Giovanni Ribisi...... still creepy. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

You actaully lose more life taking the bus. 2 hour walk vs 2 hour cost + the time your sitting in the bus. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

In a world where they genetically stop you at 25, and create a glowing life counter on your arm, they forgot to add a warning system, like your counter starts to itch or glow red or something like that to remind you that you have like 30 minutes to live. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If money is time, and time is life, wouldn't an ATM at the timelenders place be a good idea, you know in case you withdraw too much time and find yourself running out of time in the middle of the night. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Apparently in a world where somone can touch your forearm and steal your life, a simple bracer with a lock on it wouldn't be a good idea. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

What they don't tell you in the end is that Bill had to repeat the following day over again till Chris Elliot fell in love with him. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Steve Buscemi is kinda funny-lookin'. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Food poisoning, causes you not to be confident on which end that came out of. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Since Baby Doll was sent to the mental hospital for killing her sister, Sweet Pea could potentially be a murdering psychopath that she helped set free. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Faramir from Lord of the Rings does not like co-writing stage shows... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Faramir from Lord of the Rings does not like co-writing stage shows.... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Tom Hanks owes a little girl a pair of ice skates...... link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Captain America stands up women on the first date. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Bomb suits are useless. They are uncomfortable and get in the way of disarming a bomb and it does nothing to protect you from even a blast wave. Guy Pierce probably would have made it running away from the bomb with no suit on. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

One of the powers you get as being the Devil's Accountant is that you are able to conjure up a 1957 Chevy. He probably forgot about it when he was walking the highway & stealing cars to chase John throughout the movie. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Graboid's can't fly. (Until the 3rd movie) link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

I'm pretty sure Mattie was able to buy that pony for $10. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

I didn't really learn anything. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Even if you're Brad Pitt, breaking into someone's home and hiding in a closet will get you killed. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Linda really wanted cosmetic surgery badly, at the cost of Chad & Ted's life. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

George Clooney has perverted craftsmanship about him. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Apparently Linda isn't a very good trainer at Harbodies, since she wanted cosmetic surgery. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

John Malkovich will not give him the money. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

I think Chad's bike is still at the park! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Sledge Hammer works for the CIA now! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If Samara kills by scaring you, why not keep your eyes closed & call the police when your tv goes "funny". Or just blind yourself & learn braille.... link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Apparently the technological marvel of matter transfer is used primarily to troll yourself for sex, instead of doing away with the need for those shuttle cars. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Just like in Soylent Green, plankton & sea greens always seem to end up as people.... link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Apparently driving on a small manmade oval track island requires a navigator. A navigator with large enough boobs to draw a map on. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Emma Frost apparently gets younger in time as seen in X-Men Origins. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

8 year old girls are apparently boys, to Crash and the Boys. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Despite Matthew Patel's objections... Pirates, are not in. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Oh, brass is apparently stronger than diamond. Take that science! link
Rating: 4 (+6/-2)

A being made of diamond, apparently has lungs and airways made of diamond too which make them transparent. Only by choking them with a brass bed can this be proven.... link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

It is now easier to play six degrees of Kevin Bacon if you can connect your actor with anyone who was in the X-Men franchise. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

Rose Byrne always wears sexy underwear under her clothes, in case she has to sneak in a club as a hooker. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

With minor alterations & a bit of water, a normal housewife can look like a hooker in a minute. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

In the future tumors grow to become leaders of resistance groups. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Getting money from a pyramid scheme by explaining the pyramid scheme does not work. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A Baby Ruth is still good after it falls into a pool. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Chaka can sing. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Enik convicted of genocide gets a jail sentence & a nice tunic, but a human accused of helping him escape gets a death penalty. Sleestak law is very biased... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When cannibalistic crazies attack your town and your only options are to hide in a hidden bank vault or run out in the open and hope someone will give you a ride. Choose the vault.... link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

When a giant unknown ship comes out of nowhere, destroys a fleet, & starts drilling into your planet, the Vulcan leadership would rather see how everything pans out instead of taking the closest shuttle and getting the hell out of dodge.... link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Apparently the Romulans believed enough in the Vulcan's plan to BUILD a ship to stop the supernova, as not to try and evacuate the planet themselves. (you know just in case the Vulcan’s were wrong... oops...) link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)