It's always a good idea to wear a top hat. That way, the detective's girlfriend will miss you when she shoots at you. link
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Red amulets are hot. Handle with care. link
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The oldest rat of the group will always have magical powers. link
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When visiting the leader of a hidden band of rats that your husband helped, never ask to see if any of his belongings were still there. link
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The doctor is always inside a piece of farm machinery. link
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Never explain the birds and bees to a crow. He just won't get it. link
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When you're moving your "people" from the rosebush to Thorn valley, intent on leaving no trace, your Council Room can be moved with relative ease. link
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Tall rats should specify what they are measuring with their hands. link
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Beware of the charismatic rat that looks evil, he may slap you around later. link
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If the guy on the phone tells you his previous job and how long he's worked it, to let his daughter go and he won't find you, it's probably a good idea to let her go. link
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It's okay to have an especially untrained FBI agent be your spotter. link
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When falling from a high window, make sure you have your pipe ready to break the surface. link
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You're better off taking the scope from the rifle. No one will charge you while you watch. link
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Always send in the sensitive man who's previously played a killer and the old man who previously played a British Secret Service Agent. They're bound to get it done. link
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It's completely okay to take the introduction music for the credits, speed it up, and call it "The Hampsterdance." No one will notice. link
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Always go home in the car that can be remotely controlled and be sent back to police headquarters. link
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Never climb a wall when its vegetation moves. link
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It's always easy to tell the difference between chainsaws and shark bites by a mere glance. link
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It's always a good idea to let the one man hunting you live. You never know when you'll meet him inside his house and subtly threaten his family if he doesn't give up and use the body you give him. link
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If a little, lost girl comes to your doorstep with a military veteran, do nothing to help them. Unless she happens to lead you to your biggest and feared adversary. link
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Myspace has taken itself to a whole new level. Sex bots and all. link
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You can always count on a cargo plane that has a solid cockpit to come with an ejecting pilot's seat. link
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It's okay to get your gun out when flying demons that came from hell flap around you. Your mortal bullets might work. link
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A palace that was overthrown will keep its valuables completely untouched, even though the peasants could use the money. link
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Mice are very good at throwing rapiers into the eyes of a bird in flight. link
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It's okay for the rabbit, the mouse, frogs, the monkeys, and the horse to wear something, yet the dog must run about naked. link
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Mice are good at ranged combat, hitting the noses clean off any mouse imposters that turn out to be cats without further injury to the face. link
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A large, obviously fake mouse will always work to scare cats away. link
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Orphanages teach children about Nitro Glycerin. (Dynamite) link
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