these people. link
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Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2Vampire Diaries romance scenes are way better. link
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Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2Kate Beckinsale is way hotter than Kristen Stewart. link
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Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2The war between the vampires and lycans is better in Underworld. link
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Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2Bella: still the dumbest girl in the movies with Mary Jane Watson being a close second. link
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Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2A proper ending to the entire Twilight Saga would be Harry Potter showing up and telling Edward that he is really Cedrick Digory and that Voldemort put a curse on the Goblet of fire and he only thinks he is a vampire. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Andrew Loyd Webber's Love Never DiesWhen your cat jumps on your keyboard and erases the entire score for this musical you should consider it a message from God not to make a sequel to Phantom of the Opera link
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SkyfallMemo to all Bond Villians: When you capture James Bond you should shoot him on sight. If you invite him to your lair and spend time explaining your diabolical plot or putting him in some ridiculous situation designed to kill him he is going to 1) Escape and 2) Kill you. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

SkyfallWhen the bad guy shows you he has false teeth it is probably a good idea to take his teeth because he would never think of using them as a weapon. Geez the British are dumb. link
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SkyfallWhen you have just captured the greatest computer hacker in the world it might be better to put him in an old iron bar cell with a pad lock and key instead of a cell with a computer controlled lock. link
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Enemy Of The StateStay out of lingerie stores named "Boobies". link
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Mamma Mia!Ok there are three guys who may be your father. Maybe it should be called Mama Sluta. The only person who did not show up claiming to be your father was Darth Vader. link
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Mamma Mia!When are we going to stop making Broadway shows into movies and movies into Broadway shows. Unless it is the Producers which was a movie made into a Broadway show that was made into a movie. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Taken 2You would think messing with the guy who trained Obi-Wan, Batman, and led armed street gangs in New York would be a bad Idea. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Taken 2The last time you messed with this guy he destroyed your entire operation. Why mess with him again? link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Open RangeDo you think Kevin Costner calls up Kim Coates and tells him, "I have another movie I want to kill you in."? link
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Open RangeDoesn't Baxter and his men know they are messing with the dude who cut off the head of a guy's horse and put it in bed with him? link
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Book Of Eli, TheDoesn't Redridge know not to threaten the guy who just killed 8 people in your bar and tell him it is not a choice? There is always a choice. link
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Dredd 3DUnlike Stallone you can understand this Judge. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Hunger Games, The12 teenage girls and 12 teenage boys in a situation where most of them die would turn into such a party, if you know what I mean by "party." link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Open RangeDumbledore is really bad in this movie. link
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Open RangeI guess back in 1882 they had candy bars. link
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Open RangeAnother western town that could not free itself until a stranger rides into town. link
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Open RangeWhy are all of the evil land barons in the American West either Irish or English? link
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Open RangeIf this town had a Black Sheriff with a drunk deputy then all of their troubles would be over. link
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Open RangeDon't hold a gun to Kevin Costner's woman. link
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Open RangeI half expected Robert Duval to turn to Costner at the end of the movie and say "I love the smell of gunpowder in the Morning." link
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Open RangeA bullet between the eyes of the hired gun can usually turn the fight in your favor. link
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